My uber-cool rap!

[cosmicrandom]

Try and beat this!

Yo
You suck
You can’t even buy a truck
Umm…
Cuz you’re so poor
Im not even sure
You stupid fuck
Get some shades for yor eyes
You’ll cry
From the shades
Youre gai
Fuk u too
Im going 2 raip you
You havenot gotten a clue
You fuking jew
Brand new
Uh…
Poop
Gimme a scoop……
……..of your poop
You joop
Coop
Poop
Joop
Scoop
……..loop
Dick loop
Gimme a five
Put it in my ass
Or maybe my dick
I’m middle class
Your dick’s a twig not a stik
Shickkkitty shiggkitty shwa fouer fiev
By the end of this rap you wont be aliev
You live on 8 mile you wigger
So go die
I kan kill you wihith mai fart you whore
And It will send you flyign into the dollar store
Cuz ur so poor
Ur so poor you couldn’t even type this on your computere
Cuz you don’t hav a computer…..cuz you don’t got cash
I’ll give you a rash
On your ass
Cuz I hate rap
It’s crap
You cant spell crap without rap bitch
Your sack iz gonna itch you fucking bitch
So u got pwned’
You fucking noob
I squeezed yor boob
I hoep your filld with frite
Cas ill make you screame like your momma did lazt niet
My dick wuz too big for hers
Too big for her fatass words
You cant come up wit anything bitch
So I’m gonna make your pubes itch
Asnd your anus is gunna bleed
Your rap sucks as much as creed
Im filled with greed
For your momma
I stoel your karma
So go back to your little trailer house you little kunt
Your erection makes your tiny dick suck in cuz it’s Blunt!!11 ntutujtfjhggalgakhafdk

TAHTS MY RAP BITCH

[Erkie]

Brilliant!

[JesusSaves]

WinTang...I think this REALLY deserves a good GTFO. Please???

[WinTang]

But Steve... didn't you notice that some words rhyme?

[R00ts]

The man has a point.

[Khuskan]

Poetic genius.

I wrote a rap once, It's called Haiku.

This is short, yo
based on japanese rhyme
Spank my bitch up.

[TjA]

your "rap" is better than mine...

[JesusSaves]

At 4/23/06 08:06 PM, WinTang wrote: But Steve... didn't you notice that some words rhyme?

You make me sad. :-( Pwetty pwease?

[amibent]

CHECK IT!

This post is ghey
You are too
I must use the loo

[WinTang]

At 4/24/06 02:16 PM, Khuskan wrote: Poetic genius.

I wrote a rap once, It's called Haiku.

This is short, yo
based on japanese rhyme
Spank my bitch up.

If I'm not horribly incorrect, haiku is 5-7-5, not 4-6-4...

(I can't believe it
I know who I am at last -
I am a haiku!)

And Steve, you are way better at GTFO's than I am!

[cosmicrandom]

My rap is to good for a dick.

[JesusSaves]

At 4/23/06 07:31 PM, -2x4-Yusof wrote: Try and beat this!
...
TAHTS MY RAP BITCH

Hi! How are ya?

[cosmicrandom]

At 4/24/06 05:05 PM, -Steve- wrote: Hi! How are ya?

I'm fine thank you.

[JesusSaves]

ORLY? Well in that case...

[cosmicrandom]

At 4/24/06 05:35 PM, -Steve- wrote: ORLY? Well in that case...

RAP BATTLE!

Yo
You Stupid muthafucka
ill rip your dick off
and fuck your motha
you gonna caugh?
ill burn your socks off cause i spit hot sauce
my cum is like acid
but you cant cum cause you're flaccid
my jizz will burn you like a dragon would
you know you should go fuck a woman with aids
im the ace of spades
you're gay
go suck a dick with shades
put your head in the toilet
get sucked down with IT
hell touch your penis
you'd better clean this
it's a mess
you're too fucking stupid to play chess
so ill fart in your face while you get chased
so then your tiny flaccid dick will be erased!

[JesusSaves]

Dude, seriously..SHUT THE FUCK UP! This thread has long lived out it's moments of temporary entertainment. I've linked it to the Audio Cleanup thread, so just sit back and wait for it to get locked. I am no longer a part of this, and shame on me for ever being part of it.

[Denvish]

1) Please stop being spammy fuckers