Eulogy For: Star Fox Part 1

(Score at Death: 3.86/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

08/13/06 – 11/10/09


Submitted by Kyle (Supermario300) with the following comments:

Krystal is kidnapped, and its up to Fox to save her. But will he need help?

20,000 views? Geez, I never thought that a blatant rip off of LQFA would get so epic. But I want to take this video down because I hate it, and it would give the far superior and far more original remake much needed views.

Score: 7
temporary101

"wow, that was cool"

date: August 13, 2006

cant w8 till part 2. btw, can you teach me how to put music in flash movies?


Score: 7
protectionist

"nice flash really..."

date: August 13, 2006

wow that's some great movie you did make. but it is lot's of text. do something about it because it will cost you good votes. but the movie was good. i mean like good story good characters and you've got a good sense of humor. also work on your spelling and grammer.
i hope i can see episode 2
succes!

P.S. only read if you are dutch
je hebt wat spellingsfouten gemaakt. werk eraan echt waar. mijn flash werd door die reden geblammed.


Score: 5
OkieBiscut

"Good and bad..."

date: August 13, 2006

It had its moments, but the second half can be much better.


Score: 2
the-ramen-noodle

"Sorry, nothing really grabbed me."

date: August 13, 2006

It just felt like it was done before. You made Fox, Falco, Slippy and Peppy way out of character, and it took out any chance of the crew having a deeper personality. Not necessarily dark and mysterious, we've already been given information on the guys. All you have to do, is put them in a situation that doesn't have the main focus on booze and sex, Starfox is better than that. Just rethink what you want to do, you don't have a deadline. Take your time and try again.


Score: 8
sexychocolate

"yo this is good but it can be better next time"

date: August 13, 2006

yo it was crappy at first but got better as it went on so part 2 i think it could be better


Score: 5
WeIrDRoB

"kool"

date: August 13, 2006

its kool good idea.... your animation needs some work and i hope to see part 2


Score: 8
Gorekiller

"HAHAAAAAAAA ! >;)"

date: August 13, 2006

...not bad at all ! I liked this whole part ! Even the end ! ROFLMAO ! Keep it up, pal ! I cannot wait to see the second part of this stupid story and watching Andross rapping Krystal will be hilarious ! HAHAHAAAAA ! It remembers me "LOZ : quest for Ass" style ! Well done ! But it needs more sound effects ! Whatever... good job, my man !

Positive points :
- the story
- "Quest for ass" style
- What ? Andross is rapping Krystal ??!?

Negative points :
- lack of sound effects

The end..... BITCH ! >=D only kidding ! ;)


Score: 7
dark-samus1

"it was pretty good!!"

date: August 13, 2006

not as bad as i thought!!good job!!


Score: 6
Kamikaze-Boy

"It was straight."

date: August 13, 2006

needed better graphics, but it was funny. There were plenty spelling errors, and it was kind of annoying having to keep clicking the continue button.
otherwise, its not blam worthy, but not front page worthy either. its ok.


Score: 6
Yoshikuro

"Pretty good"

date: August 13, 2006

It kept me entertained lol


Score: 9
AnubisEyes

"Nice"

date: August 13, 2006

very funny... especially for a spritew movie....


Score: 10
King-Aaron

"kick ass"

date: August 14, 2006

this was a pretty kick ass movie or i could just be tired


Score: 10
Zobie

"Awesome."

by: Zobie
date: August 14, 2006

Lol... Some spelling errors, but other then that, that ruled. The use of music made me laugh at times... And what did the megaman music have to do with that turret? Lol! Memories man... Nice one. Rather funny...


Score: 5
OnyDeus

"Poping is funny"

date: August 14, 2006

The graphics were ok, as far as sprite movies go, but the constant clicking to continue text was getting somewhat tedious and made the text a little boring... With that aside, it was pretty funny, and, sonic and tails aside, wasnt too crude of humor... compared to others at least. Poping is to pope, popping is to pop...


Score: 10
luigi013191

"wow"

date: August 18, 2006

This is awsome.I really enjoyed it. I think that its hilarious. The graphics werent as good as they could have been but you can tell what was what so it deserves some credit. CLicking the next button did get a little anoying but it is kinda good that you put it in so that i could get to read it all without it just goin to the next text. The humor most defenitly deserves a 10. I guess that the reason I like this movie so much is because I'm about the biggest starfox fan that I know of. I mean come on people, starfox kicks ass! Anyways this was a really good movie and is most defenitly is going on my favorites list!


Score: 10
B-lewis

"the movie was awsome"

date: September 18, 2006

you should make another one i mean you left us hangin you could bump the graghics a bit


Score: 8
pigsgomoo

"nice flash"

date: January 5, 2007

wow even though its the second time i saw it i still like it so this time im gona rate and review =) its really good though i cant wait for part 2 that is if your going to make a part 2 whats gona happen to slippy if you dont mind me asking?


Score: 10
VulcanMak

"I love it!"

date: February 4, 2007

Great story and script. Graphics were alright. Could use more sound fx but was ok. Not too much violence. The fact you had to click kept the story at a readable pace. Very funny,but the Sonic/Tails thing was cheap,it worked though.
I give you a 10.

Suggestions:
Scene selection for convenience


Score: 9
blood-demon-19912007

"was totally awesome!"

date: February 4, 2007

just a little more blood would make the violence score go up but the humor made up for it. you should feel free to make several more movies in the future.


Score: 10
FyrbornTG

"N..No Bitches.."

date: March 20, 2007

awesome movie SMB,.

*FyrbornXTG


Score: 10
CoolJilly

"There is only one thing I have to say:"

date: June 4, 2007

YOU ARE A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FRIGGIN' AWESOME!


Score: 10
Gratton

"i love it"

date: June 20, 2007

when are you gona do part 3?


Score: 8
Vashdoom

"Hahaha"

date: June 28, 2007

Man that was seriously retarded!
When are you making part 3?


Score: 10
Riotfox

"hahahahaha!!!"

date: July 10, 2007

Fox: I think I can improvise...
5 minutes later...
Tails:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!


Score: 10
Asaskume

"lolz!!!"

date: February 22, 2008

That's hilarious!! X3


Score: 10
TheCHIN200

"OMG LOL"

date: March 27, 2008

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE FINISH THIS i would love to see the end


Score: 10
crashboy55

"lol"

date: April 8, 2008

ass kicking funny


Score: 10
Jesuslizard

"I LOVE IT!"

date: April 26, 2008

I joined to rate and comment on this incredible series of yours and well 10!


Score: 10
slangg

"LMFAO!"

by: slangg
date: May 18, 2008

I NOTICED THAT IN THE CRASH THE COMPUTER SAID, ur fucked. LOL :)


Score: 10
shityman

"Wow! That's awesome!"

date: May 20, 2008

This is one of the most incredibly hilarious things I've ever seen! Nothing can touch this!


Score: 9
Rule

"..."

by: Rule
date: May 30, 2008

Nice sprite. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it had the lazy type of graphics that shows the hilarity of the animation, right? This also reminds me of somewhat LQFA. Both very funny. Keep it up.


Score: 8
StewartWantsfuture

"Good Job"

date: May 30, 2008

Nice One. That story of yours is pretty good. Good Sprites. Good Sound. I thought that other Fox sprite wasn't normal DUDE.


Score: 10
MrGamer100

"Lol"

date: June 1, 2008

Everyone wants to screw Krystal. xD Good flash, I'm gonna watch part 2!


Score: 9
gamemaniac101

"Nice"

date: June 1, 2008

I feel so sorry for Tails, very good! Keep it up.


Score: 6
higgles

"Yes give it to me fast!"

date: July 4, 2008

Is it wrong to have a thing for fictional characters because Crystal is hot baby!


Score: 10
stfurefuge

"Damn"

date: September 3, 2008

That was one damn funny flash man.


Score: 8
Somari12

"y do people tourtuerr Tails?"

date: September 8, 2008

he's a harmless little fox


Score: 7
darkthehedgehog53

"hey"

date: September 25, 2008

hot cool of sonic jerk but pretty cool


Score: 10
ultimatetailsfan

"poor tails."

date: November 5, 2008

i dont like it when tails gets hur hance my name but htis is actually funny so it is good!! hooray i guess. poor tails thos getting you know by sonic ouch


Score: 10
wolfman23

"lolz"

date: November 29, 2008

hilarious...but dude tails on a rope from the arwing(mean but funny)...and him getting f'd in the a (again mean but funny) was just wrong but still friggan hilarious


Score: 2
Maximus-Erectus

"no no no"

date: January 21, 2009

This should have been blamed. It's not even funny.


Score: 8
IZFERNOR

"what a quaint little cartoon"

date: January 27, 2009

i remember that game... ah the super nintendo kicked ass


Score: 8
SweenDogDude

"Dude..."

date: February 27, 2009

I happen to find this really funny. Ha. Wtf man. Probably because I'm a star fox fan since SNES /weeps for the good ol days


Score: 10
Knightmare-Zero

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

date: February 27, 2009

That is FUCKING hillarious!
i cant wait 2 check out the rest!


Score: 10
Ibrulz

"EPIC!"

by: Ibrulz
date: February 28, 2009

Loving it already. Spelling is a bit off but amesome all the same lol.


Score: 10
crazyfox1

"hahahaha!"

date: February 28, 2009

that was great!


Score: 8
Asalph

"Pretty good xD"

by: Asalph
date: February 28, 2009

At first, I was thinking this would be a shitball (no offenses). But actually it's really cool. xD
I think you should take care with your writing. I mean, you misspelled lots of things, like Lylat (you wrote Laylat twice or more) and liquor (you wrote liqouir).
Slippy getting dragged into the space and the computer saying "ur fucked" totally rocked. xD

Keep up the good job. I'm off to watch the other ones.


Score: 7
CorneredAnimal

"Writing could be better"

date: March 2, 2009

alright well. i watched this, and after seeing comparisons to "links quest for ass" for one of the more recent parts. it is very funny. but the writing could have been a lot better. outside of the spelling mentioned by Asalph, I mean does everyone have to talk like some sort of internet noob? Just randomly cussing and saying people are gay, etc? I haven't watched the other parts yet but hopefully the dialogue is a bit more tolerable. But ya did good with this one. I just decided to give you one more point for Slippy getting pwned.


Score: 8
kanorshkan

"corneredanimal is right"

date: March 14, 2009

besides the spelling ( and tails being raped ) it was ok.


Score: 10
Bladewaker

"Excellent!"

date: March 23, 2009

Aside from spelling errors, this is a great start!


Score: 5
Sleepingfox

"why?"

date: April 14, 2009

i say the last one and i though "i should watch the rest, this is good." and it was, untill the thing with tails geting raped.i dont get what it is with you people and making tails get raped by sonic, and then the tails abuse.

but other then that it was ok. some of the problem i had with it were. it had some spelling errors ( i did not even know this untill i looked at other review ), the people cursing for no reason. and there personality's are compleatly messed up. and the tails thing.


Score: 9
DarkHellion2

"THAT is Funny!"

date: April 17, 2009

I liked everything about it but a little disturbed with sonic raping tails. Good story line and plot too.


Score: 10
RareKirbyStarBall2

"im glad i saw the redub first XD"

date: May 3, 2009

XD the redub one was soo funny XD and since i know u done better i gave rated a 5


Score: 10
frogman89

"damn its been 2 years and its not done"

date: June 14, 2009

But at least he got some previews in matter but i bet part 4 is gonna be great! i watched many years ago and its never getting old!


Score: 10
RED-X-MASTER-777

"Pretty Damn funny!!"

date: July 1, 2009

But I do wish people could make sprites for other great games besides Mario and Sonic.