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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 06:32 PM Reply

At 10/15/06 06:18 PM, weaponofchoice wrote: talking to fish

aka aqua man!!

I'd consider the ability to sic a shark on someone a pretty good deal.


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 06:33 PM Reply

The power to control other people's sexual urge. That would be neat :o

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 06:36 PM Reply

The ability to taste better than others.

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 06:39 PM Reply

At 10/15/06 06:16 PM, PsychoMonkeyParade wrote: the ability to be gay i mean what use would that have

you could infiltrate a base of gays by carrying out sexual favors without disgust!

though there is not much else :P

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 06:41 PM Reply

At 10/15/06 06:32 PM, stafffighter wrote:
At 10/15/06 06:18 PM, weaponofchoice wrote: talking to fish

aka aqua man!!
I'd consider the ability to sic a shark on someone a pretty good deal.

But the ability to sic a shark on someone would be useless if they were miles away from the ocean

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 06:42 PM Reply

The ability to grow a lot of acne when ever you want would suck. Especially if you couldn't get them to go away afterwards.

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 06:46 PM Reply

Aquaman. Super strength, breathing underwater and swiming as fast as a jet flies, at that point commanding blue whales is just a perk.

Gambit. Turning literally anything into an explosive, how can you not see the use in that?

Stretching (elongated man, mr. fantastic, plastic man). Mobility is extremly useful as is being able to take a shot and no absorb any of the impact. Plus being able to punch someone from a distance they would need a gun, lots of good.

Atom. He can infiltrate places others cannot. He can get into machines and sabotauge them. Plus, as his crazy ex-wife proved he could get into your brain, increase his mass just a little and fucking kill you.


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 06:55 PM Reply

I also found an other sucky hero the "Green Arrow". He shoots arrows thats it. So insted of a gun he uses arrows.

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 06:57 PM Reply

At 10/15/06 06:55 PM, MetaRooster wrote: I also found an other sucky hero the "Green Arrow". He shoots arrows thats it. So insted of a gun he uses arrows.

Yeah and he can fire arrows well and fast enough to win against people with guns. I'd say that's far from sucky.


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 07:51 PM Reply

At 10/15/06 06:18 PM, Cereal-Palsy wrote:
At 10/15/06 06:16 PM, TransmuteTheDwarf wrote: Shooting fireworks out of your palms.

lol Jubilee.
Haha yeah, Jubilee fucking sucks.

I'd like to fuck Jubilee....

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 07:52 PM Reply

Being Aquaman


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 15th, 2006 @ 07:53 PM Reply

The worst ability is to grow super long finger nails.


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:17 AM Reply

At 10/15/06 06:16 PM, PirateMale24 wrote:
Fuck daredevil. Fuck him hard.

I bet you would.

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:22 AM Reply

At 10/15/06 06:15 PM, blanblan wrote: He's gonna shrink and screw up your anus after reading this thread.

Doesn't sound so stupid now, does it?

LOL he's gonna shrink and then crawl into someone's anus and the revert to full size!!!!


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:25 AM Reply

At 10/15/06 06:46 PM, stafffighter wrote:
Stretching (elongated man, mr. fantastic, plastic man). Mobility is extremly useful as is being able to take a shot and no absorb any of the impact. Plus being able to punch someone from a distance they would need a gun, lots of good.

Not to mention augment ANY part of you body, bigger fists bigger foot..etc


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:28 AM Reply

Shooting spaghetti from your fingertips.


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:29 AM Reply

The United States of America is the worst superpower...ever.

I'm sorry, I misunderstood the assignment.

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:30 AM Reply

The power of heart from Captain Plantet, but that kid got a monkey too, so that equals to a power.


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:33 AM Reply

At 10/15/06 07:53 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: The worst ability is to grow super long finger nails.

Aww, I was gonna say that one. But instead I'll just say the "Spiderman" set of powers, because I hate him.

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:35 AM Reply

Projectile Vomit Power... the power to regurgitate anything in your stomach at a high velocity, while in the process grossing out every body in the vicinity.


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:44 AM Reply

At 10/16/06 03:30 AM, Crashman wrote: The power of heart from Captain Plantet, but that kid got a monkey too, so that equals to a power.

Ah come on, you don't get it. Heart can't be beaten. As long as there's Heart, there's life. Heart > EVERYTHING! GO HEART!

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 03:59 AM Reply

At 10/16/06 03:35 AM, blamurai wrote: Projectile Vomit Power... the power to regurgitate anything in your stomach at a high velocity, while in the process grossing out every body in the vicinity.

Lol you would be hungry alot

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 04:02 AM Reply

I'm Captain Apathy. I have all the powers of Superman, but no desire to use them.

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 04:10 AM Reply

The power to tie your shoes really fast. It doesn't work on other people though, because it's tricky from a different perspective, but if you ever need to put on your shoes in 3 seconds flat, you're golden.


Think you're pretty clever...

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 04:12 AM Reply

The super power of getting old everyone has that
And we use it all the time
^o^ i am a super hero :D

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 04:17 AM Reply

At 10/15/06 06:16 PM, PirateMale24 wrote: The "ability" to be deaf.

Fuck daredevil. Fuck him hard.

errr is it just me or is daredevil blind ... not deaf . o.O


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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 04:23 AM Reply

I'd say the most underappreciated power is the power to control urine. It doesn't sound like much at first, but the ability to make someone piss their pants at will is priceless.

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 04:55 AM Reply

The power to breath through your feet. What practical applications would that have? I mean yeah you could stay under water as long as your feet were above, but then you could be what, the world best synchronized swimmer. Fucking woo.

Also, FYI Gambit is a poor man's Zolf J. Kimblee.

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 05:03 AM Reply

At 10/16/06 04:23 AM, Redbob86 wrote: I'd say the most underappreciated power is the power to control urine. It doesn't sound like much at first, but the ability to make someone piss their pants at will is priceless.

oh hell yeah but see... you don't need super powers for that all you have to do is Nail em really hard wit ha strike to the kidneys or in front by the bladder, just above their wiener.

lol I haven't said wiener in forever

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Response to Worst Superpower Ever. Oct. 16th, 2006 @ 05:10 AM Reply

the power to be naked or the power to melt.


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