Well, earlier tonite, me and my girlfriend, jenna, were watching some chick flick >:(
My friend, keenan, was there with his girlfriend, natasha.

Now that names are cleared up, i may begin the story.

Well during "The Prince and Me" I found it pretty weak, so i just had my arm around jenna, nothing more. You see, there were 4 people on one couch, so there wasnt much else to do.

Natasha had to leave early, so it was me, jenna, and 3rd wheel ; keenan.

We decided to watch another movie, because it was only 7 PM and there wasnt much else to do. So We turned on "Sahara"

We convinced keenan to take the chair, so his perifferal vision couldnt see me and jenna.

So i had my arm around her, she was right up against me, and started moving my arm, closer and closer to her chest, i cupped what she had put it on, and had a delightful suprise, she looked at me and smiled.

she rolled over, and was pretty much on top of me, i had pulled up her shirt to reveal her back, and began to massage, she had done the same with me, and every couple minutes, we would push together, and just mash.

After about 45 minutes, we started to slow down, but then, without warning, she grabbed my hand again, and put it on her chest, which is now, just tanktop, and my hand started to venture under the material.

I Felt it all, it was the greatest feeling ever, my shirt was bunched up all at my shoulders, and we were under 2 big blankets and she would clench every now and then.

it started to get more agressive, she was rubbing me and started to kiss my neck, i went in and got closer, i felt her ass, lifted her so she was on top of me, and we passionately made out the rest of the movie.

My friend keenan, said afterwords "I wondered what the fuck you guys were doing, every 5 minutes i'd hear a quiet moan"

Well in conclusion, i felt a boob.

Win

I had sex with clothes on

That isn't sex.

Congratulations, sir, would you like a medal or a monument?

/sarcasm

Wow dude. You are really ignorant.

Just so you know, this is the same girl from

This Topic
And This one
And I dumped, this one for her

At 3/11/07 03:32 AM, Sidorio wrote:

I had sex with clothes on

That isn't sex.

I too am wondering where the sex in this story happens.

sex = to commence in sexual intercourse.
AKA PENIS in VAGINA!

oh lawdy lawd, thats some hot shit, bro.

At 3/11/07 03:32 AM, Sidorio wrote:

I had sex with clothes on

That isn't sex.

Win

I propose that henceforth this man shall be known as:

Boobfeeler

At 3/11/07 03:34 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: Just so you know, this is the same girl from...

You must love her a lot to spread about your relationship information around the internet.

I've had sex with clothes on, it's no big deal :|

lol, oops, i forgot one part :P

yeah, she had her legs around both of mine, so our pelvises were just like, there.

If there was no denim in between, it would happen.

Ok...first that isnt sex....2nd why the hell do u post that piece of informational crap i didint need to know on newgrounds.....dont u have anything better to do then to post ur (once again) crap on this website......u deserve to just instantly combust or just go boom...like disappear...........ur pathetic....lol
hahaha i rule,
GIR

At 3/11/07 03:30 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: she rolled over, and was pretty much on top of me, i had pulled up her shirt to reveal her back, and began to massage, she had done the same with me, and every couple minutes, we would push together, and just mash. We did the mash, we did the monster mash. It caught on in a flash, we did the mash. It was a graveyard smash, we did the mash. We did the monster mash.

.

At 3/11/07 03:40 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: lol, oops, i forgot one part :P

yeah, she had her legs around both of mine, so our pelvises were just like, there.

If there was no denim in between, it would happen.

How convenient that you left that out...

btw, I'd probably post some witty foot-note in gray like everyone else does, but at the risk of looking like a total formatting dumbass and put it wrong, I'll just find out later.

You touched a tit and came in your pants... wow. -_-

At 3/11/07 03:42 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: HAHAHAHAHA!

HF for mod. NOW.

On the bottom, it would say;

"I felt a boob."

At 3/11/07 03:36 AM, Sidorio wrote: You must love her a lot to spread about your relationship information around the internet.

Oh relax, he's just another 14 year old who still hasn't realised having a girlfriend isn't a big deal. Therefore he must shout to the heavens "I HAVE A GF!" until such time as he realises that we don't care.

If there was no denim in between, it would happen.

Unfortunately the denim was there.
No penetration = No sex.

At 3/11/07 03:43 AM, Mitsur wrote: but at the risk of looking like a total formatting dumbass and put it wrong, I'll just find out later.

Colon space message.

Simple as that.

At 3/11/07 03:40 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: If there was no denim in between, it would happen.

Soooo, no actual sex then?

Amazing.

Seriously, and especially the part where you engage in sex with her.

At 3/11/07 03:42 AM, Matt wrote:

We did the mash, we did the monster mash. It caught on in a flash, we did the mash. It was a graveyard smash, we did the mash. We did the monster mash.

That was the funniest thing, i have ever heard, ever.
WIN
I expected some hilarious responses

For the formatting idiot, you hit the colon, thats : if you didnt know, then add a space, then type. not that difficult

So when exactly in the story did you stick it in her.

Teach me your ways, Jedi Masta'. For I am but a padawan in the art of dressed sex.

Lmao, I'm roffling at you. Not only for not having sex, but you're a total faggot.

Also, just to ridicule you more, your band sucks.

At 3/11/07 03:30 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote:

:So We turned on "Sahara"

Yep, Sahara can do that to ya

Thanks for the formatting advice

asshole