some punk jokes:
how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
none. they like to sit alone in the dark and cry
How many Ska people does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. one, trying to change the bulb, but drops it, and the other one to scream "PICK IT UP PICK IT UP"
How many commie punx does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. one to change it and 2 to discuss if its punk to change lightbulbs
how many Hc kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
only one, but it takes one shitload of lightbulbs
How do you get a crust punk out of your bathtub?
you turn on the water
and some not punk jokes:
what has two legs and bleeds?
A half giraffe
Knock knock...
whos there?
Boo
Boo who?
aw start crying...