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/NG Roast ZJ

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/NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-03 21:22:13


ZJ is a real motherfucker

Roast this guy

/NG Roast ZJ


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-03 21:44:38


ey @ZJ u r an ghey huehue

Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-03 21:57:35


ZJ is a bro.


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-03 22:05:44


At 2/3/17 09:22 PM, Alias wrote: ZJ is a real motherfucker

Roast this guy

he looks like the type of guy who had his first BJ at a young age, he would probably remember that taste for the rest of his life as well


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-03 22:13:49


At 2/3/17 09:57 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: ZJ is a bro.

He wants to fuck you tbh

He told me


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-03 22:22:02


At 2/3/17 10:00 PM, EJR wrote:
At 2/3/17 09:57 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: ZJ is a bro.
tRUE

your signature lmao


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-03 22:50:59


He's gonna give everyone that posts in this thread ten year bans

fucker


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-03 23:10:19


Congrats @ZJ on being one of the only people left here to give a fuck about in 2017.


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-03 23:28:21


WHY


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-04 00:10:58


The motherfucker dropped three perfectly good slices pizza onto the fucking sidewalk in front of the gas station

@ZJ

he also owns a Donald Trump POP figurine lmao #roasted


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-04 01:52:35


At 2/3/17 11:28 PM, ZJ wrote: WHY

CAUSE FEK U THATS WHY

Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-04 02:02:27


At 2/3/17 11:45 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: The guy looks pretty homosexual if you ask me...

This looks like it could be a thumbnail for a porn video of cruising in public toilets.

Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-04 02:09:37


At 2/3/17 09:57 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: ZJ is a bro.

He has an absurd amount of photos saved of you...lmao


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-04 03:03:19


At 2/3/17 11:45 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: The guy looks pretty homosexual if you ask me...

Where can I get that shirt????!!!!

such a e s t h e t i c

Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-04 21:00:06


At 2/3/17 11:45 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: The guy looks pretty homosexual if you ask me...

The Saved by the Bell intro called, they want their shirt back

Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-04 21:21:55


At 2/3/17 11:28 PM, ZJ wrote: WHY

You're too nice for to roast

Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-04 23:23:47


At 2/4/17 09:21 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote:
At 2/3/17 11:28 PM, ZJ wrote: WHY
You're too nice for to roast

nice people are the best people to roast

he can handle

belee' dat


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-05 01:19:27


At 2/5/17 01:12 AM, INDINDIND wrote: happy 4k day

more like 4o1(k) ayyy amirite lmao


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-05 14:42:27 (edited 2017-02-05 14:42:46)


At 2/5/17 02:20 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: #MediocreRoastFest

Life is mediocrity and pain


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-05 17:01:57


At 2/5/17 03:09 PM, Zornuzkull wrote:
At 2/5/17 02:42 PM, Alias wrote:
At 2/5/17 02:20 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: #MediocreRoastFest
Life is mediocrity and pain
Don't be going all emo on me...

@ZJ cries after he has sex.


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-05 17:59:12


At 2/5/17 05:01 PM, Alias wrote:
@ZJ cries after he has sex.

That would imply that I've had sex.


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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-05 18:33:05


At 2/5/17 05:59 PM, ZJ wrote:
At 2/5/17 05:01 PM, Alias wrote:
@ZJ cries after he has sex.
That would imply that I've had sex.

He has, and owes me child support.


| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-05 19:00:59


At 2/5/17 06:33 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/5/17 05:59 PM, ZJ wrote:
At 2/5/17 05:01 PM, Alias wrote:
@ZJ cries after he has sex.
That would imply that I've had sex.
He has, and owes me child support.

You alwas did like men with white TGIF star hair.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to /NG Roast ZJ 2017-02-05 19:07:11


At 2/5/17 05:59 PM, ZJ wrote:
At 2/5/17 05:01 PM, Alias wrote:
@ZJ cries after he has sex.
That would imply that I've had sex.

That's right, anal doesn't count.

But I'm still glad you finally found a nice guy.