Women = Obsolete

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

So In most times The way of the World Man needs Woman to Cook, Clean, Sew, Sexually Service, and any other thing that man needs done that he himself can not do.

I have proved woman as an obsolete being now, because:
1. If man can cook. Man Does not need Woman to cook for him
2. If man can clean. Man does not need Woman to clean for him
3. If man can sew. Man does not need Woman to Sew for him
4. Man can sexually Service himself.

So Woman has been rendered Obsolete because man can do things for himself.

[LOLIMKEWL]

Why do it yourself when someone else can?

[Net-terrorist]

I hope you get raped.

[Saturday]

At 2/10/07 11:00 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: So In most times The way of the World Man needs Woman to Cook, Clean, Sew, Sexually Service, and any other thing that man needs done that he himself can not do.

I have proved woman as an obsolete being now, because:
1. If man can cook. Man Does not need Woman to cook for him
2. If man can clean. Man does not need Woman to clean for him
3. If man can sew. Man does not need Woman to Sew for him
4. Man can sexually Service himself.

So Woman has been rendered Obsolete because man can do things for himself.

Women were always able to do these things. Does that mean the world was never in need of men in the first place?

[CryogenChaos]

At 2/10/07 11:00 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: 4. Man can sexually Service himself.

He can have sex and get pregnant, thereby increasing the human population by himself.

THATS FUCKING AWESOME.

[3tard]

Isnt it more satisfying when a woman does all of those things?

[CryogenChaos]

At 2/10/07 11:12 PM, Shawtey wrote: no but we do not need more people anyways... people are pointless sacks of carbon and water... i think we should kill 3 billion people... it would make this planet alot better... we should kill the 3 billion laziest/stupidest/worthless people

Apparently you missed the gist of what I was saying.

[Bunzi]

I agree, although we need them for sex.

[Valz]

Bunzi you're gay anyways, why do you need a woman?

[CryogenChaos]

At 2/10/07 11:15 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Now we can clone human beings so woman are useless for that to

Except we need the egg cell to clone. Therefore women are still needed.

[Rego001]

WHERE'S MY SAMMICH BITCH!!!!

[Lagatag]

Actually Men are becoming obsolete. It's true, in like thousands of years (if humans haven't died out by then) there will be no males, only females. No Link, I saw it on discovery channel.

[American-Chinker]

Reproduction much?

[InvisibleEnemy]

Masurbation isn't that great.

[CryogenChaos]

At 2/10/07 11:19 PM, Lagatag wrote: Actually Men are becoming obsolete. It's true, in like thousands of years (if humans haven't died out by then) there will be no males, only females. No Link, I saw it on discovery channel.

And if all women became narcissists (to an extent) and loved each other both emotionally and sexually (I.e. all became lesbians), we men would be proper fucked.

Metaphorically, not literally.

[Jerkapotamus]

At 2/10/07 11:00 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: 1. If man can cook. Man Does not need Woman to cook for him
2. If man can clean. Man does not need Woman to clean for him
3. If man can sew. Man does not need Woman to Sew for him

The problem is that man is way too lazy to do any of those things consistantly. Eventually, we'd just end up rolling around in our own filth and starve to death and be cold due to our lack of sweaters.

4. Man can sexually Service himself.

Well, the race wouldn't last very long, but sure.

So Woman has been rendered Obsolete

That's what they said about librarians.

[CryogenChaos]

At 2/10/07 11:31 PM, Shawtey wrote:

At 2/10/07 11:17 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 2/10/07 11:15 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Now we can clone human beings so woman are useless for that to

Except we need the egg cell to clone. Therefore women are still needed.

fine we can grow women in pods that are used for the following

Woah.

Did this whole discussion go from women being unnessicary to women just being tools for men, nothing more?

[Rego001]

At 2/10/07 11:35 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:

Woah.

Did this whole discussion go from women being unnessicary to women just being tools for men, nothing more?

about the time you step into the disscusion :)

[KlancyKong]

As long as women have a vagina, they rule the fucking universe.

[CryogenChaos]

At 2/10/07 11:41 PM, Shawtey wrote: because as we all know women cant use the internet and when they do our clever matrix hides the real internet from them

You, sir, have dreams of a fucked up future.

[Twerpo]

At 2/10/07 11:12 PM, Shawtey wrote:
no but we do not need more people anyways... people are pointless sacks of carbon and water... i think we should kill 3 billion people... it would make this planet alot better... we should kill the 3 billion laziest/stupidest/worthless people

So basicall much the whole Newgrounds Population needs to be killed.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 2/10/07 11:00 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote:

So Woman has been rendered Obsolete because man can do things for himself.

Gay?

[CryogenChaos]

At 2/11/07 12:02 AM, Shawtey wrote: and anyone who dare says ... well what about love... you're dead wrong love sucks and it makes you weak...

Oh ho ho ho, i get it now. The very manly legos are falling into place.

This is a product of a combination of past relationship troubles and being alone on Valentines Day, isn't it?

Iiiiii get it.

Or you're a sexist. I'm not sure.

[SeeInTheDark]

At 2/11/07 12:10 AM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 2/11/07 12:02 AM, Shawtey wrote: and anyone who dare says ... well what about love... you're dead wrong love sucks and it makes you weak...

Oh ho ho ho, i get it now. The very manly legos are falling into place.

This is a product of a combination of past relationship troubles and being alone on Valentines Day, isn't it?

Iiiiii get it.

Or you're a sexist. I'm not sure.

Indeed. Yet another reason for me to hate Shawtey.
Well, I don't want to sound redundant, but yall are all being gay.

[SniperWolf1564]

At 2/10/07 11:00 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: I have proved woman as an obsolete being now, because:
1. If man can cook. Man Does not need Woman to cook for him

I really suck at cooking, because I burn things.

2. If man can clean. Man does not need Woman to clean for him

Well, I can do that.

3. If man can sew. Man does not need Woman to Sew for him

Poor dexterity. Hand shakes to much when I tried to stitch up my pants.

4. Man can sexually Service himself.

Probably not as enjoyable as having sex with a woman.

[Bovineoverlord]

At 2/10/07 11:19 PM, Lagatag wrote: Actually Men are becoming obsolete. It's true, in like thousands of years (if humans haven't died out by then) there will be no males, only females. No Link, I saw it on discovery channel.

That is, quite honestly, the stupidist thing I have ever heard in my short life. Compared to that, Scientology seems to make alot of sense.

[CryogenChaos]

At 2/11/07 12:16 AM, Shawtey wrote:
well you're a fucking women... gtfo the internet

IIIIIII WON'T DENYYYYYYY THAAAAAAATTTTTTT. :D

Also, woman. Singular, not plural. Okay pumpkin?

[QJD]

So Woman has been rendered Obsolete because man can do things for himself.

I get the vague feeling your sexist

[Ninja-Cow]

At 2/10/07 11:12 PM, Shawtey wrote: we should kill the 3 billion laziest/stupidest/worthless people

That pretty much includes everyone who goes to Newgrounds...

[SadisticMonkey]

At 2/11/07 12:10 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: Oh ho ho ho, i get it now. The very manly legos are falling into place.

This is a product of a combination of past relationship troubles and being alone on Valentines Day, isn't it?

Iiiiii get it.

I lol'd some.