Why America is the Best:
-Brits started the colony but Americans were all "Fuck Eurofags!" America proceeds to own the Brits
and reject their tea in favor of liquor.
-War of 1812: Brits try again. Result: FAILURE!
-America then expands to the Pacific, owning Native Americans and Mexico along the way. MANIFEST
DESTINY, BITCH!
-America has a civil war, pretty much because the rest of the world was made up of pussies, so we
fought ourselves because we're so fucking METAL!
-WWI: Eurofags try and reenact the American civil war, they fail miserably, we bail their asses out
-The Great Depression was so great, the rest of the world suffered for it
-WWII: Eurofags try again at the whole civil war reenactment, fail again, America develops nuclear
weapons
-Post-WWII: America rules the world through different means; We fuck over the Commies hard because
they are Commie bastards and they suck, like Nazis
-Present Day: Team America: World Police; Team Europe: World Faggots
-The Future: America remains on the forefront of technological breakthroughs, leading to a cure for
all diseases, lasers, and other things that are awesome. Europe is consumed by the Zombie Apocalypse
because they are too busy sucking to fight back.
-Britfags go out of their way to misspell the word "America" in order to offend, then backtrack by
claiming to have invented the language and hate anyone evolving it.
Why america is the best
I hate hardcore patriots, they're like JWs really; stuffing their country down your throat.
Are you trying to be funny or are you a fucking idiot?
America: Always been always will be the best
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How could you forget the number one reason why America is so great?
This made me laugh.
Not in an insulting way, so you know.
Send me a message. I promise to listen to whatever you have to say.
You guys piss me off sometimes.
That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
At 3/28/08 03:35 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: How could you forget the number one reason why America is so great?
Ben Stiller?
Mark my words, this WILL turn into a flame war.
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Nice failing currency you've got over there.
There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.
Wow, an American said "evolving" without kissing the cross, saying its blasphemy and throwing Bibles at people.
Lol good work at the satire.
At 3/28/08 03:32 PM, mastershake141 wrote: we're so fucking METAL!
You'll see who is metal when Sweden comes to invade you...
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Im suprised none of you have realised this is
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At 3/28/08 03:32 PM, mastershake141 wrote: -Britfags then backtrack by claiming to have invented the language and hate anyone evolving it.
I'm sorry for my country inventing English. Too bad you can't use it right.
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Ah...another brainwashed American...
Just to let you know, America is heading into a recession, "the best" indeed.
The only one's who's going to keep rising over the top are the people who raises this flag every morning, face it. Eastern economy has no where to go but up.
At 3/28/08 03:32 PM, mastershake141 wrote:
-Present Day: Team America: World Police; Team Europe: World Faggots
-The Future: America remains on the forefront of technological breakthroughs, leading to a cure for
all diseases, lasers, and other things that are awesome. Europe is consumed by the Zombie Apocalypse
because they are too busy sucking to fight back.
America falls out with all other countries, america dies due to no food.
At 3/28/08 03:47 PM, Orange wrote:
STFU you horlicks drinking bastard
Too bad i don't like Horlicks then isn't it.
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It's funny how the eurofags are taking this topic seriously.
Thanks for the sig, carbonwater.
At 3/28/08 03:59 PM, FalconPunch wrote: It's funny how the eurofags are taking this topic seriously.
Especially after I stated several posts down that this was copypasta.
You say American's coolness=war
War=young people dying for stupid reasons
young people dying for stupid reasons=/=being the best
Therefore America=/=the best
Am I the only one that thinks this should be in the Politics forum ?
I may be wrong, if so, sorry!
Half of that is wrong, at what point was europe bailed out by USA for recreating the civil war? And last time i checked- the commies won
At 3/28/08 03:41 PM, Orange wrote: Everyone STFU and realize that if the UK and US AND Canada combined into one country, it'd beat the shit out of any other country to ever exist
It'd be the USK
The United States and Kingdoms
I like your idea better
we are borg you will be assimilated we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own your culture will adapt to service us.go here
this pic says it all
if you disagree you are a fucking communist
