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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-02-28 10:39:02 (edited 2015-02-28 10:39:31)



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-02-28 11:53:29


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-02-28 15:37:56


I just get a 403 forbidden page for this game.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-02-28 15:46:48


At 2/28/15 03:37 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: I just get a 403 forbidden page for this game.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654073

Yep, me too.
Either a bad attempt to submit which sometimes happens or stolen. We shall see.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-02-28 16:54:19 (edited 2015-02-28 16:57:06)


At 2/28/15 11:53 AM, jonthomson wrote: Open them up and they list two completely different websites, so the guy uploading these almost certainly stole them both

Ah, not necessarily. Open both and tell me what the credits say. ;) Sugar Panic has music credited to Newgrounds. Deadtonators has their 'Elvengames' logo, same as their username.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-01 12:06:32


Music to a background.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-01 12:18:53


Music to a background. Again.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-01 18:19:06


I know I can speak for those of us who live in the Northeastern part of the US when I say:

I AM SO FRIGGIN' SICK OF WINTER!

For the past 60 days it's actually been warmer in Fairbanks, Alaska than it has been in the NY/CT region. I know - my cousin lives there and we've been keeping track of the temps. It's to the point where I watched "The Day After Tomorrow" on NETFLIX just to try to feel better. It didn't work.

*SIGH* Okay... sorry about the rant. Spring is only a few weeks away , and I can only hope that it comes in with a freakin' vengeance and melts all this crap into oblivion.

Now, continuing on to the business at hand...yes, it's that time of the month (no, not THAT time) for the....

Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2015:

Milestones::
byteslinger - 116K total B/P
Decky - 21K total B/P
DefTonesFan665 - 15K total B/P
Exedor - 35K saves
GameJunkie - 48K saves

Promotions::
DefTonesFan665 - Major
Congrats again - that's another one in a few months! Well done, Major! *Salutes*

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 130,266 | 0,013 | 00.46 | D | -089.08 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 116,174 | 0,456 | 16.29 | C | -024.38 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 71,723 | 0,433 | 15.46 | C | -032.76 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 49 | A
05) 56,836 | 0,264 | 09.43 | C | -030.89 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 6 | C
06) 53,746 | 0,567 | 20.25 | B | -025.69 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 56 | A
07) 52,134 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 36,644 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 35,443 | 0,298 | 10.64 | C | -037.53 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 2 | D
10) 31,428 | 0,016 | 00.57 | D | -030.43 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
11) 25,181 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
12) 21,033 | 0,282 | 10.07 | C | -033.02 | Decky Brig. General | 2 | D
13) 16,231 | 0,048 | 01.71 | D | -063.36 | BrokenDeck Major | 0 | F
14) 15,726 | 0,778 | 27.79 | B | -032.23 | DefTonesFan665 Major | 79 | A
15) 14,328 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Chrausner Captain | 0 | F
16) 10,412 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Archonic Sgt. Major | 0 | F
17) 10,063 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
18) 7,556 | 0,017 | 00.61 | D | +325.00 | ZJ Master Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 7,403 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 6,622 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 6,526 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 6,200 | 0,003 | 00.11 | D | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
24) 5,099 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Jackho Sergeant | 0 | F
25) 3,922 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 0 | F
26) 2,714 | 0,001 | 00.04 | D | -050.00 | ForNoReason Private | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers::
DefTonesFan665 - 778 (24.50% of total)
Exedor - 567 (17.85% of total)
byteslinger - 456 (14.36% of total)
GameJunkie - 433 (13.63% of total)
Asandir - 298 (9.38% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 79.72% of B/P points (2,532 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (25)
Asandir (23)
DefTonesFan665 (15)
GameJunkie (12) * 1 Year *
Exedor (4)

Total gain for month: 3,176 (13 Active Members)

That's 113.43 per day, or 8.73 per day per active member.

I thank you all for your efforts and dedication to keeping the portal a better place for all of us. Keep up the great work!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-01 21:41:11


At 3/1/15 06:19 PM, byteslinger wrote: Rank related stuff!

I need to get back to work, clearly.


[Report Rule-Breaking Portal Submissions] - [Game & Movie Portal Moderator]

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-01 23:39:08


At 2/27/15 07:16 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Is this guy the real Dorkly or an imposter?

http://dorklytv.newgrounds.com/

We have an answer:

Hi Exedor --
No - this is not us! We would much appreciate if the user was banned and the videos removed. Thank you!
Andrew Bridgman | Electus Digital
EIC, Collegehumor / Dorkly
o 212. 524. 7176| c 219.789.0266
andrew.bridgman@dorkly.com

I'll remove the videos. @BrenTheMan, you wanna block/ban/delete this account?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 08:11:49


mb2games


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 08:12:36


At 3/2/15 08:11 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: mb2games
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654162

Gone.


Tuturu~ ♫

Without truth, there is no justice.

Asandir's interviews with Newgrounds forum users

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 10:00:11


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 14:09:17


At 2/25/15 01:46 PM, jonthomson wrote: games2jolly almost as bad as escapefan for shoveling junk

eighth submission in nine days. do fuck off.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 17:58:25 (edited 2015-03-02 17:58:34)


I don't know what the hell this is, but it's definitely not an animation.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 18:42:02


At 3/2/15 10:00 AM, gamejunkie wrote: You guys might want to get rid of this asap. It's running some script that jumps you forward to another site.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654167
and you end up here

http://www.wooglie.com/?InvalidURL=http://uploads.ungrounded.net/alternate/840000/840692_alternate_19153.unity3d fuckinghugeurl etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc.

@Asandir @Exedor @BrentheMan

resubmitted

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 22:08:45


At 3/2/15 06:42 PM, jonthomson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654183
resubmitted

I couldn't find where it was blammed, and looked back to the 24th. I think I remember seeing this, and I think it wouldn't work for me. It may be that it wasn't blammed, but rather, he pulled it to fix the problem. It is indeed working now. if I overlooked the blam, or didn't go far enough back, lemme know and yeah, I'll remove it. For now, I'm going to leave it until we find out otherwise.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 02:25:10


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 03:49:52


Hello, the creator of this crew still around?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 07:33:11 (edited 2015-03-03 07:34:48)


At 3/2/15 10:08 PM, Exedor wrote:
I couldn't find where it was blammed

try looking in the bit of the post i quoted...

also:

copyright 2006 apparently, not like it isn't hugely infringing

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 14:31:24


At 3/3/15 03:49 AM, YoYo17 wrote: Hello, the creator of this crew still around?

If you mean EGSC EagleRock, yes, he's still makes a showing once in a while. I'm ESCG byteslinger, currently the ranking officer here in the barracks. How can I be of assistance to you?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 15:43:45


At 3/3/15 02:31 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 3/3/15 03:49 AM, YoYo17 wrote: Hello, the creator of this crew still around?
If you mean EGSC EagleRock, yes, he's still makes a showing once in a while. I'm ESCG byteslinger, currently the ranking officer here in the barracks. How can I be of assistance to you?

he has been a member for a long time, wanted to see if he remembers the NG army at all.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 18:54:33


Black screen. Game states that it is a joke.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 20:32:34


At 3/3/15 02:31 PM, byteslinger wrote: If you mean EGSC EagleRock, yes, he's still makes a showing once in a while.

Too little of a showing, too far in between, for sure.

At 3/3/15 03:43 PM, YoYo17 wrote: he has been a member for a long time, wanted to see if he remembers the NG army at all.

Oh yes I do. I started visiting Newgrounds back in 2001, finally joined in 2003, but I only became active in the BBS in 2005. While the NG Army was around before I was active, I became aware of it thanks to people accusing me of ripping it off, even though I wasn't doing so. You can actually see that discussion right on the first page of this thread.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 21:16:11


TEN HUT! Commanding Officer On Deck!

At 3/3/15 08:32 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 3/3/15 02:31 PM, byteslinger wrote: If you mean EGSC EagleRock, yes, he's still makes a showing once in a while.
Too little of a showing, too far in between, for sure.

Well, it looks like Hell DID freeze over in the northeast! So glad to see you again, oh illustrious commander! The place just hasn't been the same since you've been on leave. Will you be sticking around for a while?

At 3/3/15 03:43 PM, YoYo17 wrote: he has been a member for a long time, wanted to see if he remembers the NG army at all.
Oh yes I do. I started visiting Newgrounds back in 2001, finally joined in 2003, but I only became active in the BBS in 2005. While the NG Army was around before I was active, I became aware of it thanks to people accusing me of ripping it off, even though I wasn't doing so. You can actually see that discussion right on the first page of this thread.

The EGB is a classier and more formalized version of the NG Army - and we have cookies!

So, what have you been up to these days? Anything fun? I figured you wound up going undercover to a mission overseas for the past year, and you didn't want to be traced or blow your cover by contacting your base camp. Very wise - but also risky.

And if you're going to be here a while, I'll move all of my servers and PCs out of your office and back into mine. You have more outlets, better air conditioning and a bigger fridge. Oh, and, yes, I'll move out the pool table....and put back up the wall that was between your office and Coop's...and take down all of the dayglo posters (mostly Rush, Led Zep and AC/DC)...and put back your old furniture...and get those uncertain stains off the floor...and put your name tag back on the door.

I was just borrowing it, really, that's all!

Welcome back, Commander!
*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 12:32:52


At 3/2/15 02:09 PM, jonthomson wrote:
At 2/25/15 01:46 PM, jonthomson wrote: games2jolly almost as bad as escapefan for shoveling junk
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654179
eighth submission in nine days. do fuck off.

tenth submission in 11 days. do fuck off.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 14:03:07


Not Flash.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 14:21:02


At 3/3/15 09:16 PM, byteslinger wrote: TEN HUT! Commanding Officer On Deck!

At ease.

Well, it looks like Hell DID freeze over in the northeast! So glad to see you again, oh illustrious commander! The place just hasn't been the same since you've been on leave. Will you be sticking around for a while?

Yes, hell DID freeze over. I'm a sick and tired of this snow. At this rate I'll settle for two days of above-freezing temperatures.

I would like to try, but life tends to keep me away. I can see protecting the Portal is not nearly as involved as it used to be.

One question about that, actually: are non-English entries still considered abusive? A while ago Wade ruled that since they cannot determine what the content was at the time, they can't be sure it's not rulebreaking, so it's automatically removed. But I've seen a couple of those under judgement right now.

The EGB is a classier and more formalized version of the NG Army - and we have cookies!

Damn skippy. I'd imagine we outclass them in sysadmins as well.

So, what have you been up to these days? Anything fun? I figured you wound up going undercover to a mission overseas for the past year, and you didn't want to be traced or blow your cover by contacting your base camp. Very wise - but also risky.

Lots of stuff. Getting married in the summer, if the snow ever melts. Scouting takes up a lot of my time nowadays, so free time is at a premium.

And if you're going to be here a while, I'll move all of my servers and PCs out of your office and back into mine. You have more outlets, better air conditioning and a bigger fridge. Oh, and, yes, I'll move out the pool table....and put back up the wall that was between your office and Coop's...and take down all of the dayglo posters (mostly Rush, Led Zep and AC/DC)...and put back your old furniture...and get those uncertain stains off the floor...and put your name tag back on the door.

So, first off Byte, how many times have I told you to stay out of my office? I swear to God, if a single bottle of scotch is touched, there's a Court Martial in this one! That wall had better be rebuilt by 2100 hours, not a minute late!

...leave that AC/DC poster, though.

I was just borrowing it, really, that's all!

Welcome back, Commander!
*Salutes*

*salutes* Thanks!

At 3/4/15 02:03 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654269
Not Flash.

Is this breaking a rule? I thought Newgrounds allowed movies nowadays in multiple formats, including non-swf and Unity files:

Game/Movie Guidelines

I also don't see anything against it here:

Rules

But then again, I've been around for a very long time. I still remember when we could blow the whistle on rulebreaking Flash. Let me know if I'm reading this one wrong.

...just don't sick Trogdor on me. Thanks!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 17:59:43


I just get a 403 forbidden screen.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 22:42:06


At 3/4/15 02:21 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 3/3/15 09:16 PM, byteslinger wrote: TEN HUT! Commanding Officer On Deck!
At ease.

Well, it looks like Hell DID freeze over in the northeast! So glad to see you again, oh illustrious commander! The place just hasn't been the same since you've been on leave. Will you be sticking around for a while?
Yes, hell DID freeze over. I'm a sick and tired of this snow. At this rate I'll settle for two days of above-freezing temperatures.

Key West is looking better by the hour...

So, what have you been up to these days? Anything fun? I figured you wound up going undercover to a mission overseas for the past year, and you didn't want to be traced or blow your cover by contacting your base camp. Very wise - but also risky.
Lots of stuff. Getting married in the summer, if the snow ever melts. Scouting takes up a lot of my time nowadays, so free time is at a premium.

Married! Well, congrats, mon capitan! Anybody we know? Or are you going to try to hide...,er protect her from us (okay, ME!) Maybe a pic? Oh, do tell! Does she like scouting as well? Is she another geek? Will she spend countless hours with you upgrading your 'nix box and then zoning out with Counterstrike or MineCraft? Will she love you as much as I abuse you? Will you know (and appreciate) the difference?

And if you're going to be here a while, I'll move all of my servers and PCs out of your office and back into mine. You have more outlets, better air conditioning and a bigger fridge. Oh, and, yes, I'll move out the pool table....and put back up the wall that was between your office and Coop's...and take down all of the dayglo posters (mostly Rush, Led Zep and AC/DC)...and put back your old furniture...and get those uncertain stains off the floor...and put your name tag back on the door.
So, first off Byte, how many times have I told you to stay out of my office? I swear to God, if a single bottle of scotch is touched, there's a Court Martial in this one! That wall had better be rebuilt by 2100 hours, not a minute late!

I didn't touch your stash - that would be rude. Well, to be more precise, I didn't drink any of it. I did put it all in the secured storage room (it was in my way), but it's all back now.. The wall is back up - but I suck at spackling so I put up a nice wood paneling. The rug is (mostly) clean, your name tag is back up - but it may take a few more days relocating this hardware. But, hey, some of them do run RHEL 6 and I have a debian test server - trying to expand my horizons and all. I will share them with you, if that will make you feel better.

And I left the AC/DC posters (and the black lights) up, as you requested. Boy, those black lights show EVERYTHING *cough*

...leave that AC/DC poster, though.

I was just borrowing it, really, that's all!

Welcome back, Commander!
*Salutes*
*salutes* Thanks!

Good to have you back, Sir!
Permission to wander off and create my standard level of chaos and mayhem, sir?
*salutes*


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