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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/704139/preview

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!

THANK YOU RICEPIRATE JOHNNYUTAH and SEXUAL-LOBSTER

CONTROLS----------------------------------------------------------------
MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
USE WHIP: X Key
JUMP: Up Arrow key
HOLY CROSS: Z Key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.

Reviews


TwigoTwigo

Rated 4 / 5 stars November 8, 2013

Pretty good, I mean, I gave it four stars because castlevania was pretty boring for me, but you definitely put the main points, (especially the jump and swing one) and was pretty funny.
Awesome.


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jjm239jjm239

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 8, 2013

It's spelled "Alucard'.



KGBXXXKGBXXX

Rated 1 / 5 stars November 8, 2013

way too boring



KruchoKrucho

Rated 3 / 5 stars November 8, 2013

It looks good, it has famous funny newgroundz people on it, the forever alone ghost made me laugh, etc.
However the game mechanics are slightly bugged a little bit everywhere, and it makes the whole thing plain irritating to play. (you get shifted from the ledge of platforms, you can triple jump while falling down an edge instead of double jump, sometimes when you spawn on the next screen you take an undodgeable hit, sometimes you collect stars and they add up to your visible count, sometimes not, and many more)
And im not a dumb bitch who understands nothing about retro style : if you take a look at "Ninja Virus" you can see it cloned Ninja Gaiden mechanics perfectly and buglessly, and it is gud, very gud.



NeonSpiderNeonSpider

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 8, 2013

Real Mode is unfair once you get to Dracula because he can appear on you, including right at the start. This is literally impossible to dodge and pure chance, so congrats on dominating the game up until then because your reward for a flawless play is *rolls the dice* Dracula appears on you and you die game trolls you trolololo

For anyone having trouble with medals registering (if you're pretty sure you should have gotten it but it didn't give it to you) play through again on Cupcake mode and it'll probably give you all those medals at the start.