You could try to talk her into giving it up for adoption.

your semen can fertilize at 13? wtf? thats... earlier than most people...

It's easy, just push her down a flight of stairs.

Or get a coathanger, either way you're going to hell or ending up on Maury.

So... which one is it?

I just think you're dumb as hell for fingering her using your own semen. That's just stupid, and if you're old enough to finger a girl, you're old enough to realize that you can fertilize the egg and it isn't that simple. She's definitely pregnant dude, you definitely messed up big, but hey, there's nothing you can do at this point really. You're going to have to put it up for adoption. You're 13.

obviously its true who the hell rights a story like this and its not true... i feel bad for you brohski and you didnt even fuck her.

girls boobs dont hurt in the first stage of pregnancy you have nothing to worry about

Ehh... You shouldn't have done the "finger" thing, not a good idea.

Well send him up for adoption, and if you really care about her just stay.

I know it seems harsh but take some responsibility for your actions, I just wish you luck man, sorry this happened to ya.

At 2/9/08 12:00 AM, babo-santa wrote: girls boobs dont hurt in the first stage of pregnancy you have nothing to worry about

he should worry about the rumors that will start... and the true rumors... and the fact THAT YOUR FUCKING 13 AND YOU FINGERED YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

I call bullshit ...

At 2/8/08 11:32 PM, LiveBreatheTom wrote:

At 2/8/08 11:03 PM, SirTwitchy wrote:

the jizz is a mix of your sperm and additional fluid

Think of it as a video game; the sperm is the main character, and the prostate fluid is all the cool shit upgrades you get to use to make your character better

THAT MAKES SEX-ED FUN!!!

Two words.

FALCON

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

Dude, you just fucked up pretty badly! I can't think of anything to say.

Wow that blows.....

sorry I got no advice for you. Good luck witht the baby

At 2/8/08 07:38 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I was jacking it, and it got all over her stomach. I was horny, so I decided to rub my hand in the sperm and starting to finger her.

Pics or you're lying.

At 2/14/08 08:39 PM, theultimategamer7211 wrote:

At 2/8/08 07:38 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I was jacking it, and it got all over her stomach. I was horny, so I decided to rub my hand in the sperm and starting to finger her.

Pics or you're lying.

Fristly i dont think a 13 year old would take pics of that stuff
2 so you fingered a girl with sperm on your fingers
3your 13 i dont think that you can make a kid
4 you should stay with her more if this is true
5 dude you dad is a fuckhead he doesnt matter
6 you cant take care of a baby so wat are you going to do
7has it ever passed you mind that you frist kid will be only 13 years away from you
8dude you dont wanna you to the hospit for that

At 2/8/08 08:56 PM, kidd25 wrote:

your fucked.srry you should have used a condom

A guy who puts his finger in his jizz and then fingers his girlfriend wouldn't have worn a condom.

I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

EAT THE BABY!!!! they taste kinda gamey though...

At 2/14/08 08:47 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

Congrats on almost ruining the rest of your childhood and life.
No more sexual shit!

At 2/14/08 08:47 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

Well, at least if she WAS pregnant, you would have been able to bang her whenever you wanted, because she's already fucking pregnant so no worries.

At 2/14/08 08:53 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 2/14/08 08:47 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

Well, at least if she WAS pregnant, you would have been able to bang her whenever you wanted, because she's already fucking pregnant so no worries.

nice one wow thats not a bad idea o yeah if you live in canada you could always come to skyrise inc with us

I don't buy this shit for a minute. I want proof.

I call shenanigans!

My friend had a high girl come on to him and accidentally got her pregnant. He know has the kid since well he was the "father" I really don't know what to tell you.

first of all, ur asking newgrounds, so
You are A RETARD.

well. since im not a 13 yr old faggot, no offense, i can help. I know a friend who was in the same deep shit as u were, and his girlfriend was also pro-life. He was 16, she was 15. Just say sincerely, "im thirteen, you are fourteen, we really cant have this baby. I have no job. You have no job. The pregnancy can kill you because you are too young. Im not up to it, and I cant say that if you have the baby, I will be there for you."

The earlier you get the abortion the less money, and the less pain. Right now its probably just a big lump, dont wait for it to become a fetus.

Suicide.

But if you dropped your balls, you know the situation you're in.

A very wrong way to do this, is to give her the PILL. But not let her know about it.

Stick it in her food or something, maybe crunch it like cocaine and put it in her drink. But if you do crunch it, make sure you put two. It works, trust me.

Hmm i can't really tell if this is bs or not...

Shut the fuck up Juno.

A 13 year old has practically no mobility in their sperm. Not only that, but I doubt their was even enough to get the job done.

Even if she was pregnant you're either going to have:

1. Some fucking 2 pound rat child or
2. A stillborn dead fetus 2 pound rat child.

Have the baby bullshied, by a bullshiter. It only costs bullshit, and you can pay in bullshit so thats not too bad. Tell me how the bullshit ends up okay good luck bullshit.

At 2/8/08 07:39 PM, Cericon wrote:
Congratulations, tell me what the baby taste like.

lols oh were eating it

can i have some :D