Mmmmm - Pseudo-Quackdom-Metaphysics.... Delicious!
The hotdog thing is flawed in that it's an nth complexity contradiction matrix.
The ladder thing is flawed as it seems to be using unrelated quantifying measurements to relate a theory.
Then we have the suicidal psychosomatic cells - heh... I'll cover those in a moment
But I understand the point of illustration. Obviously, you have to use the language and it's limitations to try to create an effective analogy for mass consumption so I empathize with your philisophical uphill battle.
1. Hotdogs, choices and filling the void:
In this system, we have no free will - If by making a "mustard" choice you simply phase-shift into the corresponding state of existence i.e. plane or dimension to experience the results of your "choice" then that means that to maintain a continuum for the rest of us, your place needs to be filled by another "you" who ostensibly made a "ketchup" choice that would lead allow him to fill that gap. Which one of you exercised free will and which was forced into an open slot? That system is a cosmic game of musical chairs where someone's going to get the proverbial shitty end of the stick... See what I mean? But don't fret! just think, in an alternate state, one of you is insanely famous and pretty much owns the world right now... and simultaneously, a thousand years ago as well - which brings us to -
2. Mathematically getting nowhere - fast ... and slow:
The rungs on a ladder though, is really like saying that I'm 6 meters and 2 ounces happy today. Yesterday I was 13 stones worried but this morning I woke up* and found that I was less so...
Here's a puzzle for you, take any number - 23, 42, 5 - now suppose that represents the distance between you and the kitchen - specifically, to your hotdog - here we go...
In order to traverse the distance required, you must pass through every point in between - including the half-way point (those few enlightened souls now know where I'm headed with this) - your 42 meters away , half-way there you are 21 meters away (now you have to go from that point) half-way again and you're 10.5 meters - ad nauseum... But since you can continue to cut something in half - forever - then you can never actually reach your destination.
*important note - I never actually woke up because in order to do so I would have had to sleep half the night, then half of the half, then half of that half.......so we can see that mathematically, I'm full of shit. Well.. not full exactly - because to be full, I'd have to be half-way full and half of that, and half of that...
And finally - our self destruction through belief in age:
All cells age - plant cells age and they have yet to give any indication that they beleive that they will. Why do kids break their legs immediately after jumping off of rooftops to fly away like superman? Why has any experiment ever failed? Shouldn't our faith have produced the results that we were looking for?
Either way - it may seem like I'm ripping holes in everything that you've said but I'm not trying to be mean or to "pwn" you or anything - I just can't help it - it's part of my job - Hail Eris!
And always remember this:
In matters of the mind and matter of the heart
you may be a bean - but I'm a fart
:D