The power to shrink is the worst super power ever and yet the made a super heros that does that(The atom).
Wat do you think?
Worst Superpower Ever.
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The ability to shrink.
Especially if you lack the ability to grow back to your normal size.
I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND THERE'S NO REMORSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK CUZ I FUCKED A CORPSE
He's gonna shrink and screw up your anus after reading this thread.
Doesn't sound so stupid now, does it?
If people could shrink, some crazy new sexual techniques would come out. I guarentee it.
I'M AN ATHEIST LOL.
Shrinking wouldnt be that bad imo. Sneak in under doors, evade gunfire, peek up womens skirts.
You name it.
no youd be able to stay hidden and notbe found
the ability to be gay i mean what use would that have
i signed up in 2004 you preteen cunts, get off my lawn
The "ability" to be deaf.
Fuck daredevil. Fuck him hard.
I used to be relevant.
Shooting fireworks out of your palms.
lol Jubilee.
At 10/15/06 06:16 PM, PirateMale24 wrote: The "ability" to be deaf.
Fuck daredevil. Fuck him hard.
yeah, the movie sucked D:<
The ability to bleed blood that stays blue would be pretty sweet.
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At 10/15/06 06:16 PM, PirateMale24 wrote: The "ability" to be deaf.
Fuck daredevil. Fuck him hard.
He's not deaf.
He's blind.
whats weird is that i thought you meant a country when i read the title of this topic lol i need a break from politics!
At 10/15/06 06:16 PM, TransmuteTheDwarf wrote: Shooting fireworks out of your palms.
lol Jubilee.
Haha yeah, Jubilee fucking sucks.
At 10/15/06 06:16 PM, PirateMale24 wrote: The "ability" to be deaf.
Fuck daredevil. Fuck him hard.
Fuck him gently.
At 10/15/06 06:18 PM, Ladylor wrote: whats weird is that i thought you meant a country when i read the title of this topic lol i need a break from politics!
Hah, me too.
I'd say shrinking sucks. You would just suffer an early death. Oh, and you would probably be able to look up under women's skirts whithout this ability. You just need charm and the gift of speech.
At 10/15/06 06:19 PM, TVsStephenColbert wrote: Fuck him gently.
Ya dont always hafta fuck 'er hard...
The ablility to set cards on fire and throw them at people.
Or that one bitch that shoots fireworks
gambit and jublee sux0rz
REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat
At 10/15/06 06:18 PM, Ladylor wrote: whats weird is that i thought you meant a country when i read the title of this topic lol i need a break from politics!
i thought the exact same thing
and as for worst superpower i'd have to go with
being normal
Yo the soviet union was faggoty as all hell.
This is a joke I know you people mean superpowers as in superheros. And if you didnt know it was a joke as soon as I said it or are currently not reading this you are retarded.
The ability to shrink...It has it's advantages. such as, fitting into most overhead compartments, climbing into power outlets, and running a marathon to get to the fridge.
Sigs are overrated.
At 10/15/06 06:21 PM, MadCow wrote: The ablility to set cards on fire and throw them at people.
Or that one bitch that shoots fireworks
gambit and jublee sux0rz
Hey, Gambit was awesome. He could charge objects with kinetic energy, which would make them explode. Why he never used it to actually make his enemies explode, I'll never know. :[
But Jubilee does suck, I'll give you that.
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The ability to shoot turds out of my ass like a gun, unless unlimited ammo is involved.
At 10/15/06 06:28 PM, supyohos123 wrote: The ability to shoot turds out of my ass like a gun, unless unlimited ammo is involved.
Thats an awesome superpower.
At 10/15/06 06:20 PM, Shadow-XII wrote:At 10/15/06 06:19 PM, TVsStephenColbert wrote: Fuck him gently.Ya dont always hafta fuck 'er hard...
Sometimes, that's not right, to do...
"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"
The power to do math in your head. "Stop1 Or I'll be forced to recite the proof of blah blah blah."
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At 10/15/06 06:26 PM, Tannerite wrote:Icanshootfierwerks.
Who ignites them?
