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I saw my mum - in porn.

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:24:24


just see if shes getting cash youll rat her out to everyone if she doesent give you any but yeah i would be depressed too


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:29:22


Well she has to pay my rent somehow.


Grey power.

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:33:42


I know it hurts but I don't think she did it in any way to embarass or harm you. Just let her be happy doing that crap. Can't really give out any advice here really.

Hug?

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:41:05


So, wich 1 is your mom?


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:41:29


At 7/2/07 06:20 PM, DaVeB0T wrote: Last attempt to link.

wow great linking skillz


Also, cocks.

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:42:03


Walk up to her and just say "What the hell mom?! I was browsing some porn today and I saw you in some disgusting poses. Explain this to me. What is going on?

This is seriouse advise.

As stupid as that sounds, I totally agree. It's not like she'll get all pissed off at YOU for looking at porn when she decided to star in some ponr pictures. She'll know she's cornered and she'll have to explain.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:46:33


Sorry to hear that. Telling you to confront her about it probably makes you feel sick. But thats probably the only way you can get past this with the least amount of harm. If you just try to pretend that it never happened, you'll still see her in a different light, and it will strain your relationship with her.

If you do approach her about it, know that it will probably be the most awkward moment of your life, but also know that it will be extremely embarrassing for her too. There is nothing you can do about that, but if you get it out in the open then at least you can begin to recover from the shock, and hopefully you can convince her to not do something like that again, because you're obviouisly not comfortable with it.

Also if its any condolence, the kids who asked for links are just fags. It doesnt take a genious to see that.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:46:58


Run away from home and move to the ghetto so you can join a street gang.

They're your family now. Bitch. I serious though, do it.

"Communism is the very definition of failure." - Liberty Prime.

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:50:27


Do exactly what 36Holla said. I couldn't have said it any better. Also @ DaveB0T: How can you be that incredibly stupid? You can't even include a link.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:54:24


you should shut your fucking trap, and let her use her crackwhore skills to score some cash then make her buy you things.

Duh...

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:56:00


Man that has to be horrible dude.


what

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:56:23


Tits or GTFO
Is your mom available Saturday night?

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 18:56:31


In all seriousness, is your mom hot?


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 19:08:20


Do Tell?

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My serious advice:

Eh, I have none, there is nothing you can really do in your position except for tell her that you saw her.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 19:10:07


omfgzorz u saw ur mom in prOn? loolololo u sad child lmaoroflcopter


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 19:26:01


At 7/2/07 06:20 PM, DaVeB0T wrote: Last attempt to link.

Son... are you smoking the Jazz Cigerettes?

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 19:53:53


im very sorry for you. i know how you feel.

it hurts when stuff beyond what seem ipossabole happens

for me it started with a divorce it was sad then
BUT (fyi if this thread is fake ill hate you for making me admit this)
i learn that my father was gay. it was just unbeliveable
(thats why i have a dont judge gay people on my sig)

i dont know what to tell you. but i want to at least give you confort that you are not alone.

only think that i can think of is. tell her, cry with here, and let her know that eveything will be ok.

i'm sorry


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 19:58:08


Did it give you a newfound respect for women? Haha, just kidding. Well, it could be a look-alike, then again, it's hard to not recognize your mom. You're in quite a pickle. If you confront her, you might be wrong and/or she might be really mad that you're looking at porn or she apologizes and makes up an excuse and promises to stop but continues.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:03:23


Maybe you posted it on there, :0
Kidding!


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:05:21


At 7/2/07 06:16 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 7/2/07 06:14 PM, Jezuz wrote: Alright, then I apologize >.> I still cringe whenever I click a link on the internet nowadays.
Yeah, the internet is out to get you.

My advice is just browse as many gore sites as you can, until you become de-sensitised to all the internet eye-rape.

Then you'll end up enjoying the shock sites.

Nothing. Ever. Could make me be unaffected by my mother taking it like a slut in a porno. Seeing that is just...I couldn't deal with it myself. I have to say..That's fucking terrible. Are you going to confront her about it?


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:08:37


Maybe you should confront her about it. Even if it does mean admitting that you look at porn, she probably already knew that anyway.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:11:11


lol ur mom.


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:16:34


links or it never happened

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:16:44


At 7/2/07 07:53 PM, naruto-ninja999 wrote: My dads gay.

hahahaha, your dads a raging homosexual!

Homosexuality is hereditary btw.

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:18:28


Maybe I will confront my mother about it.

It's scary though, she's always been there for me, and now it feels like I can't even look at her. We're both doing some DIY work on the house over the next few weeks and sorting loads of stuff out, so i'm gonna have to be working close to her and everything.

I just can't take it.

So any ideas of how to confront her?

Last thing I want is a big argument and me getting kicked out of my house.

Oh yeah, I did give you all a link in my first post. It's not exactly hard to navigate porn sites, it's not my fault you can't find the pictures.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:24:23


At 7/2/07 06:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: So, any advice as to what I should do about how bad I feel?

I know this is prob fake, but I had a wattered down version (my social studies teacher got fired) and it really creaped me out 'cause i'm a teachers pet so just on the off chance that this is real...

Sit down and talk about it to your mom and tell her that she shouldn't be doing that. Be firm. That's all i can tell you...

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:24:46


Do not talk to her for a while.

When you're ready, take a deep breath and have a deep talk to her. And ask her why...and how..

Anyways...you have to take a break, or get brainwashed or something. This is real scarring crap.


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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:28:34


At 7/2/07 08:24 PM, BlindObject wrote: Do not talk to her for a while.

When you're ready, take a deep breath and have a deep talk to her. And ask her why...and how..

Anyways...you have to take a break, or get brainwashed or something. This is real scarring crap.

but then he would have to admit to his mom that he watches porn >:(

BAD ADVICE!


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:28:50


At 7/2/07 08:18 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Maybe I will confront my mother about it.

It's scary though, she's always been there for me, and now it feels like I can't even look at her. We're both doing some DIY work on the house over the next few weeks and sorting loads of stuff out, so i'm gonna have to be working close to her and everything.

I just can't take it.

So any ideas of how to confront her?

Last thing I want is a big argument and me getting kicked out of my house.

The way I would confront her about it would just calmly sit her down and tell her you have something to tell her. Basically just come right out and say."Just like just about every other guy in the US I look at porn." Yeah she'll probably get a look on her face like "wtf??" but trya dn look past it. Then from there just tell her exactly what happned... well, minus the part about how you continued to look through them all... She'll most likely get a really embarassed face. But then just tell her that you think she's better than that etc...

Let us know how it turns out...

Response to I saw my mum - in porn. 2007-07-02 20:29:13


At 7/2/07 08:24 PM, EmoNarc wrote: Sit down and talk about it to your mom and tell her that she shouldn't be doing that. Be firm. That's all i can tell you...

Worst advice ever.

Didn't you read my first post? She divorced my dad 10 years ago, and since has only been in crappy dead-end relationships with shitty boyfriends.

She has a new social circle and she's happier than ever, but now that I've seen what she's doing It makes me feel ill to even look at her.

The problem is, how do I sort my own feelings out without wrecking the best thing that's ever happened to her?

Since when is it my place to say what's good for her and what's bad for her. How do I know she's not enjoying her lifestyle as it is?

Be firm? Pfft.

Any real advice?


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