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I can do the "Thriller" dance.

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I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:01:17


For the past few months, i've been going to this weekly dance class at the studio downtown. It's alot of fun, and i get to work with LOTS of hot girls. I decided i wanted to do this, because i needed somthing to do with my boring life. (plus, all i knew was how to do exotic dances, see "The Truth" thread for details).
Anyway, we finished doing The Waltz and The Mamba, and this week, we got a little extra lesson, on how to do Michael Jackson's "Triller". It's difficult, but it's a lot of fun. And i got most of the moves down.

On a side note, i'm going to be teaching a private class, on how to do exotic dances/striptease. A friend of mine from work, Shannon, knew about my previous employment as a male stripper during the summer. Her and her twin friends asked me if i would be interested in teaching them what i learned during my time working at the club. So we arranged a few days for next week where i will give them lessons on how to do a professional striptease. (They are over 18, nothing illegal/inappropriate is going to happen. This is serious business)


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:01:33


i fucked your mom and she loved it


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:04:21


Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:09:45


At 5/13/08 02:07 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Hey, I want to see it on Youtube. Now. >:(

Ha! yeah right. I'm not posting my lame ass dancing to Micael Jackson on YouTube, i know better.


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:10:38


At 5/13/08 02:01 AM, Giallo wrote: i fucked your mom and she loved it

i joined in for good timey fun


Tonight, we will dine in starbucks!

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:13:39


woot

i cant

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:14:40


At 5/13/08 02:09 AM, Torkelson wrote:
At 5/13/08 02:04 AM, youngblood26 wrote: I think you can do what these guys can do.
Dear God that was awesome...

Yup, now I know inmates are also good in dancing especially Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:18:27


At 5/13/08 02:14 AM, youngblood26 wrote:
At 5/13/08 02:09 AM, Torkelson wrote:
At 5/13/08 02:04 AM, youngblood26 wrote: I think you can do what these guys can do.
Dear God that was awesome...
Yup, now I know inmates are also good in dancing especially Michael Jackson's Thriller.

I saw that a while ago, these guys are good. Much better than me really! But i have somthing THEY don't have....

Freedom. lol.

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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:20:28


At 5/13/08 02:04 AM, youngblood26 wrote: I think you can do what these guys can do.

I've seen it before but it was awesome to watch again. I just wish someone would have pulled out a shank halfway through and just started killing people.

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:39:46


At 5/13/08 02:18 AM, Elios wrote: I saw that a while ago, these guys are good. Much better than me really! But i have somthing THEY don't have....

Freedom. lol.

Yes, you have that. Maybe you can have a session with them inside.

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 02:53:09


Great to know.

Now learn the lyrics and how to sing it, in MJ's voice.


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 04:53:57


I remember that in 5th grade, my music&arts teacher made us learn that dance for this halloween party thing.

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 04:55:02


I don't believe it till I see it


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 04:58:43


Well, you're only good if you can sing and dance at the same time.


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 05:19:26


Good job. Now you can start learning the 'Smooth Criminal' dance


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 05:25:36


Congratulations. You can now successfully perform the mating dance of little children.

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 12:08:31


At 5/13/08 05:25 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Congratulations. You can now successfully perform the mating dance of little children.

Thriller came BEFORE Michael Jackson's alleged exploitation of sexual misconduct with minors. so....no.

This is the mating dance of getting hot girls at the dance class.

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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 12:10:45


Hahahaha wow they should all be released from prison regardless of there crime for that. If Hitler did the thriller dance I think he woulda gotten himself outta trouble.


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 12:36:32


We did that in High School for Dance class.


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 12:43:06


At 5/13/08 02:01 AM, Giallo wrote: i fucked your mom and she loved it

oh so mature, and relevant. But you're one lucky guy! aload of girls do dance and my school and they're all uber hot.


Hey look! Another unoriginal signature from and unfunny nobody on the BBS! You sure don't see that often.

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 12:47:50


At 5/13/08 12:08 PM, Elios wrote:
At 5/13/08 05:25 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Congratulations. You can now successfully perform the mating dance of little children.
Thriller came BEFORE Michael Jackson's alleged exploitation of sexual misconduct with minors. so....no.

A man is not a murderer untill they catch him!

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 12:48:30


I can do the Napoleon Dynamite dance, only when drunk.


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 12:54:24


but can you dance to the remix?

totaly not self advertising

I Stopped A Rape!!!

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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 12:55:24


You would admit to such atrocities?!? You si,r are a braver man than I.

Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 12:59:35


At 5/13/08 12:55 PM, Oddler wrote: You would admit to such atrocities?!? You si,r are a braver man than I.

Atrocities!?! Dude, this is the shit that gets you noticed by hot girls. Has anyone even read the second part of my post?


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 13:04:47


Here's the original "Thriller".

Skip ahead to 8:26


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Response to I can do the "Thriller" dance. 2008-05-13 13:18:08


I can do just about everything Michael ever did.
I can do the insanely hard toe-leaning thingamajig from smooth criminal
I can do the moonwalk.
I can do all of his spins and Shit, and the stances.

I'm an amazing dancer, one could say.
I can also do what Páll Óskar does.

Then Besides that there's all the weird techno dances, and of course ballroom dancing.
Dancing Skills are sexy.


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