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Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"

funny as shit on your grandma's nose

lollywaggin good fun

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sorry, i cant make a review because i have to SHAVE my INBED WAFFLE, then I need to LOSE my CRAZY PILLS.

funny as hell!

FUNNY!
i would like to go on a date with you, mister ugly hairy monster, however, i have to spank my squishy monkey! SOO HILLARIOUS

could have used some music/sound effects

heh cool

Im gonna get off school because i have to "Eat my crazy Mum"
that just sounds dirty....
great game!

wrestle my upset sausage

straighten my lumpy carpet, peirce my dead mailman, find my sunburned gumbo, loosen my sickly butt, hide my poisonous hair, stack my hairy inner-child
Fucking riot!