I need to impress a girl.

[Sidorio]

See, I managed to steal some guys invite to a party, and now I get to go. A girl I like is going, and I want to impress her. Since you guys are down with this sort of thing, I need some help in deciding how.

First there's Runescape. I don't care that she's got a baby at seventeen, I'm pretty sure she's an avid player. We can laugh at noobs together, perhaps even do some trading. She's bound to be impressed by my prayer level, it's out of this world.

I could also go for a DVD. I just got Pokemon: The First Movie for Christmas. We could sit in her room and watch it by candle light, and I could tell her all the different pokemon, as well as which are clones and which aren't. I figure that's pretty romantic idea.

Or I could introduce you guys to her. Let her have a go on the BBS. We can laugh at rape jokes, photoshop 9/11 or even get banned. Just for fun. Once she sees what a player I am here, she'll fall for me in no time. I don't care if her boyfriend/father of child-to-be is a 'cool kid'. He'll have no chance.

If push comes to shove, there's date rape. But that would ruin our future friendship, so it'll be a last resort.

[Dry-Ice]

Meh, unfunny joke topic. :/

Maybe even some trolling?

[IammeoramI]

Whack your dick out, that'll impress her.

[Slimblade]

Ahhh, Runescape and Pokemon, what a chat up combination, good luck!

[6re9]

all you need to get women is self-confidence

[Rideo]

I was hoping this was a real thread :(

[GHOST-KILLA]

At 12/27/07 12:32 PM, 6re9 wrote: all you need to get women is self-confidence

most logic thing iv seen from an 07 before

[McPaper]

Watching Pokemon by candle light? Heck thats dangerous, why would a girl admire a person who is so stupid and ignorant to the risk of fire hazards. Watch it by night light.

Remember to show her some of the good flash as well and say you made it, show her Sim Girl and various dressups, she will no doubt be impressed by the number of views.

That or as you suggested, Rape her.

[iateamexican]

At 12/27/07 12:34 PM, Strength wrote: I'll also allow you to borrow DIGIMON the MOTHERFUCKING movie as well. 100% impressed.

Im still confused by the ending of that movie D:

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Those are all great ideas, but maybe you guys should go collect bugs together.

/end sarcasm?

[kindmortal]

At 12/27/07 12:32 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Whack your dick out, that'll impress her.

No, that will make her laugh. Possibly even run away, because she can't get over how small it is.

[xbox-360-guy]

don't forget about playing toy cars with each other or maybe dolls

[DrM]

Well, I won my woman by watching High School Musical followed by Dumbo...

Can't go too far wrong with Pokémon.

[sharingankakashi13]

At 12/27/07 12:32 PM, 6re9 wrote: all you need to get women is self-confidence

People on Newgrounds don't have that.

[The-Laugher-Of-Lor]

You could show her your super long penis.

wait.....

[matrix2000190]

well if u have an average sized dick put her down an d fuck her if you have a small dick wen she bends down pull her pants off and fuck her in the ass, no matter how small your dick is she'll have to feel that and shell be impressed

[ZJ]

At 12/27/07 12:32 PM, Slimblade wrote: Ahhh, Runescape and Pokemon, what a chat up combination, good luck!

Don't forget about Beyblades and Magic!

[Tinkco86]

Why don't you show her your small cock if you are going to do all that stuff?

[Sashuno]

epic thread. you get the...
YOU NEED A GIRL AWARD!

[Lucy]

At 12/27/07 12:32 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Whack your dick out, that'll impress her.

I'd go with this one.

[Smidly]

Dude you need to shoot her in the ankle, THEN play hockey with her. Works for me everytime.

[DrM]

Whack your dick out, that'll impress her.

I'd go with this one.

And if she tries to run away, cut her Achilles tendons with garden sheers, works every time.

[LinkSilvermane]

At 12/27/07 12:31 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:

Maybe even some trolling?

Naw.

I think he'd try to make it slightly more difficult to discern than that, if he actually were to insult people straight to their face.

[Randy74]

You are a sad little man :D

[Hophead]

Self-confidence.
They like it. And dude...don't do pokemon...or runescape.
Unless you just like being friends.

[EXQEX9]

At 12/27/07 12:31 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Meh, unfunny joke topic. :/

Maybe even some trolling?

I would not, not for a second, doubt the reality of this kids situation.

[qawd15]

Desperation can be really unbelievable. I say go with the runescpape, then start cybersex in runescape that should start you up!

[pwnasuarusrex4real1]

At 12/27/07 12:41 PM, DrM wrote: Well, I won my woman by watching High School Musical followed by Dumbo...

how old is she 5?

[RommelTJ]

At 12/27/07 02:07 PM, pwnasuarusrex4real1 wrote:

At 12/27/07 12:41 PM, DrM wrote: Well, I won my woman by watching High School Musical followed by Dumbo...

how old is she 5?

Haha. It's sad though, because a lot of Girls in my college still watch Disney shows.

[Sidorio]

I drew Pickachu on my penis and flopped it out while she was on the toilet. Where did I go wrong?