So............ Anybody heard any good songs lately? I have, and heere they are.

Red Flag by Billy Talent
Four Words to Chole Upon by Bullet For My Valentine
You're Better of Dead by Children of Bodom

Anyone played any good video games? Me, wanna see? Of course you do.

Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
Burnout Revenge

And on a lighter note I think i'm finally not sick. Hurrah.

At 10/2/05 06:47 PM, -Bonez wrote: And on a lighter note I think i'm finally not sick. Hurrah.

On on a darker note. I am. *cough* Somebody else respond before I start talking to myself.

Oh god I just quoted my own post -_- *hangs smiley in shame*

At 10/2/05 06:24 PM, -Bonez wrote: Smile! You got Puppies.

^_^

Aww, how cute.

At 10/2/05 06:47 PM, -Bonez wrote: So............ Anybody heard any good songs lately? I have, and heere they are.

I don't follow the latest music much. The last time I did was around when Gorillaz made their Feel Good song.

Anyone played any good video games? Me, wanna see? Of course you do.

Burnout, I havn't played any of those game, but I heard the third one's the best. However, I might want to get 1 and 2 before getting 3.

And on a lighter note I think i'm finally not sick. Hurrah.

But....I've got a fucking cold!

At 10/2/05 06:47 PM, -Bonez wrote: Anyone played any good video games?

Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy in US).

It's unbelieavably sexy, not including the various sex scenese and stripteases.

At 10/3/05 11:15 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy in US).
It's unbelieavably sexy, not including the various sex scenese and stripteases.

Some of my friends play that. They say it's fun. Maybe i'll give it a look sometime. Is it like CS where your a counter terrorist trying to stop the baddies?

At 10/3/05 03:28 PM, -Bonez wrote: Some of my friends play that. They say it's fun. Maybe i'll give it a look sometime. Is it like CS where your a counter terrorist trying to stop the baddies?

Not at all whatsover.

It's more of an interactive movie than a game. You play as two detectives, the murderer, and the murderer's (priest) brother.

The main character has been posessed by something and has killed a random man. You must cover your path, get out of there, find out who did it, stop the cops arresting you, etc. But not by bullet time dodging n shit. You have to cover your path. An example, the morning after, you wake up in your flat. You do some stuff, then a cop calls at your door. You have no idea why. You quickly have to put your bloody clothes in the wash, bandage up your wounded arms (while posessed, you carved ritualistic marks into your arms), cover your bloodied sheets with your duvet. Then you must persuade the cop that everythings ok, and everything. It's an amazing game.

GET IT.

Oh, and in the European version, it's uncensored, and there's a sex scene where you have to push the mouse in time with your thrusts.

LoL, sounds like a delightful romp. I shall give it a onceover. The european version that is.

At 10/3/05 06:00 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Oh, and in the European version, it's uncensored, and there's a sex scene where you have to push the mouse in time with your thrusts.

and they say america has a moral decay problem...europe is decisitized to sex, and we're just the same but with violence

At 10/3/05 09:37 PM, MALforPresident wrote: and they say america has a moral decay problem...europe is decisitized to sex, and we're just the same but with violence

But sex is so much better than violence. All good things come from sex, especially sex. People go to Europe for the "Wild European Sex" as the guys in Eurotrip put it. People don't go to America for the violence.

At 10/3/05 09:45 PM, Wylo wrote: But sex is so much better than violence. All good things come from sex, especially sex. People go to Europe for the "Wild European Sex" as the guys in Eurotrip put it. People don't go to America for the violence.

"let the crazy european sex oddyse begin!"

then they went over the sand and found a nude beach filled with pasty old wrinkly men.

european mobsters come to america for the violence.

Did somebody say sex odyssey? I love this place!

At 10/3/05 11:50 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Did somebody say sex odyssey? I love this place!

Velcome to club VanderSexXXXXXXx!!!!!

*whips out pulsating dildo gun*

At 10/4/05 12:52 AM, Zen_Gaijin wrote: Velcome to club VanderSexXXXXXXx!!!!!

*whips out pulsating dildo gun*

....and suddenly I love it not so much.

At 10/3/05 10:58 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: But....I've got a fucking cold!

Funny, that cold went as soon as I got home, but when I got back into school, I had a bit of a cold. XD

And all this porn/sex talk, LOL. *avoids replying to one of those posts*

At 10/4/05 11:22 AM, BareNakedMike wrote: But if what if I want violent sex?

Then you don't say the safety word.

There's way too much sex on TV.

It's getting in the way of the violence.

yes

At 10/4/05 07:56 PM, SadicSchoolgirl wrote: There's way too much sex on TV.

It's getting in the way of the violence.

yes

yeah, what happened to just senseless violence.

sex is starting to cut into my gory video games

in blood ryne, the main character lady is a fucking hot girl and her boobs jiggle like crazy!!!

At 10/4/05 09:48 PM, MALforPresident wrote: yeah, what happened to just senseless violence.

sex is starting to cut into my gory video games

in blood ryne, the main character lady is a fucking hot girl and her boobs jiggle like crazy!!!

Take the path to GTA. Its the perfect combination of mindless violence and sex.

At 10/4/05 09:54 PM, Wylo wrote: Take the path to GTA. Its the perfect combination of mindless violence and sex.

i only have GTA3. all i get is a bouncing car for sex.

but the violence is quite amazing. yay!

At 10/4/05 10:00 PM, MALforPresident wrote: i only have GTA3. all i get is a bouncing car for sex.

Aww... In GTA: San Andreas, you get to date girls and go in their houses. But, sadly, you can only hear moaning, no visuals.

At 10/4/05 10:11 PM, Wylo wrote: Aww... In GTA: San Andreas, you get to date girls and go in their houses. But, sadly, you can only hear moaning, no visuals.

how sad. apparently there's an easter egg in there for some visuals.

in tony hawk: underground (the first one) there's a strip club in one of the cities. though the girls aren't really naked or anything

At 10/4/05 10:15 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: theres this one game, Smackdown Vs Raw, all the story mode is based on is fighting over a girl to be your manager, everytime you get one your character either has sex with one in the shower, a "massage" in the locker room, or a lap dance in the middle of the ring.

I hope that people don't play the game for that.

At 10/4/05 10:19 PM, MALforPresident wrote: how sad. apparently there's an easter egg in there for some visuals.

in tony hawk: underground (the first one) there's a strip club in one of the cities. though the girls aren't really naked or anything

Hmmm, I gotta check that out....

Oh yea I forgot to mention that there are strip clubs in GTA: Vice City and San Andreas, where you get up close and personal with skimpy bikinis. ;)

At 10/4/05 10:19 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

how sad. apparently there's an easter egg in there for some visuals.

Ha, they showed it on Attack of the Show. So yes, the visuals are so pixelized and bad that it is ok for television viewing. All I saw was the guy in his jeans moving back and forth into some lady lying on a table. I was all like : O I can see her polygons. So I changed the channel and prayed to Jesus to forgive me. So you better stick with the moaning. At least it leaves something to the imagination.

in tony hawk: underground (the first one) there's a strip club in one of the cities. though the girls aren't really naked or anything

Can't be any worse than the GTA strip clubs where no actual stripping EVER takes place. It's just some lady with tassles on dancing until half your money's gone. Wow, wow I say. Never have I seen a more devious crime. I could have baught clothes from Binco with that money. I could have baught a bowboy hat and been the Hodown Gangsta but NO, I had to get a lapdance from Sandpaper Sally instead.

So when playing GTA, like the guy with the accent says " save your money" </end rant on GTA>

At 10/4/05 10:52 PM, Quisty wrote: We have free porn in Canada. Friday night is sex night on TV. You get porn movies on CityTv and the rest of the week ShowCase shows other stuff. It's crazy how free spirited we Canadians are :P

Ahhh just watch Showcase anytime anyday and you can have some free porn. I was flipping channels at 2 PM and saw porn on showcase. I was so angry that I just sat there shaking my first.

ROFFLE

At 10/4/05 10:52 PM, Quisty wrote: We have free porn in Canada. Friday night is sex night on TV. You get porn movies on CityTv and the rest of the week ShowCase shows other stuff. It's crazy how free spirited we Canadians are :P

ever since your supreme court ruled that censership was against freedom of speach...lucky fuckers.

At 10/4/05 10:57 PM, -Bonez wrote:

ROFFLE

GREAT signature, squidy. My chair almost tipped.

At 10/4/05 11:17 PM, Quisty wrote: Your just jealous :P Hehe, well, because of the things on Canadian TV I learned so much, lol.

Lovely SexTV on CityTV on the weekends.

At 10/4/05 11:17 PM, Quisty wrote: Your just jealous :P Hehe, well, because of the things on Canadian TV I learned so much, lol.

what do i care, i'm 18, i can just go steal money from my sister and buy porn..or a prostitute

At 10/4/05 11:17 PM, Quisty wrote: Your just jealous :P Hehe, well, because of the things on Canadian TV I learned so much, lol.

Anytime you want to practice that...just lemme know :p

At 10/5/05 01:24 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

Anytime you want to practice that...just lemme know :p

I want to practice.