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I saw my mum - in porn.

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 03:38:25


Have you talked to her yet?


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 03:40:16


you guys dont understand its all made up


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 04:10:22


If this is a true story, I feel bad. If my mom was in a porno, I would freak out, and my brother would drive his car off a cliff, for his friends would never let him hear the end of it; its days like these that I am glad that my friends became gay emos, thus I don't have to worry about people I know making fun of me for it.

At 7/3/07 03:30 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote:
At 7/3/07 03:12 AM, SgtSmiley wrote: 2
Bahahahahahaha.

I hope and pray that person isn't his mom; if it is, my god rest his soul, for my laughing about it will never cease for all of eternity.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 04:21:04


heres thes best advice, tell your mom that some of your friends were watching a porn video and they could of swore it was her, she will laugh it off or something then she will never go out and do this shit again


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 05:27:29


Wow.. That sucks. Hope the talk goes well, and please do ignore the fags. Let us know how it went..

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 05:29:39


at least you have a MILF

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 05:32:24


does your mother have a real job and do porn on the side? or is that like her job? if it is then she's supporting you the only way she can hence unless she's a whore she'd be ashamed of doing that to support you and her and anyone else that lives with you i'd just never tell her.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 05:35:31


(2,031 views, 146 replies)

I think we were all waiting for a topic like this.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 05:48:04


Nah guys I found his mom , he said he saw a girl with a nice rack and this one in the pic had a rack only.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 05:54:54


At 7/3/07 05:48 AM, ZeRo-PrImE wrote: Nah guys I found his mom , he said he saw a girl with a nice rack and this one in the pic had a rack only.

she looks pretty rancid. thats his mom?

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 05:54:54


I'm most likely late for this advice, but the best thing is probably to confront her with it. Even so, it is still her choice and there's most likely not much you can do about it. If she wants to do porn, she will do porn. Just make sure you never ,ever see it again.

Also, lollinkzplz.

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 06:13:39


At 7/3/07 05:54 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote:
At 7/3/07 05:48 AM, ZeRo-PrImE wrote: Nah guys I found his mom , he said he saw a girl with a nice rack and this one in the pic had a rack only.
she looks pretty rancid. thats his mom?

is it just me or did that woman look way too sexually experienced for her own good? she didn't have a gaping vagina but still i would prefer to avoid cooties by looking at crappy porn like that.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 06:14:44


At 7/3/07 06:13 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: is it just me or did that woman look way too sexually experienced for her own good? she didn't have a gaping vagina but still i would prefer to avoid cooties by not looking at crappy porn like that.

typo, i could have caught the cooties

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 06:17:41


Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 06:18:43


Well, atleast she gives you money.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 06:20:31


At 7/2/07 06:14 PM, DaVeB0T wrote: I saw my religion teacher as a porn star........... SCARY!!!!!!

that would be TERRIFYING if it was my first grade teacher,ms.jones.*shudders*

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 06:29:39


At 7/3/07 06:17 AM, Hoohah wrote: Reminds me of this

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p hp?threadid=2191192

I bet that guy boned his half sister and won't admit it. That must have been awkward for the poor bastard.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 06:36:43


At 7/3/07 06:29 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I want to believe it... but I don't.

and if it is true. i pity the poor kid. his mind is gonna be fucked up for a long time.

I find it incredibly hard to believe that someone would just stumbled across some porn featuring their mother of all the possible websites, of all the possible videos/pictures.

well it depends on how deep you dig into porn. you can find some really distrubing stuff but your own mother might not be on top of the list.

Those are staggering odds, either this thread is an elaborate joke/lie or you did something horrible to have the gods disfavor you to such a degree.

like work on a sunday for example

Or maybe you were just finding some way of making a thread in which you linked to a porn site without it getting locked...

I wish i haven't clicked those links like a moron now the computer has the clap.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 07:39:52


I'm surprized the author of this theard didn't rick roll the entire bbs.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 07:47:17


To everyone saying this is fake, it's not. I don't expect you to believe me, I've thought the very same thing, like what are the odds of this happening? How am I gonna live knowing my mum has done this shit.

I didn't post for the last 8 hours because I've been sleeping. You people smart enough to check my profile would know I'm about 5 / 6 hours ahead of you.

Thanks everyone for the advice, I'm having second thoughts on what to say now, so I'm not sure what to do.

I mean, honestly, what would you do in my situation?


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 07:55:29


I'd be creeped out by the very fact that i found it in the first place and than I'd go see a shrink.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 07:59:42


At 7/3/07 07:47 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: I mean, honestly, what would you do in my situation?

Crawl into a corner and whimper. The images would drive me further into my downward spiral. But I wouldn't have just a mum to confront, I would also have to confront my dad as well.

I think you should just find the easiest way to deal with it yourself, wether you think it is a good idea to confront or not is best left to your judgement, not someone else's, you know her better than us.

Hell, in 10 or 15 years you will probably be laughing when you remember it.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 08:08:57


you could have sex with her since incest solves everything but seriously you should just forget it and move it.

This would be the same as walking in on your parents having sex. just try to forget and whatever you do don't try to join in that only makes things awkward and it's only hot when it's like a step sister.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 08:16:06


You don't happen to be Lea from BB7's son, do you?


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 09:28:16


I saw your mum in This hot extravaganza.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 09:42:06


No shit?
I'm sorry for you man!
But the last thing I would have done would be to share it with the rest of the world! XD

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 09:47:01


I found her!!!!!

This is the 1 guys...not a bad mother you've got there dry :P.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 10:30:51


well, see, this is one of those things you shouldnt tell your parents. i mean are you sure that was your mom? either way, it would be ackward telling your mom that, so all you need to do is dont tell anyone close friends, keep this to yourself and forget about it over time. oh yeah, try to avoid looking at your mom directly for a time, it may bring back the memory of the pictures. try a month or so, and dont ever go back to that site. there are hundreds of other sites so visit those. im pretty sure you arent emotionally scarred from this so you should be fine. that is all i could give you for advice.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 11:25:25


At 7/3/07 07:47 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: I mean, honestly, what would you do in my situation?

I'd confront my mom. What I'd say? I'd show her the site and await her reaction really. It'll most likely be an "Oh shi-" one in which case you should reply with "You have scarred me for life. Thank you for that". And just walk out. It would be up to her to make the next step.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-03 11:28:45


At 7/3/07 07:47 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: I mean, honestly, what would you do in my situation?

1. Run away from home.
2. Go to the ghetto.
3. Join a street gang.

And then BAM you have a new home and family. Now you go bust a cap in some fools fuckin around up on yo turf home dawg.


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