Bad timing.

[Fro]

I was sitting here and brainstorming lines for a future movie that I was going to make and when I think of something I usually say it out loud. The line I had to say was, "And I was just standing there really fat".

Now apparently fat was the magic word here as the chair I was sitting in immediately broke in half and I fell to the ground. What the hell are the chances of that? I'm really not fat at all. If anything I've lost a couple of pounds lately. Ironic?

Anyone ever had bad timing like this before? Or something happen ironic like this?

[Sispri]

Merely coincedence?

OR EVUL POWUHS AT WERK?

[SgtDK]

I was playing an mmo where each race could kill each other anywhere. I told my friends we could go rape some noobs, and then out of nowhere some people come up and kill us. It was not cool.

[MikeRomanul]

How much do you weigh?

[Fro]

At 8/13/08 10:35 PM, yoshi77777 wrote: Merely coincedence?

OR EVUL POWUHS AT WERK?

I think I was set up. I was leaning on that chair for an hour and it picks that same exact time that I say fat to break. Wtf?

At 8/13/08 10:36 PM, SgtDK wrote: I was playing an mmo where each race could kill each other anywhere. I told my friends we could go rape some noobs, and then out of nowhere some people come up and kill us. It was not cool.

This happens a lot to me too. I'm like, "Let's go kick their ass". Then I get that nice little message that I was killed. Damn Socom anyway.

At 8/13/08 10:37 PM, MikeRomanul wrote: How much do you weigh?

175 to 180 pounds.

[AntiAliasProductionz]

Yeah, I once told a friend he got sacked so much he'd never have kids and he got sacked.

[Odio]

The Gods cursed your chair for calling me a "Noob". Thats why.

[Fro]

At 8/13/08 10:52 PM, AntiAliasProductionz wrote: Yeah, I once told a friend he got sacked so much he'd never have kids and he got sacked.

What kind of sack are we talking about here? :0

At 8/13/08 10:54 PM, RobotTaco wrote: The Gods cursed your chair for calling me a "Noob". Thats why.

So the chair gods have cursed me for calling you a noob? I never really did call you a noob did I though?

[gibleto]

Shut up fatty.

[AlphaCentauri]

Once me and a friend were ordering some Chinese food.

I pulled a random number out of nowhere, guessing the price out loud.

The woman behind the counter said:

"That will be-"

"$5.82"

"...$5.82.."

Not really bad timing, jsut kind of funny.

[DRUGABUZINGANGSTALOL]

One time we put a soda can (with soda and all) in the fire, because they're fun to watch blow up. Anyway we were camping at the time and my dad came back from whereever he was and he noticed it, and he said "You put a can in there?" and WHAM it blew up. It was pretty damn cool.

[Cubone]

yeah one time i was in rock tunnel i said

"gee i hope a zubat doesnt appear"

and then whadayaknow one of em appeared

golly, what are the chances of that.

[videogamer0810]

At 8/13/08 11:13 PM, Cubone wrote: yeah one time i was in rock tunnel i said

"gee i hope a zubat doesnt appear"

and then whadayaknow one of em appeared

golly, what are the chances of that.

The probability tends to have an inverse relationship with the subject's IQ.

[Fro]

At 8/13/08 11:06 PM, gibleto wrote: Shut up fatty.

Says the overweight lonely man who masturbates to child porn.

At 8/13/08 11:11 PM, Conspiracy wrote: One time I said, "FUCK ME," really loud because I jammed my finger. Suddenly a hot girl came out of nowhere and gave me a blow job.

An attempt at being funny, but at the same time fails. And a blow =/= being fucked. Of course you knew that though right?

At 8/13/08 11:13 PM, Cubone wrote: yeah one time i was in rock tunnel i said

"gee i hope a zubat doesnt appear"

and then whadayaknow one of em appeared

golly, what are the chances of that.

And then it used an attack to confuse you and you did damage to yourself right?

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Hey look people who know how to post and not troll/spam.

At 8/13/08 11:10 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Once me and a friend were ordering some Chinese food.

I pulled a random number out of nowhere, guessing the price out loud.

The woman behind the counter said:

"That will be-"

"$5.82"

"...$5.82.."

Not really bad timing, jsut kind of funny.

Yeah, this is more of what I was talking about. I'm sure the woman looked at you like, "How the fuck?".

At 8/13/08 11:12 PM, DRUGABUZINGANGSTALOL wrote: One time we put a soda can (with soda and all) in the fire, because they're fun to watch blow up. Anyway we were camping at the time and my dad came back from whereever he was and he noticed it, and he said "You put a can in there?" and WHAM it blew up. It was pretty damn cool.

Lol, what would of been better is if he would of said something like, "Is there anymore soda left?" and then BOOM.

[Smuk]

My radio was playing an annoying radio ad and I put my hand up as to smack it, then it immediatly turned off, and the plugs were still in when i checked.

[Fro]

At 8/13/08 11:49 PM, Smuk wrote: My radio was playing an annoying radio ad and I put my hand up as to smack it, then it immediatly turned off, and the plugs were still in when i checked.

That means you shut it off with your thoughts. YOUR PHYSIC. What am I thinking right now then? Yeah, how did you know that I was pissed off for breaking a perfectly good chair? >:(

At 8/14/08 12:05 AM, Madman08 wrote: weird

Yeah. Inorite?

[FroFro52]

Just face it, you're fat. Well not really but the look on your face was amazing, I'm glad I decided to sit there and watch instead of helping you catch yourself.

[lolomfgisuck]

One time I was washing the dishes by hand (I broke the dishwasher the week before by using liquid soap instead of the powder kind), when I started singing. The thing is, I wasn't really singing, singing... more of a "I'm just talking the lyrics" style of singing. Anyways, I got to this line in the song that read "Inside we both know whats been going on" when my dog sees a neighbor taking his trash out across the street and starts barking.

Thinking about it, none of those things have anything to do with each other. What was my point?

[Racoonmario]

I love coincedences like that, it gives me a good laugh.

[Fro]

Update. I broke the fucking toilet this morning, but my girlfriend fixed it this morning.

At 8/14/08 08:59 AM, FroFro52 wrote: Just face it, you're fat. Well not really but the look on your face was amazing, I'm glad I decided to sit there and watch instead of helping you catch yourself.

Yeah, you laughed at me even though I'm probably going to get into trouble for breaking the share.

At 8/14/08 09:04 AM, lolomfgisuck wrote: One time I was washing the dishes by hand (I broke the dishwasher the week before by using liquid soap instead of the powder kind), when I started singing. The thing is, I wasn't really singing, singing... more of a "I'm just talking the lyrics" style of singing. Anyways, I got to this line in the song that read "Inside we both know whats been going on" when my dog sees a neighbor taking his trash out across the street and starts barking.

Thinking about it, none of those things have anything to do with each other. What was my point?

Lmao, nice little random story. The first attempt at being funny that was actually funny so far in this thread.

At 8/14/08 09:11 AM, Racoonmario wrote: I love coincedences like that, it gives me a good laugh.

I love them to when they don't involve breaking my chair and getting me in trouble.

[Mr-Contradiction]

It was in Iraq... The tanks were closing in fast from the North, and there was a gunship lurking out in the water. I had one of the three remaining RPG's and it was my responsibility to take out the tail rotor of the gunship. I had been camping in a cove, waiting for the signal, since 0400 hours, when my radio chirped. "Ksshhh- Fire Fire Fire!!!" This wasn't the signal... It didn't even sound like the Major... But the copter was in sight, so I fired. The grenade ran out of juice not even halfway to the gunship, and I had just revealed my platoon's position... All of them died... I learned later that they had been playing some video game, and accidentally turned on the radio... It is now my quest to find the makers of "Team Fortress 2" and deliver them the fate that they deserve...

Fire...

Fire...

Fire.

[JayMyers]

I was watching the Urban Legends 3 screamer and when the girl popped up my PC shut off completly. Creepy.

[ShanyBoy-XX]

At 8/13/08 11:11 PM, Conspiracy wrote: One time I said, "FUCK ME," really loud because I jammed my finger. Suddenly a hot girl came out of nowhere and gave me a blow job.

lmao, wow

[Dogmeat]

You are fat, only fat people notice weight gain or loss of only a few pounds.

[Fro]

At 8/14/08 11:56 AM, Mr-Contradiction wrote:

Fire...

Fire...

Fire.

Good job. All I did was break a chair, but you killed everyone. Great.

At 8/14/08 11:57 AM, stickycity wrote: I was watching the Urban Legends 3 screamer and when the girl popped up my PC shut off completly. Creepy.

Sure you weren't watching porn and your mother walked in and you shut the computer screen off real quick? >.< Did the computer just turn off and not turn back on again? Like was there something wrong with it or did you just push the button and it turned back on?

At 8/14/08 12:02 PM, ShanyBoy-XX wrote:

At 8/13/08 11:11 PM, Conspiracy wrote: One time I said, "FUCK ME," really loud because I jammed my finger. Suddenly a hot girl came out of nowhere and gave me a blow job.

lmao, wow

Don't laugh at and encourage spammers.

At 8/14/08 12:02 PM, Dog-meat wrote: You are fat, only fat people notice weight gain or loss of only a few pounds.

Going from 200 to 180 isn't what I would consider being fat. And since I have a little less then 10 percent body fat it wouldn't be considered being fat either.

[Toukeman]

One time i was laughing at a friend for being a retard and then i opened my coke can and it spraded me in the face.

frickin Karma

[Gergaloth]

I told my step sister I wanted her to die.

That night she was going to a party, and she got hit by a car, she survived it though.

[Tiago11103]

oh shit. i was reading some of these and i just remembered one that happened the other day.

i was walking down the street with this hot girl i like and there was this transformer or something on the sidewalk, im not sure what it was but the important thing is that it said "Caution: High Tension"

i appreciate this kind of irony very much and started laughing out loud, she looked at me funny. we were talking something serious i didnt want to explain why i laughed. i think that ruined any chance i had. shit.

[gibleto]

At 8/13/08 11:44 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 8/13/08 11:06 PM, gibleto wrote: Shut up fatty.

Says the overweight lonely man who masturbates to child porn.

HEY MAN! She SAID she was legal for that shit!!!!

Never trust a middle schooler.

[Fro]

Sorry for bumping this, but I wanted to respond to these replies in my thread awhile ago, but was too busy to do it. There shouldn't be any harm in it since it's not too old and I'm contributing.

At 8/14/08 01:45 PM, Toukeman wrote: One time i was laughing at a friend for being a retard and then i opened my coke can and it spraded me in the face.

frickin Karma

Lmao. Ha, I see things like that happening all of the time. People laugh at others for being stupid and then something happens to them that makes them look stupid. Karma is a bitch.

At 8/14/08 01:46 PM, Gergaloth wrote: I told my step sister I wanted her to die.

That night she was going to a party, and she got hit by a car, she survived it though.

Now the question is have you said anything like that since it has happened? If not then clearly it taught you a lesson of be careful of what you say.

At 8/14/08 02:01 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: oh shit. i was reading some of these and i just remembered one that happened the other day.

Oh shit, now that I think of it me too. >.<

i was walking down the street with this hot girl i like and there was this transformer or something on the sidewalk, im not sure what it was but the important thing is that it said "Caution: High Tension"

Well things like that aren't usually on the sidewalk. They are up on the pole, but do you mean that it fell down or that it was something that was suppose to be on the ground level?

i appreciate this kind of irony very much and started laughing out loud, she looked at me funny. we were talking something serious i didnt want to explain why i laughed. i think that ruined any chance i had. shit.

Lol, I didn't understand at first, but now I get it.

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Some things that just happened to me not too long ago.

1) I was with my friend who was driving around and there was a cat on a sidewalk. I go watch out your going to hit that cat and as soon as I said that it decided to "cross" the road only to get ran over.

2) It was really hot out when I was working today and I said, "I wish there was a breeze". The wind then blew hard enough and blew a bunch of dirt in my eyes.