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Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks

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Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-21 18:06:42


Today I was haning outside my local tattoo parlor when this woman(about 20) came out got in her car and was about to drive away, she stopped reversed all the way back to me and asked if I could come. I went and she said to me:
"Jesus has told me that you need to be saved, he asked me to give you this"
she gave me five-bucks and drove off. So my question is, how the hell can someone out of the blue detect someone isn't a christian? Do they have some kind of god-given software embeded into their brain? Like if they look at someone and a image like this pops up:

Name: Jon Levy
Age: 14
Religion: Wiccan
Comments: Holy crap!!!! Tell thy soul to repent to Jesus our Lord and savior!!

It's just fucking freaky....So now I thought about it, there actually may be a christian god.

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-21 18:10:21


those $5 bucks were for last night


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-21 18:11:03


At 11/21/05 06:06 PM, PinkFloyd_ wrote:
It's just fucking freaky....So now I thought about it, there actually may be a christian god.

nah, ur over reacting. there isnt, trust me

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-21 18:12:27


How about we don't?


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-21 18:12:42


At 11/21/05 06:11 PM, day-dreaming wrote:
At 11/21/05 06:06 PM, PinkFloyd_ wrote:
It's just fucking freaky....So now I thought about it, there actually may be a christian god.
nah, ur over reacting. there isnt, trust me

I know, I just find it fucking awkward that someone actually could tell I am not a christian...If so, i'm gunna start hanging around churches more often. Free money, well actually my job is not repenting.

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-21 18:13:37


WOW i get like $600.00 dollars every two weeks. Check my personal profile to see ma job ;)
hint: ALDULT MOVIES

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-21 18:14:10


At 11/21/05 06:12 PM, aquafire1 wrote: How about we don't?

O sorry I misread the topic. I thought it said somebody give me 5bucks. Well anyways that story is very odd.


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-21 18:15:12


At 11/21/05 06:14 PM, aquafire1 wrote:
At 11/21/05 06:12 PM, aquafire1 wrote: How about we don't?
O sorry I misread the topic. I thought it said somebody give me 5bucks. Well anyways that story is very odd.

Meh, it's alright dude. I think it's odd too.

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 00:33:43


Wow I wish I had gotton 5$ from a random 20 year old lady :(


brains.

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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 00:38:26


maybe you looked like a jackass so she made up a story just to give you a $5 cause she felt bad


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 00:51:08


I want $5.

Did she come back and offer you candy to get in her car?


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 00:52:02


Buy a joint!

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 01:05:44


Last time someone I didnt know gave me 5 bucks for no reason was....... never

lucky fool!


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 01:06:03


Well...I would rather earn that 5 dollars than getting them from others. Earning money makes me feel good.

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 01:07:13


Were majical.


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 01:07:56


At 11/21/05 06:11 PM, day-dreaming wrote:
At 11/21/05 06:06 PM, PinkFloyd_ wrote:
It's just fucking freaky....So now I thought about it, there actually may be a christian god.
nah, ur over reacting. there isnt, trust me

i second that,buhdha all teh way.(im shinto)


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 01:50:59


At 11/21/05 06:06 PM, PinkFloyd_ wrote: It's just fucking freaky....So now I thought about it, there actually may be a christian god.

ok, well first of all, there Is a God.

second, that story dosn't convince me. seems to me the lady was a bit crazy. but whatever get's you beliving is good I guess...


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 01:52:38


they were prolly a stalker and giving you compensation for her sick pleasures.

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 03:46:58


Maybe she does that with everyone and if you follow her around with a series of increasingly insane costumes you can get rich quick.

$$$$$$$$$$$$

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 03:57:53


naaa shes probably one of those crazy christian peaple your hanging out at a tattoo place its clear to see your not a christian but hey if your going to get saved go for it man dont let posts like theses stop ya im a christian but i dont let my realigion run my life the same thing happend to my bro hanging out at a bar lady walks up to him gives him 20 bucks and says god told me to do it and he wants your soul he was like thanks for the 20 bucks but i think id rather grab a beer lol lady got mad and left lol moral of the story dont go by what peaple say do what you want to do.


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 06:05:13


she probebly just got out of a fucking mental facility

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 06:10:02


christian people dont hang outside tattoo parlours..


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 06:10:25


dude, that is sweet, i myself am a christian but i wouldnt go up to a random person and give them 5 bucks, god damn, but i do give 5 cents to the McDonalds when i go there =P


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Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 06:13:37


Wiccan? sounds like a trobpical bird.

well....free money!

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 06:37:19


watd you spend the 5 bucks on???

Response to Woah! Someone gave me 5bucks 2005-11-22 10:09:56


Its Called "Brainwashing"