You have the power to read other peoples minds, but they can only be people who you know, and when you do, a memory that you consider very embarrassing is revealed to them.

You can make objects explode, but they have to be exactly 5 feet away from you...

Power: Ability to go years without sleep

Restriction: The sleepless nights turn you emo and you kill yourself.

Laser beams shoot from your eyes... but they are only about as strong as one of those green lasers, and your eyes are effected like someone was shining a laser in your eye.

AWESOME

The ability to breathe under water, but only at extreme depths. So you would have to purchase or rent a submarine just to go down far enough for you to breathe. And if you went to high you wouldn't be able to breathe and you'd die.

You have superhuman strength, but your muscles are so large that you can't actually move.

You can turn invisible, but your guts remain visible.

You can travel at the speed of light, thus undoing the spacetime continuum.

You shoot lasers from your eyes, always.

You have the incredible ability to shapeshift into any animal you want!

Unfortunately, animals are not smart enough to retain your personality, so you're stuck as a mindless turtle or whatever for the rest of your life.

the ability to time travel but only foreward at normal rate

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!

Shapeshifting- You can shapeshift into any person you want to, even if they're made up. When you use it, some of your personality is taken away and replaced with the person you changed into. You are also restricted to change between that person and yourself.

Fast Forward- You can speed up time, but the faster you go in time, the higher chance you have of getting a heart attack. Your movements are also more difficult to control.

At 11/28/07 06:50 PM, Lucozadedude wrote:

You shoot lasers from your eyes, always.

Like Cyclops?

The ability to sprout wings and actually fly with them.

Catch is that the bones attached to the wings (shoulder blades) are unable to lift your weight and they break and fracture at very odd angles. Also your shoulder blades can be ripped out from you because it is so fragile.
Ex. You fly at 100 meters above the ground, but your bones snap and entire shoulder blades break away.

At 11/26/07 12:44 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Since it seems I'm the one making the best out of things in this thread;

It's true, you are contributing the most. I find many of these very creative though, from everyone in the thread.

You can bring the dead back to life...for only 5 minutes.

mind control 5 person per week and after one you cant think for a hour unless you use it on a nother person

An ability to jump into certain television shows and can travel between channels, th catch? You can never come out and if the show you're on gets cancelled while you're there, boom.

Become immortal, but you will remain weak.

Gaining super-human strength, but you will lose your nuts and will shorten your lifespan.

Ability to find idiots, but you will lose an I.Q. each time you do so.

You have the ability to get any girl to fall in love with you.

But only if your talking over runescape

The power to absorb electricity. However if you don't constantly absorb electricity you die :/

At 11/26/07 03:10 PM, SnowboardClock wrote: crap

I've just lost another I.Q. thanks to you.

My superpower: having a giant penis, but unable to get an erection (in order to get it up, the blood flow to your brain is restricted so you pass out/die).

To transform into a giant super being who is about 50 meters tall but can only remain in this form on Earth for 3 minutes or he'll die.

You can guess where I got that one from

The power to get even the most desirable women to love you...

...the only problem is that your're gay.
=3

You have the ability to heal from any wound, even explosions from inside you. But you have to put everything molecule back in place in order for the healing to work.

You have an ability to predict the sports results, but you cannot tell anyone and bet on the winning team or the results will become opposite.

The power to teleport. Anywhere.

However using it within the vicinity of any living organism runs the risk of its DNA splicing with yours, even bacteria (it won't be a large effect at first but after a while you would be come more bacteria-like). (Teleporting next to a cat might give you pointy ears and a tail for instance).

Or...
the power to be an exceptionable good speaker with loads of charisma - so good, that you'll even win the presidental elections in ANY country with ease.

The only problem is that you got the tourette-syndrome and piss yourself everytime you use the letter "g", "f" and "i"

XD
greez

Anything you touch turns to gold(i know this isn't an original but i had to put it out there)
The ability to make anything, but as soon as anything living(Flora,Fauna ect...?) it explodes like a nuke

Able to have X-ray vision to see through clothes, but causes cancer to you and anyone you look at.

Touches it** it explodes rather >: /

the ability to set your whole body on fire, but your not impervious to flames...

Okey dokey I've got one.

You can stick to walls, but if and only if the wall is made of purple styrofoam with bits of chocolate in it.

This thread needs more clever so I'll do some more.

You can leap great heights. Landing's a bitch, though.

You can deep freeze anything you want with a touch, however, due to the laws of thermodynamics, the heat has to get transfered, and you're the ready conduit...

You're immortal, however, the process rapidly ages you. You're an immortal human with all the health problems and ailments of old age.