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Clarence's Big Chance

rated 4.38 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop

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Mar 31, 2011 | 1:49 PM EDT

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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Lord. I didn't know what I have been missing all these years. You are a genius. Haven't smiled in a changed that.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I hope that you work on Mardek 4 now.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


awesome game guys,but can i move saves to other PC? pls answer quick

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Humor and great fun!

What I liked the most about this game is it's world, and platforming gameplay.
If you are a fan of Mario, and exploring games like Metroid, this is a great experience to you.

Loved the music, too!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey, quit complaining!

The game is long, yes, but that's part of the reason it's awesome. I've been playing off and on since yesterday. I love this game. It's intense, and getting everything is such a challenge. But it's the best kind of challenge. It has a funny story, and man, I want to help Clarence! Poor, sad, fat dumb guy. Don't listen to the complainers who can't respect a nice, long game when they have the privilege of playing it, O Mighty Game Maker. You're awesome. Please, give us more.

A bit of a spoiler follows, maybe? Not sure. So I'm warning just in case.

Unfortunately, I'm stuck on one of the tips. I need a key to get at one of the laptops in the sewer on the second level. The one on the far, far right. I see the key up top, in the park area. So, I think I know what I have to do. I think I have to get the car that's right by that key (we're in the far right, up top, here), and somehow drive it over there to where the key is, because there's some crumbly blocks right there, and then like, maybe jump from the car and up to the place where the key is. Maybe. But honestly, I don't even know if that's what I'm supposed to do to get that key. If not, then I have no idea what to do. And it's really bothering me, I'll be honest, because I would love to have that tip so I can get the best ending. I'm hoping that someone can help me with this. AUGH. The thing is, when the car drops down, it falls onto the yellow and black blocks that disappear rapidly. I can't seem to get into the car fast enough, before it's gone! Has someone successfully done this? How do I do it?

Thanks for any tips or whatever.

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Pseudolonewolf responds:

Yes, that is what you need to do.
It's best to press the car spawning button while the blocks are off, then they'll appear right as it drops onto them, and you'll have enough time to get into it, hopefully. I've done it plenty of times without much trouble; it just takes a bit of skill.