Why Naruto Fails

[CartoonDiablo]

For the longest time Naruto and who ever watched it has pissed me off to no end but now I will show just why it sucks.

First off Naruto's story is flat out retarded and really makes no sense if there was an evil demon you wouldn't put in some random child and hope he doesn't use it for evil you'd probably try to actually kill it.

Second the characters are all whiny bitches and Naruto himself is annoying as hell. Believe IT!

Third the battles suck and all follow the same patteren

* An adversary appears out of nowhere and either does a hard hit or some form of "trap" jitsu and disables naruto from moving.

* Then the fighters spend 10 minutes thinking about what to do next

* Then a random flashback appears that takes up time and is extremely boring

* If your lucky Naruto fights back with crap animation

* Another flashabck

* Episode ends

Yep Naruto Is officially Gay.

[Idiot-Finder]

He's a stereotypical dumb blonde, what do you expect?

[AshfordPride]

I counter with Hinata and her giant chesticles.

[SenorPresidente]

Gaara of the FUnk

[cylqunite]

At 7/20/07 02:34 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: He's a stereotypical dumb blonde, what do you expect?

Why the hell does the show even exist?

[Zen444]

At 7/20/07 02:34 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Hinata
Giant tits

lolwut?

[Nike-Dunk]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7077 32

At 7/20/07 02:35 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: Gaara of the FUnk

Don't mock the dead.

[AshfordPride]

At 7/20/07 02:35 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 7/20/07 02:34 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Hinata
Giant tits

lolwut?

Yeah, later in the series when everyone grows up Hinata gets huge boobs and starts wearing fishnets.

Avoid the series until this happens.

[CyprusX]

Naruto was awesome in the first 50 or so episodes ( i watched the subbed version)

after the chuunin exams it kept getting suckier and suckier....and suckier...

[Zen444]

At 7/20/07 02:37 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Yeah, later in the series when everyone grows up Hinata gets huge boobs and starts wearing fishnets.

I assume Sakura gets bitchy and all feminist like whenever someone brings up her tits, right?

[The-Omnipresence]

At 7/20/07 02:37 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

Yeah, later in the series when everyone grows up Hinata gets huge boobs and starts wearing fishnets.

Avoid the series until this happens.

Mmmmmmm..... Where can I find that?

[PenisClown]

At 7/20/07 02:32 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: Second the characters are all whiny bitches and Naruto himself is annoying as hell. Believe IT!

I agree with this.

My only (And last hopefully) experience with Naruto was when one day I was flicking through the channels when I found Naruto. In an annoying voice he screamed "I'M A NINJA AND I WANNA NINJA MISSION", like some kid in a grocery store with his mum screaming because he wants some chocolate.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/20/07 02:40 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 7/20/07 02:37 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Yeah, later in the series when everyone grows up Hinata gets huge boobs and starts wearing fishnets.

I assume Sakura gets bitchy and all feminist like whenever someone brings up her tits, right?

She joins the feminist, unaware that the leader is Elton John.

[CyprusX]

One thing that made naruto awesome in the beginning was the soundtrack, now that is crap too.

[Zen444]

At 7/20/07 02:39 PM, BonusStage wrote: She reminds me of Midna

Midna reminds me of Twilight Princess, and Hinata reminds me of Naruto.

Twilight Princess fails like Naruto.

[Zen444]

At 7/20/07 02:45 PM, Zen-Zinxe wrote: plain and simple. All japanese shows translated into english suck ass.

Not all of them.

[CyprusX]

Atleast naruto makes good hentai.

Oh shit...

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/20/07 02:45 PM, Zen-Zinxe wrote: plain and simple. All japanese shows translated into english suck ass.

Most of them actually.

[Ctwolfdagger]

A thing that a lot of people don't get is that the American version sucks. He doesn't say " BELIEVE IT " In the Japanese version. They have shitty voice overs, they get rid of all the swears, they get rid of the drug and drinking references, and they use a lot of Japanese jokes, that you only understand if you watch the stubbed version. Sure they pan it out a lot with flash backs, but thats only because they don't want to meet up with the manga. They use fillers, because the manga used fillers, because they couldn't think of anything. In Shippuden, he gets a lot better and the storyline really picks up. Also, did you really tihnk you would accomplish anything without looking up things, and using "Belive it!" as one of the topics?

At 7/20/07 02:47 PM, CyprusX wrote: Atleast naruto makes good hentai.

Oh shit...

Not funny dude, infact my soul hurts.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/20/07 02:49 PM, HairyHungarian wrote:

At 7/20/07 02:47 PM, CyprusX wrote: Atleast naruto makes good hentai.

Oh shit...

Not funny dude, infact my soul hurts.

You can try www.imagefap.com

[Little-Rena]

Some people like Naruto, but I do agree that it is annoying and not to intresting to watch. The animation of it isn't poor just the story. But I guess, some people like that sort of story, you can't prevent that.

[CartoonDiablo]

At 7/20/07 02:35 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: Naruto looks fab in that pic.

Nooooo you think.

It was pretty tricky to make him too.

[fivepoint]

i hate it because, well it has no point.

a bunch of people beating the shit out of eachother for no apparent reason? ORIGINALITY GET!

[CartoonDiablo]

At 7/20/07 02:43 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 7/20/07 02:39 PM, BonusStage wrote: She reminds me of Midna

Midna reminds me of Twilight Princess, and Hinata reminds me of Naruto.

Twilight Princess fails like Naruto.

Kinda like how you fail at humor at ED.

OWNED!

[Milesaway13]

At 7/20/07 02:32 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote:
Yep Naruto Is officially Gay.

BELIEVE IT!

[Zen444]

At 7/20/07 02:58 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: Kinda like how you fail at humor at ED.

Except it was intentional. That site was fucking awful with all the 4chan references, so I decided to shit it up even more so than those F4ilchan fags.

Fail more plz, k thx.

[Zen444]

At 7/20/07 03:09 PM, LateckS wrote: Good Naruto, you look kinda cool.

It's "kinda", you faggot.

[Paddy]

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