Some may think this game is boring. It is. But it's boring in a funny way. I just cant stop playing for some reason! :D

BEAT IT!!!!!! W00T THIS GAME IS THE BEST THING ON NEWGROUNDS NO THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD THE MESSAGE IS SO IMPACTING AND ITS DELIVERED WITH AMAZING GRAPHICS BEAUTIFULLY MADE MUSIC AND A GAME SYSTEM SO INTUITIVE AND COMPLEX AND FUN THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE I LOVED EVERY SECOND AND HAVE FOUND MYSELF PLAYING IT OVER AND OVER COUNTLESS TIMES FOR TOSE ZENITHS!!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK STVR THIS IS AMAZING!!!

There aren't many games out there that can look so simple, so useless, and so boring, yet harbor a deeper meaning within. Were I less patient, I would have probably voted 0 for this, and have echoed the thoughts of the other posters on how this could have possibly gone past the Judgment Page. Of course, as a game this fails on several levels, since "game" usually implies a form of enjoyment for the player. But I'm not reviewing a game: like the red message when writing a review states, I'm writing a review for this CONTENT. That's the reason I gave you five stars.

It's a pretty good psychological experiment, a message that is unfortunately lost upon many of the other posters. But for those who have the patience to endure this mind numbing to the very end, a nice little message about completionists awaits.

Good job.

I tried to reserve my judgement for after I finished the game, but I couldn't bring myself to even do that.

I've got one piece of constructive criticism that I can give, it's well put together.

Aside from that, this game is terrible... Firstly, it's labeled Action-Platformer-Puzzle, it's none of those things. Second, the game has no goal and isn't even fun.

I don't want you to even try to argue "It's got some deeper meaning" when it doesn't even accomplish a goal of even simple video games. You need to draw the player into something, make them feel a need to continue.

This game does not deliver, hell it's not even a game.

Maxed everything. For those who are curious, to get to the max of each part you need:
Level 63
7 (plus the final one) Trophies
1048575 Coins
2047 Attempts
32767 Distance
4095 Time
And last but not least, 31 Medals
Have fun trying to get all the medals :)
The rest is up to you!