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Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"

THAT SUKED ASS

WHAT THE FUK NO 1 DIED

Pretty funny. Some are a bit disturbing.

Good for a few quick laughs. "I have to spank my demented sister" Is a good one. Really worth a try.

amuseing

I have to eat my broken inner child o.o tehe

Pretty cool.

Some are kinda nasty though. I got "Drink my New Brother." Eww.

That was funny

The random excuses almost never made sense. And that makes it random. I could imagine saying these phrases. 'I can't clean the house, because I have to lift my bulky trumpet' Ha ha ha! Good job.