I would say I got to shave my hairy sausage...
"I'd really love to go somewhere with you but I can't because I have to scratch my homesick donkey..."
Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"
This is a good idea!
"I would love to wash your car but i have to bury my Husky Prisoner"
Get it downloadable
I'd help you but i have to cuddle my filthy goldfish...
Id write a review but...
I have to fight my canadian hamster and spank my squishy monkey while I pierce my burnt liver!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
I HAD TO SHUFFLE MY UNWIELDY WEASEL.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAQHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!