I travel more than you now for work.
Let me say this right now. It kinda sucks. Because usually it's random dumb suburb of major city that's close enough to deal with the inconveniences of a city, but not close enough to actually enjoy shit. The plus side is that I get to eat a ridiculous amount of food at the company's expense. So there's that I guess.
So far:
Suburb southwest of Atlanta. Police sirens. Heavy traffic. No good restaurants. Dickheads who don't know how to drive. Stuck there for two weeks. Shit got boring real fast. Got laid. Wish I hadn't.
Dallas. Actually decent trip if you don't count the shit breakfast bar and the lack of shuttle to local training center prompting me to walk almost 10 minutes to the other hotel that does have one but is owned by the exact same fucking company. Great food and plenty of selection. Bars with tits hanging out that don't suck like hooters.
Chicago. Probably will suck. Suburb right next to airport, so you know that bitch is going to be loud. Supposed to have a decent bar and restaurant, but you never know with these places. At least there is a liquor store right next door.
Ryan is right next door, but he isn't my butt buddy anymore :( Hope I don't get shot and/or stabbed.
Why can't I go to some nice place like California or NY?