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SOobciously no one here has had sex ed because you would know (I dont get it either) that when your jerking your jerky and you jizz it dosn't have any actual sperm in it just the liquid....

At 2/8/08 07:38 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: Before you read this story, you may want to know that I am only 13 and my girlfriend is only 14.
I was jacking it, and it got all over her stomach. I was horny, so I decided to rub my hand in the sperm and starting to finger her.

1. I don't think any 14 year old would want a 13 yr old to finger her

2. Teenage Pregnancy refers to 15-17 right?

3. Is this is somehow true ur screwed cuase u cant rais a child in 8th grade or 9th

At 2/8/08 11:03 PM, SirTwitchy wrote: SOobciously no one here has had sex ed because you would know (I dont get it either) that when your jerking your jerky and you jizz it dosn't have any actual sperm in it just the liquid....

Not quite, the jizz is a mix of your sperm and additional fluid from your prostate to help out the sperm.

Think of it as a video game; the sperm is the main character, and the prostate fluid is all the cool shit upgrades you get to use to make your character better

At 2/8/08 07:38 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: My girlfriend is pro-life, so no abortions, which really fucks stuff for me. Right now I am so desperate :to get rid of this baby, before I even know that its being born, that I just offered my friend's :brother (who is 18) to give the baby to him for 5 bucks.

What the fuck is wrong with you!

Sucks to be a fictional you.

as if a mother who has a daughter, aged only 14; pregnant to a 13 year old would be (as you say) 'supportive'.
STFU dickhead.
Fuck people like you annoy me online.

u know maby you should just kill her

Wait it out and see what happens.

sucks about the not doing it part though.

You could try to talk her into giving it up for adoption.

your semen can fertilize at 13? wtf? thats... earlier than most people...

It's easy, just push her down a flight of stairs.

Or get a coathanger, either way you're going to hell or ending up on Maury.

So... which one is it?

I just think you're dumb as hell for fingering her using your own semen. That's just stupid, and if you're old enough to finger a girl, you're old enough to realize that you can fertilize the egg and it isn't that simple. She's definitely pregnant dude, you definitely messed up big, but hey, there's nothing you can do at this point really. You're going to have to put it up for adoption. You're 13.

obviously its true who the hell rights a story like this and its not true... i feel bad for you brohski and you didnt even fuck her.

girls boobs dont hurt in the first stage of pregnancy you have nothing to worry about

Ehh... You shouldn't have done the "finger" thing, not a good idea.

Well send him up for adoption, and if you really care about her just stay.

I know it seems harsh but take some responsibility for your actions, I just wish you luck man, sorry this happened to ya.

At 2/9/08 12:00 AM, babo-santa wrote: girls boobs dont hurt in the first stage of pregnancy you have nothing to worry about

he should worry about the rumors that will start... and the true rumors... and the fact THAT YOUR FUCKING 13 AND YOU FINGERED YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

I call bullshit ...

At 2/8/08 11:32 PM, LiveBreatheTom wrote:

At 2/8/08 11:03 PM, SirTwitchy wrote:

the jizz is a mix of your sperm and additional fluid

Think of it as a video game; the sperm is the main character, and the prostate fluid is all the cool shit upgrades you get to use to make your character better

THAT MAKES SEX-ED FUN!!!

At 2/9/08 12:26 AM, SirTwitchy wrote:
THAT MAKES SEX-ED FUN!!!

Nintendo almost released an incredibly cheesy sex-ed tape.

Two words.

FALCON

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

Dude, you just fucked up pretty badly! I can't think of anything to say.

Wow that blows.....

sorry I got no advice for you. Good luck witht the baby

At 2/8/08 07:38 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I was jacking it, and it got all over her stomach. I was horny, so I decided to rub my hand in the sperm and starting to finger her.

Pics or you're lying.

At 2/14/08 08:39 PM, theultimategamer7211 wrote:

At 2/8/08 07:38 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I was jacking it, and it got all over her stomach. I was horny, so I decided to rub my hand in the sperm and starting to finger her.

Pics or you're lying.

Fristly i dont think a 13 year old would take pics of that stuff
2 so you fingered a girl with sperm on your fingers
3your 13 i dont think that you can make a kid
4 you should stay with her more if this is true
5 dude you dad is a fuckhead he doesnt matter
6 you cant take care of a baby so wat are you going to do
7has it ever passed you mind that you frist kid will be only 13 years away from you
8dude you dont wanna you to the hospit for that

At 2/8/08 08:56 PM, kidd25 wrote:

your fucked.srry you should have used a condom

A guy who puts his finger in his jizz and then fingers his girlfriend wouldn't have worn a condom.

I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

EAT THE BABY!!!! they taste kinda gamey though...

At 2/14/08 08:47 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

Congrats on almost ruining the rest of your childhood and life.
No more sexual shit!

At 2/14/08 08:47 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

Well, at least if she WAS pregnant, you would have been able to bang her whenever you wanted, because she's already fucking pregnant so no worries.

At 2/14/08 08:53 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 2/14/08 08:47 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

Well, at least if she WAS pregnant, you would have been able to bang her whenever you wanted, because she's already fucking pregnant so no worries.

nice one wow thats not a bad idea o yeah if you live in canada you could always come to skyrise inc with us

I don't buy this shit for a minute. I want proof.