Hahahahaha!!
I ain't workin' tomorrow cos I have to eat my slimy sister and floss my inbred grandpa!! Hahahaha! haha! ha! Sound is only 0 'cos i have no speakers!! and violence got 1 for punch my groovy hampster!
Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"
I have to squeeze my husky weezal
Or buff my tiny hamster
Lol =)
lol i'd really love to go to the hospital but i can't because i have hypnotize my groovy firetruck (lmao)
wtf!?!?!?!?!?
i'd really love to go to school but i cant because i have to shave my hairy monkey!!! i liked that one
Hide my hairy sausage
This damn random excuse machine got me fired, as would be the case had I been brainless enough to utilize your machine for such a purpose. As a source of humor, it excels, because who doesn't enjoy a random excuse machine? Now, where did I put my Canadian monkey?