The meaning in this game is not text; it is spoken in the time you "waste" trying to obtain a 100%.
An additional message is the showing of false advertising for quality; shown in the category of this game.
To complete the game, you must meet all goals.
The 8 trophies are unlocked by: (listed from leftmost to rightmost)
-dying by going left continuously
-alternating between dying by going left and dying by going right continuously
-dying by going right continuously
-standing still for a certain period of time
-standing still in front of a candle for a certain period of time
-keeping left and right simultaneously pressed for a certain period of time
-collecting a certain amount of coins
-collecting all the other trophies
The 7 Zeniths are obtained when you have done the following (counter stops at that point):
-obtained 8 trophies
-collected 1048575 coins
-grinded to Level 63
-2047 attempts made to exit screen
-32767 distance traveled
-4095 time "wasted"
-31 medals earned
When stuck in the infinite wraparound, you will see L appear if you wraparound by going to the left, and R if you wraparound by going to the right.
To escape the wraparound, the combination at bottom must be LRLLRLRR.
Hold left against the glass to the left long enough to see a QR code.
Die against the glass to the right to break it. Going down the steps will allow you to see your past self failing (it can't get past the coins goal). Dying while you are around there will reveal an L and R combination. When you reach the point where you see your other self, the game fades and shows "GAME OVER". If you decide to play again, a percent completion counter will appear.