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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!

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MierdosMierdos

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey, quit complaining!

The game is long, yes, but that's part of the reason it's awesome. I've been playing off and on since yesterday. I love this game. It's intense, and getting everything is such a challenge. But it's the best kind of challenge. It has a funny story, and man, I want to help Clarence! Poor, sad, fat dumb guy. Don't listen to the complainers who can't respect a nice, long game when they have the privilege of playing it, O Mighty Game Maker. You're awesome. Please, give us more.

A bit of a spoiler follows, maybe? Not sure. So I'm warning just in case.

Unfortunately, I'm stuck on one of the tips. I need a key to get at one of the laptops in the sewer on the second level. The one on the far, far right. I see the key up top, in the park area. So, I think I know what I have to do. I think I have to get the car that's right by that key (we're in the far right, up top, here), and somehow drive it over there to where the key is, because there's some crumbly blocks right there, and then like, maybe jump from the car and up to the place where the key is. Maybe. But honestly, I don't even know if that's what I'm supposed to do to get that key. If not, then I have no idea what to do. And it's really bothering me, I'll be honest, because I would love to have that tip so I can get the best ending. I'm hoping that someone can help me with this. AUGH. The thing is, when the car drops down, it falls onto the yellow and black blocks that disappear rapidly. I can't seem to get into the car fast enough, before it's gone! Has someone successfully done this? How do I do it?

Thanks for any tips or whatever.


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Pseudolonewolf responds:

Yes, that is what you need to do.
It's best to press the car spawning button while the blocks are off, then they'll appear right as it drops onto them, and you'll have enough time to get into it, hopefully. I've done it plenty of times without much trouble; it just takes a bit of skill.


thejosjosthejosjos

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

Just lovely old fashioned platforming fun. Nothing new or original, but loads of fun, with nice graphics. Controls were good, which is often a weak point for flash platformers.

I saw some complaints about the length in other reviews, but I really disagree with those. If a game is this good it's a good thing that it's not done in 15 minutes.


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tocacannontocacannon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game.

It is a fun game. A long game, sure, but with the chances to save and the game allowing you start from those save points, makes it easy to go back and forth. I got three of the ending, started with the good one, then the best one, and then the worst one. Could use some info though about what to do to get the middle and bad endings (you can send a message if it makes it easier/don't want to spoil it for others). Overall one of the better flash games I have played, and definitely a more fun approach.


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GuineaPigJesusGuineaPigJesus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very good game

this was a fantastic game with lots of replay value and ways to do everything. It's just looooooooooong so you have to spend multiple days just to finish it.


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destroyre101destroyre101

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

Pseudolonewolf does it again!

But I wonder why he hasn't posted Mardek 3 on Newgrounds...


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