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At 2/14/08 08:47 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

Well, at least if she WAS pregnant, you would have been able to bang her whenever you wanted, because she's already fucking pregnant so no worries.

At 2/14/08 08:53 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 2/14/08 08:47 PM, sexual-clarinet wrote: I know your not gonna believe me now...

but the test came back, she isn't positive, therefore no baby

thank fucking god! Now i'm gonna be more careful though lol

Well, at least if she WAS pregnant, you would have been able to bang her whenever you wanted, because she's already fucking pregnant so no worries.

nice one wow thats not a bad idea o yeah if you live in canada you could always come to skyrise inc with us

I don't buy this shit for a minute. I want proof.

I call shenanigans!

My friend had a high girl come on to him and accidentally got her pregnant. He know has the kid since well he was the "father" I really don't know what to tell you.

first of all, ur asking newgrounds, so
You are A RETARD.

well. since im not a 13 yr old faggot, no offense, i can help. I know a friend who was in the same deep shit as u were, and his girlfriend was also pro-life. He was 16, she was 15. Just say sincerely, "im thirteen, you are fourteen, we really cant have this baby. I have no job. You have no job. The pregnancy can kill you because you are too young. Im not up to it, and I cant say that if you have the baby, I will be there for you."

The earlier you get the abortion the less money, and the less pain. Right now its probably just a big lump, dont wait for it to become a fetus.

Suicide.

But if you dropped your balls, you know the situation you're in.

A very wrong way to do this, is to give her the PILL. But not let her know about it.

Stick it in her food or something, maybe crunch it like cocaine and put it in her drink. But if you do crunch it, make sure you put two. It works, trust me.

Hmm i can't really tell if this is bs or not...

Shut the fuck up Juno.

A 13 year old has practically no mobility in their sperm. Not only that, but I doubt their was even enough to get the job done.

Even if she was pregnant you're either going to have:

1. Some fucking 2 pound rat child or
2. A stillborn dead fetus 2 pound rat child.

Have the baby bullshied, by a bullshiter. It only costs bullshit, and you can pay in bullshit so thats not too bad. Tell me how the bullshit ends up okay good luck bullshit.

At 2/8/08 07:39 PM, Cericon wrote:
Congratulations, tell me what the baby taste like.

lols oh were eating it

can i have some :D

Wow. I cant believe you would actually intentionally rub your fingers with your sperm, then finger her. You ought of known what you were gonna get yourself into. Like they say, "You learn from your mistakes".

At 2/9/08 12:03 AM, sweet-tooth-pico-fan wrote:

he should worry about the rumors that will start... and the true rumors... and the fact THAT YOUR FUCKING 13 AND YOU FINGERED YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

Ooh, grody, girls have cooties, that's so icky!

And, what DID happen to this guy, in the chance it wasn't bullshiiit?

Uh...you can't get pregnant like that...

Hahah you fucking retort.

Why the fuck would you jack off onto your girlfriend and then proceed to rub around on her.

JUST STICK IT IN, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8725 32/2

Monkey see monkey do.

No one believes you

He just said she's not pregant! Read people! Its because you can't get pregnant like that. Your sperm would've died once it hit the oxygen. That or would've died within seconds. Fingering a girl with your jizz on it wouldn't have done the job. And girls boobs hurt all time when they're on their cycle. I think maybe at 13 you don't even know enough shit to make an informed desicion.

You're living proof why I still don't have a girlfriend. Just put the baby up for adoption and run away from home when you're ready to.

Your parents aren't gonna help at all, face the truth.

Threads like these make me wonder why I don't just stay on 4chan. Also, your a fucking retard.

At 3/6/08 05:51 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: He just said she's not pregant! Read people! Its because you can't get pregnant like that. Your sperm would've died once it hit the oxygen. That or would've died within seconds. Fingering a girl with your jizz on it wouldn't have done the job. And girls boobs hurt all time when they're on their cycle. I think maybe at 13 you don't even know enough shit to make an informed desicion.

You heard the guy! I read up on it! It cant happen! Most 13-14 year olds should know this by the amount of sex ed classes we get!

I actually know too much about sex ed and at one time I didnt wanna have sex!...mehhehe ive done it now!

At 2/8/08 07:39 PM, Cericon wrote: Nice bull shit story.

Congratulations, tell me what the baby taste like.

Epic lulz.