I wouldn't call this a game so much as a social experiment to find out how long people will play a "game" with nothing but the most boring and asinine possible gameplay and tawdry of goals and rewards.

I suppose I should thank you- I found my limit to what worthless rubbish I'll dawdle with in order to kill time. (I drew the line at collecting 500 coins one by one, if anyone's curious.)

A complete waste of music and art on a lackluster grind, reminiscent of Cookie Clicker. There's making a game, making a bad game, and then there's just not trying.

It may not be particularly ground breaking among some of the other games here, but I applaud the effort. Its better than anything most of the people making the comments could make (myself included) so good for you.

Game was way too easy... all i had to do was stick some paper to make sure the right arrow was stuck... i could just lounge back and enjoy a Soda... I have to say, This game... isn't fun at all.

Max distance... (32767 meters) wow...uh I have just given up on life *BANG*
lolz

While this game can be kinda fun, its to simplistic and it takes a REALLY long time to beat any of it. Just hold the left or right key and something is bound to happen. Needs more depth than that in my opinion.