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how would you like to die?

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Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 17:11:17


i'd like to die during a massive orgy of the worlds hottest celebs.

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 17:12:21


i would like to die a nutural death in a bed of beutiful women. the bed would be made of money and we all would be watchin a football game on a flat screen tv.

it would be a pleasant death


The fab king.

Used to be Darkness.

|[Gym]|[Hiphop]|[Fab Lounge]

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Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 17:13:56


After being pushed off a giant cliff.

sure, the results will be really painful right before you bleed to death, but at least your last few moments on earth will be FUN FUN FUN!!!

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 17:15:55


I would want to get a disease that would eventually kill me but wont keep me so sick that i cant even leave the hospital bed. Then i would do everything i ever wanted to do. Then when the disease has taken its toll on me to the point that im to sick to do anything, id have somone throw me out of a plane wit no parachute. Painless and fun.

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 17:17:51


Getting my head blasted off with a shotgun, very dramatic that would be

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 17:19:39


lethal inject while I take a noviain pill to dull thew needle prick.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

eX(Wi/Ht? #45)

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Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 17:20:24


I WOULD NOT WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 17:30:31


Fighting my arch-nemesis, Seifer/Squall style. See, I'd die, 'cause I'm the baddie.

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 18:21:55


id love to ride a nuke on its way to its target

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 18:33:36


At 6/25/04 03:37 PM, -Oni- wrote: After haveing sex with 1,000 chicks.

at age 107.

wow...now that...is a luxury....unless it was 1,000 HOT chicks

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 18:34:37


i think drowning would be the worst death ever!

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 18:35:33


In my sleep.. I don't like any kind of pain. AT ALL!

Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 18:36:24


I would like to die of old age please.


I am not responsible for the content of the post above.

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Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 18:42:37


suicide!!!! i prefer to die by my own hands than someone eles killing me!!! i wouldn't be surpirsed if it was sometime soon....


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to how would you like to die? 2004-06-25 19:10:53


lethal injection no pain when im old so i had a life

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:24:58


I would like to jump into a screaming croud of horny bi-sexual women. We would then orgy for hours until I died of suffacation.

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:27:34


I would like to die from from old age, so I can live as long as I can...and do everything I thought of doing my whole life.


sockpuppetclock

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Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:30:39


slowly painfully and comedicly...kinda like how Mr.Dangerfield did.


"it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

lolz

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Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:31:04


If ever... :P Then on war after killing of at last 10 enemys lol

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:31:25


Eaten by a giant man eating plant and in its digestive system I would be completely surrounded in ice cream and the hottest women in the universe.

BEST... DEATH... EVER...

Although it probably wouldnt happen so I will choose painless death of old age in bed.

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:31:41


id like to die freefalling out of a plain with some music and one last drink.
Dont want to drown, nor get poisened(its not painless!), nor bleed to death in agony...ect...ect...ect


"Nope, those dont work together..."

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:49:18


i would prefer not to die ..........

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:51:43


Slowley and queitly for everyone to see unless its not queit then they can join

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:51:53


At 6/25/04 03:31 PM, -munchies wrote: okay, the subject today is on how would you prefer to die...and why. anyhoo! i wuiold like to die by getting shot by protectig a loved one...

So that loved one could go on living with the guilt of you demise? You're a sadist.

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 04:54:22


At 6/25/04 03:37 PM, -Oni- wrote: After haveing sex with 1,000 chicks.

at age 107.

How about whoring yourself to 1,000 fat chicks for $50?

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 05:12:29


Well I think i'd like to go something a little like this

how would you like to die?


Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 05:18:39


I'd like to die saving someone else.


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Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 05:23:30


At 6/25/04 04:16 PM, samurai_skillz wrote:
At 6/25/04 03:31 PM, rand0mAzn123 wrote: okay, the subject today is on how would you prefer to die...and why. anyhoo! i wuiold like to die by getting shot by protectig a loved one...
yeah same here too

i hear ya guys.

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 05:27:44


Hmm, I'll probably get hit by a bus or some crap.

Goddamnit...

I'd like to just snap, hijack a tank and blow up EVERYONE I possibly can before some brave soul takes me down.

w00t.

Response to how would you like to die? 2005-08-03 05:34:28


I just want to die peacefully.


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