how 2 get pussy

[OneStep]

You can't get pussy if you're seeking answer from the NG forum website.

[OneStep]

At 1/17/17 10:47 AM, hyperrobotz16 wrote: y u do this

I did not give the answer you're expecting, but I just told you how to avoid never getting pussy.

[OneStep]

At 1/17/17 11:02 AM, sjwgenocide wrote: i wonder what happened to that guy on this forum who started off asking for relationship advice and slowly seemed to lose his mind and started saying "these fuckin western women don't know their place why won't they fuck me ;_;"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6NKHtLzks

[Haggard]

- Go to a pet shop
- Buy pussy
- ???
- PROFIT!

[MysteriousPresence]

If you're handsome --> easy
If not --> rape

Pliz dont ban mi

On a serious note, Sartre was ugly, and he got The Beauvoir : you just gotta be yourself.
You know what they say ? One eye on the intrinsic meaninglessness of life, one eye on the hoes.

[FoAngel]

Set a trap outside your window, Comprising mostly of shiny things. Easy pickings

For advanced users I say get puppies and kittens as part of your trap setup

[CiviLies]

At 1/17/17 11:02 AM, sjwgenocide wrote: i wonder what happened to that guy on this forum who started off asking for relationship advice and slowly seemed to lose his mind and started saying "these fuckin western women don't know their place why won't they fuck me ;_;"

The last thread I heard from him he said something about Western women being toxic or something and I don't think he was heard from on here again...probably settled for Eastern European hookers. I dunno.

Although I do have the threads he made chronicled in my signature, if ya care to go over them again.

[ACYL]

At 1/17/17 10:43 AM, OneStep wrote: You can't get pussy if you're seeking answer from the NG forum website.

However, you CAN get dix

[Neoslayre]

Bamboozled again

[raidenslicer]

At 1/17/17 10:43 AM, OneStep wrote: You can't get pussy if you're seeking answer from the NG forum website.

how 2 get pussy

find a stray cat, take it for yourself.

boom

[Kiwi]

pussy good pussy sweet pussy good enough to eat

[Kiwi]

At 1/17/17 05:22 PM, MysteriousPresence wrote: If you're handsome --> easy
If not --> rape

Pliz dont ban mi

Please ban him.

[War-Bear]

I like how everyone's reply is just a response to the title and ignored the snarky insult OP threw at everyone.

Bravo

[Fenny]

That face when you don't want pussy, only cawk

[positively-negative]

Go to an animal shelter and adopt a cat...