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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-09 16:53:25 Reply

  • DJMH - Haii
    DJMH - Haii by DJMissHeart

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Just a picture, no animation with music.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-13 19:03:47 Reply

Sir, reporting in sir! Requesting access to join the Elite Guard! Sir, while I may not be as high-level as the rest, I would make a good recruit!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-13 20:36:45 Reply

At 8/13/16 07:03 PM, TheQualityFoot wrote: Sir, reporting in sir! Requesting access to join the Elite Guard! Sir, while I may not be as high-level as the rest, I would make a good recruit!

It's great that you want to join the EGB, but you need to have at least a silver whistle and be of Private rank in terms of B/P points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-14 04:35:37 Reply

Spam :

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The content is just links to probably malicious sites. Here's a translation of those links :

Paid Advertisement:
- Best deals banks! ..
- Only the best, high quality, useful and needed ..
- Up to 10,000 rubles each hour! Without investments. ..
- So is it possible to earn on Forex? Or bye..
- Earnings Bitcoin, the output instantly! ..
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Same as my previous report :


lazy post is lazy

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Isn't this mainly from Monster's Inc?

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Edit: Yep. From 00:35 and with a few special effects added.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-14 08:47:21 Reply

At 8/14/16 05:11 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Same as my previous report :

lazy post is lazy
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/679505

Taken those off, thanks for the report.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-14 09:03:33 Reply

At 8/14/16 08:47 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/14/16 05:11 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Same as my previous report :

lazy post is lazy
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/679505
Taken those off, thanks for the report.

Well I could have done that hours ago but I figured they were 2 easy Blam points, so I left them. I suggest you re-publish them so we still can get them. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be so quick on the trigger there dude.

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At 8/14/16 09:03 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 8/14/16 08:47 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/14/16 05:11 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Same as my previous report :

lazy post is lazy
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/679505
Taken those off, thanks for the report.
Well I could have done that hours ago but I figured they were 2 easy Blam points, so I left them. I suggest you re-publish them so we still can get them. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be so quick on the trigger there dude.

Taking into account that both of these submissions had links to actually malicious websites, I thought taking them off was the better option. You know, protecting the userbase from getting scammed or getting their computers infected. But yeah, those so, so important blam points surely should have been a priority. Like totally.

I sincerely hope your'e joking here because your insistence on keeping rule breaking, malicous content up to gain more blam points is legitimately unsettling. I 100% disagree with your suggestion of re-publishign them to gain blam points. Give me a break, really.


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At 8/14/16 12:20 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/14/16 09:03 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Well I could have done that hours ago
I sincerely hope your'e joking

I like blam points, but yeah, sometimes, you just gotta pull the trigger.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-15 04:56:54 Reply

Is this kind of thing allowed on NG ?

This account is impersonating Jeff Weise (the one involved on a school shooting on USA) :
http://jeffweise.newgrounds.com/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-15 15:21:18 Reply

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Pretty sure this is just 6 seconds of edited footage from cartoons


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-15 23:54:21 Reply

BLAM THIS PIECE OF SHIT! But seriously could you please Blam this, this guy shouldn't even be allowed to have an account. All his submissions are shit, this one isn't different, it's horribly animated (if you can call this animation) and just loud noise, probably even seizure inducing with all the flashing. Hell the guy's name is thespammer.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/679601


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-16 00:03:02 Reply

At 8/15/16 11:54 PM, BIG-G wrote: BLAM THIS PIECE OF SHIT!

This is NOT a blam club. Please do not make posts like this. Period. Users are routinely perma-banned from the BBS for making posts and threads like this. The Elite Guard Barracks must refrain from this type of posting to maintain our integrity. Posts like this are not appreciated.

Blam this, this guy shouldn't even be allowed to have an account.

That's your opinion, which you're entitled to. However, everyone's allowed here.

All his submissions are shit, this one isn't different, it's horribly animated (if you can call this animation) and just loud noise, probably even seizure inducing with all the flashing.

Yes, they are. Vote acc0rdingly.

Hell the guy's name is thespammer.

Yes.

...maybe I'll take another run thru his account and review his submissions... hmmmm... *heads to the mod forums*
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-16 00:16:23 Reply

At 8/16/16 12:03 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 8/15/16 11:54 PM, BIG-G wrote: BLAM THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
This is NOT a blam club. Please do not make posts like this. Period. Users are routinely perma-banned from the BBS for making posts and threads like this. The Elite Guard Barracks must refrain from this type of posting to maintain our integrity. Posts like this are not appreciated.

I said that "BLAM THIS PIECE OF SHIT", jokingly, hence the "But seriously", right afterwards. Sorry if you can't read correctly.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-16 00:19:35 Reply

Someone should start a BLAM club...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-16 14:13:41 Reply

At 8/16/16 12:19 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Someone should start a BLAM club...

I dare you to try just to see what happens.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-16 14:24:04 Reply

At 8/16/16 02:13 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 8/16/16 12:19 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Someone should start a BLAM club...
I dare you to try just to see what happens.

I thought this was the blam club?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-16 14:30:18 Reply

At 8/16/16 02:24 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
I thought this was the blam club?

No wonder a Dane would think that...lol jk

No, the EGB is for reporting rule breaking submissions. We take care of all of the bad stuff that gets submitted here. Submissions that are stolen, malicious, shovelware, etc. get reported here and a mod takes care of it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-17 07:38:29 Reply

Are short, non-sequitur reviews considered abusive? Example: a review that just reads "Good" but with a 1/10 score.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-17 10:43:52 Reply

At 8/17/16 07:38 AM, Jackho wrote: Are short, non-sequitur reviews considered abusive? Example: a review that just reads "Good" but with a 1/10 score.

No, those you should mark as useless.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-17 23:38:12 Reply

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Shovelware.


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Contains highly graphic content such as a picture of a real guy with his chest opened up.

Evidence (NSFW and violent)


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At 8/18/16 05:00 AM, LuckyLightTitan wrote: Evidence (NSFW and violent)

Nice. One of Dahmer's victims, I believe. I've had that Image (along with others) burn on to my retinas ever since I watched a documentry on him at around 15 years old. Kids will find the sickest stuff.

Anyway...
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Just gameplay footage.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-18 16:06:09 Reply

At 8/8/16 06:51 PM, CGA-999 wrote:
At 8/8/16 04:44 PM, Melokacool wrote:
At 1/5/15 05:28 PM, CGA-999 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/651362
Complete clone of Scary Maze Game
Aw man... Sry for this bullshit I created... Well I was just bored and wanna get some Rate u know ^^ But you need to visit lomando.com ^^ much better and cooler than the hole scary maze
Haha, that was almost 2 years ago

Oh shit... Well I am still a noob to make an animation... But I stopped it right now ^^

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-19 11:17:39 Reply

This is mainly just a song.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-20 00:28:43 Reply

At 8/19/16 11:17 AM, Decky wrote: This is mainly just a song.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/679809

It's not an animation that he made, either. It's an auto-created animation, similar to a visualizer you'd see in the Audio Portal or Windows Media Player or whatever. So yeah, fair game for removal. Someone else got to it while I was looking into it, and it's now gone. :3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-20 21:14:34 Reply

At 8/13/16 08:36 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 8/13/16 07:03 PM, TheQualityFoot wrote: Sir, reporting in sir! Requesting access to join the Elite Guard! Sir, while I may not be as high-level as the rest, I would make a good recruit!
It's great that you want to join the EGB, but you need to have at least a silver whistle and be of Private rank in terms of B/P points.

Teach me, sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-22 00:21:04 Reply

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/679919

I believe this would be spam.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-08-22 00:48:47 Reply

At 8/22/16 12:21 AM, BIG-G wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/679919

I believe this would be spam.

Holy hell, that was loud!


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