This reminds me of the good ol' days...
I had money and a job and used all these excuses when I felt like sleeping in. Mornings suck!
Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"
Thats So Cool!
That was really cool. you should make one with more saying but I most go wax my gassy grandpa
I'd love to give a review but..
I have to punch my hot sausage.
LMAO!
I cant have sex right now,i have to Skip my sunburned dad,rock my crusty wart,whatch my tiny cat,hide my frumpy grandpa,drive my huge muffin,eat my smelly stomach,poisen my filthy money,chop poisonous dinner(made too much sense),shave my fluffy portfolio,bury my crazy arm,pay my sticky burrito,drive my upset dreadlocks,shave my sunburned armpits,AND(lmao at this one) HIDE HOT SISTER! LMAO!
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wrestle my broken grandpa? sponge my frozen firetruck? free my sticky bomb? chop my angry brother? i could go on and on... cool :)