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how do you grow a mustache?

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Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-25 15:59:10


you are only 13...... srry but u may have to wait just in the mean time look out and STAY AWAY from girls with moustaches

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-25 18:24:46


Got pubes?

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-26 16:04:55


At 2/25/06 03:32 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: The secret is shown in Spongebob Squarepants, it is achieved by strength of facial muscles.

Try REALLY hard.

I turned purple :'(.

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-26 16:07:10


At 12/17/05 11:01 PM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: Kill yourself, that's the best way to grow a mustache.

It's true, that's how my brother got his real quick!


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Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-26 16:08:52


At 2/25/06 06:24 PM, Dookin wrote: Got pubes?

Lots.

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-26 16:13:37


I have a mushtache :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Lolz it's funny and i also have fluff coming off my chin... Im tempted to cut it off, what do you guys think?


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Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-26 16:29:19


At 12/17/05 11:02 PM, Prellz wrote: Use your face muscles to apply pressure to your face til hair comes out. If you turn red that means its working!

Lol! that cracked me up! Thank you good sir, you made my day :D

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-26 16:34:45


OMG NOOB wait 2 yeawrs!)

No, seriously. Just wait. It'll come. Besides, what are you going to do that's not illegal with girls at 13? Shaving takes it away, just so you know. Good...luck? I guess.


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Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-26 16:38:11


At 12/17/05 11:07 PM, carrotcrow13 wrote: well wait but fair warning only gay people really have mustaches or weird people...and it makes you look dirty in the bad way.

Like those people at Gamestop.

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-26 16:59:11


At 12/17/05 11:00 PM, furball1 wrote: im 13

so um how?

Well, I am only 14 and have a mustache(I shave it off though) and a goatee.
I guess it is hereditary

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-02-26 17:05:21


OMG NOOB wait 2 yeawrs!


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Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-04-09 00:23:36


Gay people get theirs from strangling snakes.

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-04-09 00:26:49


At 12/17/05 10:59 PM, furball1 wrote: i want a mustache really badly and all the girls at my school like people with mustaches

No you don't. I thought the same thing a few years ago now I shave every morning and get tired of the shit.

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-04-09 00:30:12


having a moustache dosnt make you cool, look at michael jackson he hasnt hit puberty yet and hes about 45 :P

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-04-09 00:31:17


At 12/17/05 11:01 PM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: Kill yourself, that's the best way to grow a mustache.

Unfortunately it's true, there's no other method proven to work as well.

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2006-04-09 00:35:20


lol and ive had a mustashe since i was 11 and i have a fulll bread when i was 13. It sometimes depends were your from and want ages did your parents hit puberety.

Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2009-02-23 02:19:45


REVIVE MUSTACHE THREAD!

Insert finger into anus(yours or a friend's) apply finger to upper lip. Re-apply for thicker, fuller 'stache.

It's all there in my feature length vid, "Mr. Asshat Does Betty".


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Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2009-02-23 02:22:51


Hahaha, I'm laughing my ass off, where did you here that girls like mustaches?!?!


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Response to how do you grow a mustache? 2009-02-23 02:24:36


Why is advice being given to a deleted user in a post from 05? I hope they ban the guys bringing back these threads.


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