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At 2/11/07 12:16 AM, Shawtey wrote:
well you're a fucking women... gtfo the internet

IIIIIII WON'T DENYYYYYYY THAAAAAAATTTTTTT. :D

Also, woman. Singular, not plural. Okay pumpkin?

So Woman has been rendered Obsolete because man can do things for himself.

I get the vague feeling your sexist

At 2/10/07 11:12 PM, Shawtey wrote: we should kill the 3 billion laziest/stupidest/worthless people

That pretty much includes everyone who goes to Newgrounds...

At 2/11/07 12:10 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: Oh ho ho ho, i get it now. The very manly legos are falling into place.

This is a product of a combination of past relationship troubles and being alone on Valentines Day, isn't it?

Iiiiii get it.

I lol'd some.

At 2/11/07 02:27 AM, Shawtey wrote:

well with my idea we wouldn't need women for child bearing because we can use their eggs for cloning... as for sex they are always there in pods waiting for us ... also this would solve many issues as i pointed out above

Dude, if you have the woman's eggs, you still need a woman to act as a surrogate mother and give birth to the clone. Clones don't just grow in labs like in the movies. You still need a female of the same species to harbor the embryo as it grows.

Also, if there were no women, all males would smell bad, and there would be no such thing as nice cars, nice clothes, or anything like that because all these things revolve around appeasing females in order to get vagina.

Also, if women were just locked in pods for sexual pleasure, it would take away the thrill of 'the hunt' of courting and subsequently boinking females. Sex is more enjoyable when you earn it from weeks of tedious, two-faced, "I love you, really I do, I'm not just trying to get in your pants" - type shenanigans.

Here come the feminists ... oh wait! It's Newgrounds :]

At 2/11/07 02:27 AM, Shawtey wrote: well with my idea we wouldn't need women for child bearing because we can use their eggs for cloning... as for sex they are always there in pods waiting for us ... also this would solve many issues as i pointed out above

Pods. You want to keep all women in pods. Either you're the most subtly sarcastic person on this planet, or you've overloaded on science fiction to the point of psychosis.

Out of curiosity, what has embittered you so much against women?

At 2/10/07 11:22 PM, InvisibleEnemy wrote: Masurbation isn't that great.

compared to sex it is. its like beating off and getting no pleasure but have tits thrown in
to accuractly recreate sex

just tightly squeeze your dick and proceed to masturbate
no satisfaction eh?

its a big let down for something so built up

At 2/10/07 11:02 PM, 3tard wrote: Isnt it more satisfying when a woman does all of those things?

That's why they are around, So us men can be lazy bastards. The point concludes, The topic stops.

no you have it all wrong... the Man needs the woman to do things for him when he is "busy" (watching tv)

At 2/11/07 03:05 AM, Shawtey wrote:

At 2/11/07 02:59 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

Also, if women were just locked in pods for sexual pleasure, it would take away the thrill of 'the hunt' of courting and subsequently boinking females. Sex is more enjoyable when you earn it from weeks of tedious, two-faced, "I love you, really I do, I'm not just trying to get in your pants" - type shenanigans.

no its not more enjoyable that way... its best when your with someone you love... but you've never known that cause you're a queer and you like it up the ass

Thats funny that you say that, because you are the one suggesting that women should be locked away in pods so that man can rule the world.

And I have a girlfriend, with whom I put in alot of effort in order to get pussy. If she just gave it away the first day I met her, or if even now I didn't have to work for it, it wouldn't be as thrilling and entertaining.

Its better to enjoy the fruits of your own labor than to have it given to you with no strings attached.

... also idk but one night stands wouldn't be as much fun as going to pod #18467 and fucking somebody then leaving

You've obviously never had sex, let alone seen a vagina in your life. Just fucking an inanimate, mindless, subservient female wouldn't be much more amusing than masturbating at all. There is no magic involving the vagina itself. Sex is more satisfying than masturbation only because it is a mutual process.

I think your whole chauvinist, sexist charade here is just proof that you're just angry with the fact that females find you undesirable.

...Therefore you're allowing your disgusting, vivid imagination to go wild and fantasize about a Utopia where even ugly, stupid, under-achieving ghouls like yourself could get laid because of the access enslaved "women locked in pods".

At 2/10/07 11:01 PM, ArmedNazi wrote: I hope you get raped.

*Gasp*

At 2/11/07 03:37 AM, Shawtey wrote: dude ive had sex before ...

No you havent.

plus my logic > yours

No it isnt.

lol
Solution? be gay!

im guessing you feel the rainbow. if you know what i mean.

it would be a weird world with just men. talk about the biggest sausage fest ever.

Women = Needed
Men = Dying out in a few millenia ( spelling please? )

no but we do not need more people anyways... people are pointless sacks of carbon and water... i think we should kill 3 billion people... it would make this planet alot better... we should kill the 3 billion laziest/stupidest/worthless people

/wrists? What are you emo?

At 2/11/07 04:45 AM, War-of-SICKNESS wrote: /wrists? What are you emo?

Nah, he's just completely, utterly alone.

At 2/10/07 11:00 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: So In most times The way of the World Man needs Woman to Cook, Clean, Sew, Sexually Service, and any other thing that man needs done that he himself can not do.

I have proved woman as an obsolete being now, because:
1. If man can cook. Man Does not need Woman to cook for him
2. If man can clean. Man does not need Woman to clean for him
3. If man can sew. Man does not need Woman to Sew for him
4. Man can sexually Service himself.

So Woman has been rendered Obsolete because man can do things for himself.

Nothing beats the feeling of a pair of warm, loving hands giving you a massage. Or the feeling of soft, warm bobs pressed into your back from a loving hug. Or the feeling of a real vagina. Or even the smiling face of a naked lady as she looks up at you with love & warmth in her eyes. Or the feeling of cuddling with something so warm and soft.

Obsolete?....... Hardly!

Women can work... They're not getting paid as much as men on average, but still...