Bah humbuggery..... Its been a shitty week for me on the internet, but it couldnt have went better irl.
I went to the Scotland v America football match on saturday afternoon. I went to the pub with my old man before the game, and talked to a few fans from arpound the country. Think i had about 5 pints before the match. When we went into the stadium, i met my friend there, and we sat and bullshitted while watching the game. Fucking, america won a penalty in the first half. Then scotland equalised in the second half.
After the game, we went to the pub again, and i bumped into another friend of mine. I sat with him and his friends and got really fucking drunk, took some coke, started arguing with a celebrity football comentator and his body guard and then got kicked out the pub. Then i got chatted up by some older chick, blonde hair big bewbs... i was in love for about 30 minutes :D I think ive got her number somewhere, but i cant find it :/
So after that, im walking arou nd this street with my kilt on and drunk as fuck....and then i bump into this gang of youths. Now gang culture is rife in Scotland, and if you put a drink in them, they get even more dangerous. So i was worried a bit. But it turned out, they just wanted a smoke and aa light, and i got talking away to them. Then i had no way of getting home, no taxi's where coming, too late for a bus......i was in limbo. Then we noticed the coach driver who had been standing there for ages across the street. We asked him for a lift, and we all put a couple of quid into a hat for him. I got dropped off near home and walked the rest. Finding my dad fucking steaming drunk on the living room couch when i got home.
Then i slept...and woke up to find shit on the web....... but everyone concerned has had enough of that BULLSHIT anyway.