Having a long dick but cant get an erection. That would suck.

Your the smartest person in the world, but the all the problems in the world that you have knowledge of make you really depressed or crazy

At 11/28/07 09:22 PM, Gunter45 wrote: This thread needs more clever so I'll do some more.

You can leap great heights. Landing's a bitch, though.

Been done. It was clever at the time though

You can deep freeze anything you want with a touch, however, due to the laws of thermodynamics, the heat has to get transfered, and you're the ready conduit...

not bad actually

You're immortal, however, the process rapidly ages you. You're an immortal human with all the health problems and ailments of old age.

I've seen this in everything from justice league to that shitty new highlander movie. It seems I have to give the clever

Supreme accuracy, but you're allergic to metal, rubber and plastics.

You can generate heat, but it draws the heat out of your body and you risk frostbite and all the other fun effects of extreme cold.

You can fly, but you're horrible with directions

You can see through anything, but you're always seeing through stuff

Not a superpower, but your computer has incredibly fast internet, but crashed every 10 seconds

You can generate fire, but the only problem is a dat guy with a bucket of water comes running in and putting it out every time you light something.

Damnit, sorry for the double post it was supposed to be"fat" guy.

You can use your bodies natural energy to project energy bolts but if you don't use up the energy it's stored as fat

X-ray vision- But there is somehow a censor so no tits for you? :?

You can time travel!

At the rate of 1 minute/1 minute....and only forwards.
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You can run at fucking godlike speeds...but you run the risk of...say...leaving some body parts behind.
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You can use telekinesis to move ANYTHING!!!...As long as it stays within a certain formula, or else the telekinesis breaks:

distance in feet from object=time it has been telekenized * weight in grams.

If this formula is not fullfilled, the telekinesis breaks.
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You can pick up ANYTHING IN THE WORLD!

If it's weight is divisible by both .4363334 and .33454563 at the same time.
And NO breaking it.
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You can destroy anything!
Oh, wait, energy is needed to detonate it...
Hey, YOU have energy inside you, right?
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You can kill ANYONE!!
If you're using a gun.
And ONLY a gun.
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You can pick up things from long distances!
but only with one of those old-people's 2-foot handheld crane things. And that's the ONLY thing you can pick things up with.

The best fuckin Super Power in THE WORLD is being able to grant wishes just wish for Super powers and any thing else you might want...I would wish for X-ray vision,look at the how chicks in my class lol!

The best fuckin Super Power in THE WORLD is being able to grant wishes just wish for Super powers and any thing else you might want...buuut you have to grand EVERY wish someone asks for...

At 11/28/07 09:34 PM, stafffighter wrote: I've seen this in everything from justice league to that shitty new highlander movie. It seems I have to give the clever

Gay.

Supreme accuracy, but you're allergic to metal, rubber and plastics.

You and I both know that Green Arrow is a fag.

Lesse here.

You can see the future 5 years from when you do it, but the very fact that you know the future alters events so that the outcome is totally different. Uncertainty principle and all that.

You can be able to look into the future once per year,

the problem is the future will change when you look into the future to make you pissed off.

Oh and it deducts a ten years off your life everytime you look into the future.

Gay super power eh?

At 11/28/07 11:24 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 11/28/07 09:34 PM, stafffighter wrote: I've seen this in everything from justice league to that shitty new highlander movie. It seems I have to give the clever

Gay.

Supreme accuracy, but you're allergic to metal, rubber and plastics.

You and I both know that Green Arrow is a fag.

Lesse here.

You can see the future 5 years from when you do it, but the very fact that you know the future alters events so that the outcome is totally different. Uncertainty principle and all that.

Argh you thief, you stole my super power!

Ah it's ok, you can have the crummy super power anyway :p

At 11/28/07 08:58 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You have an ability to predict the sports results, but you cannot tell anyone and bet on the winning team or the results will become opposite.

So if you bet on one team they will lose, but if you also bet on the other team the game will be a tie. And if you bet on all 3, terrorists bomb the stadium.

And if you bet on all 4 things...

I have to say out of those 3 i would prolly pick the 30 sec flying cus with certain endurance you could do it a lot longer :D

X-Ray vision, but each use has a 10% chance of giving you eye cancer.

At 11/28/07 11:34 PM, 36Holla wrote:

So if you bet on one team they will lose, but if you also bet on the other team the game will be a tie. And if you bet on all 3, terrorists bomb the stadium.

If you bet on all the teams, they'll all tie even if you bet them all to lose. However the reverse tactic won't work since the team will still lose if you bet them to lose so what you can do is bet on the team you want to lose.

having the power of finely tuned gun skillz, so that you can never miss a target, but to use it you have to work for the mob and you can only use it to kill someone once, per job, after that, you can only kill with your fists, bullets no longer come out of the barrel for you

imagine killing them twins eh

Being like Wolverine, having the matal in the bones...
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but they rust

my crowbar avatar gave me the idea... lol

This thread is cool

The power to change matter. You've only got 10 seconds to use it however, at all. In your entire life.

At 11/29/07 09:07 AM, acidcrash3 wrote: Mine is you have the power to see the future but never see anything else. Making it impossible to know where you are or what is going on around you.

Then you'd basically be like an oracle. You'd still have a purpose. I think the best way to take this thread is to make it so that the abilities are rendered useless by their application.

For instance: You can grow to several times your size, but, because strength does not scale directly with volume, your body would crush itself under its own weight.

I don't know if this one has already been said, but what about super scent, but because of a chronic cold, you are unable to use it.

The power of invisibility

Oh wait...

The power to Multiply yourself, but every time you do you lose half your I.Q.

The power to breath under water, only on February 29th, and the water temperature must be boiling.

The power to control matter, All mater must come things dearest to you.

The power to control gravity for 1 hour, after every use you feel 20x the normal gravity for one day.

You have the power to make delicious foods, but everyone sees your food as a pile of shit, thus they refuse to eat it.

The ability to control fish, but only krill..

You have super art powers, but you must sacrifice 50 living humans.

Meh thought these up easily. I like thinking about this stuff lol.

At 12/13/07 04:43 PM, Cock-Joke wrote: The power to Multiply yourself, but every time you do you lose half your I.Q.

The power to breath under water, only on February 29th, and the water temperature must be boiling.

No special suits either

The power to control matter, All matter must come things dearest to you.

Damn spelling mistake

Females are instantly attracted to you.

That is female turtles!