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A week or two her boobs start hurting? A lot of times women don't feel the effects of pregnancy until like, a month or two later. Maybe her boobs are just hurting? Don't assume ANYTHING until she gets the test results back.

At 2/8/08 08:39 PM, OPIUMSKUM wrote: A week or two her boobs start hurting? A lot of times women don't feel the effects of pregnancy until like, a month or two later. Maybe her boobs are just hurting? Don't assume ANYTHING until she gets the test results back.

Mr. Docter, why do you waste your time on NGs giving out free medical advice? I mean you can charge for that kind of stuff.

That is by far the funniest way to get pregnant.
Tell her to get the abortion, or you're going to leave her. That's what I do, I can't stand those arrogant pro-life women.

If you are telling the truth then i am afraid you are screwed. Having a baby when you are that old is NOT good! It will fuck up your education and your whole LIFE! I'm 16 which is 3 years older than you and if i got my girlfriend pregnant at this age then i would be seriously screwed.

Well if she is... You have to see if you're both sexually compatible.

Otherwise welcome to a really bad fatherhood.

your fucked.srry you should have used a condom

seriously, if you for one second consider not telling your parents about a possible pregnancy you're a moron.

Abortion is always an option..... but really man use your head you don't do sex ed from grade 5 for no reason >_>

At 2/8/08 08:56 PM, kidd25 wrote: your fucked.srry you should have used a condom

Wow, maybe you should read his first post, idiot.

if this is real your fucked if its fake ill kill you but seriously: your fucked

The picture to answer everything

At 2/8/08 08:56 PM, kidd25 wrote: your fucked.srry you should have used a condom

Why would someone want to put a condom on their finger just to finger somebody.

At 2/8/08 09:18 PM, KingOfBBQ wrote:

At 2/8/08 08:56 PM, kidd25 wrote: your fucked.srry you should have used a condom

Why would someone want to put a condom on their finger just to finger somebody.

For the lulz.

At 2/8/08 09:17 PM, 1337biatch wrote: The picture to answer everything

Epic win. What's that from?

At 2/8/08 09:19 PM, 1337biatch wrote:

At 2/8/08 09:18 PM, KingOfBBQ wrote:

At 2/8/08 08:56 PM, kidd25 wrote: your fucked.srry you should have used a condom

Why would someone want to put a condom on their finger just to finger somebody.

For the lulz.

I'd rather put the condom on my toe. It'd fit a lot better.

At 2/8/08 09:21 PM, KingOfBBQ wrote: I'd rather put the condom on my toe. It'd fit a lot better.

What your dick is so small the condom slips off?

Slit her throat, kill her parents with a shovel, and hide all the bodies in the nearest dumpster. Oh, and after killing your girlfriend, open up her stomach and abort the baby. Then eat it.

Then push the dumpster down a hill (with a natural exponential growth rate, e) towards your dad, which should surely kill him. After he's dead, take his remains and inject the blood into all the other bodies' blood.

This would eventually spawn a new strain of AIDS or hepatitis, causing an outbreak...the police and media wouldn't be focused on the murder, they would be focused on the disease. You could get away with it and move to Mexico.

Best plan ever.

You're life is fucked, everything you ever wanted is now gone because you can't seem to keep your penis in your pants.

This story is pure bull shit. You're 14 also. Look at your profile. I'm not even gonna bother posting a pic this time.

its called an abortion... end of story

I've said it before, I hope she stays pregnant, your family breaks up, you and her both miss college, live in a trailer park, and lead a bad life.

Oh lord.

Good read but there is no way in hell that it's real

You get an E for effort though

Hehe Gross

At 2/8/08 10:25 PM, StEaLtHAsSaSsIn1 wrote:

At 2/8/08 10:13 PM, UltimateAxl wrote: you can't seem to keep your penis in your pants.

Did you even read the first post <.<

Let me see here, I think he took off his pants and jacked off to her. Now, how does a man jack off? Oh, that's right, a penis!

At 2/8/08 07:38 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I just offered my friend's brother (who is 18) to give the baby to him for 5 bucks.

I lol'd pretty hard here.

At 2/8/08 10:24 PM, MissingNYC wrote: its called an abortion... end of story

it's called read the fucking post.

Get someone to falcon punch the bitch when you are for sure she's pregnant, she never has to know.

Holy shit man. That's some deep *insert synonym for 'shit* you're in there.