I'd really love to give this a review
but I can't because I have to drive my flaming donut.
Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"
Cool.
Spank My Canadian Liver!
Yippie!
Wax my heafty unicycle!
THIS IS GREAT!!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Excuse me sir, I must go thwart my broken weasel!
hahaha
POP MY SQUISHY SAUSAGE!!!!!