okay this is gross
"ok, i don't think avril smokes because she doesn't even wear deorderant anymore because she heard it can give you breast cancer. i saw it in a qote she made in one of her articles. if she's so worried about getting breast cancer, why would she smoke?"
this is from someone that posts on alavigne.com.my friend was lookin for song parodies,came across the site and we read the posts. god I HATE HER~!!!!! from hells-bells.net How to be Avril
Step one: Be a cheerleader in highschool.
Step two: Start singing country, but switch to pop music when mtv decides they want to start a "like totally punk rawk" look.
Step three: Go buy a boys wife beater shirt.
Step four: Steal one of your dads ties, and money and go buy some pink converse because they are just so cute.
Step five: Wear bracelets up to your elbows for that whole restricted look.
Step six: Call yourself punk until you realize that seventy percent of the teenage group wants to ring your neck, then take it back.
Step seven: Claim you dont wear makeup. Its ok, just say your ancestors were racoons.
Step eight: Create a website like alavigne.com
Step nine: Destroy punk.
Step ten: Get fans that come to my website and lower their IQ's to something below their shoe size.
ne ways wats ur guyz fav song(s)?mine are "god save the queen" + "seventeen" an the distillers "city of angels"