What makes you hard and/or moist?
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A good footjob makes my urethra moist.
At 5/3/16 10:42 PM, Chdonga wrote: A good footjob makes my urethra moist.
Don't you mean your toes?
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 5/3/16 10:49 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:At 5/3/16 10:42 PM, Chdonga wrote: A good footjob makes my urethra moist.Don't you mean your toes?
I prefer to receive than to give.
But we could take turns if you're DTF (Down To Footjob)
At 5/3/16 10:52 PM, Chdonga wrote:
I prefer to receive than to give.
But we could take turns if you're DTF (Down To Footjob)
hot
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
I love pulling trains. It gets me nice and soggy.
Me cogió la mierda de cuerpo muerto de su hija después de que le prendió fuego.
What makes one "hard"?
1) A good workout strengthens the muscles, thus making you a hard-bodied person. Plus you'll look more attractive/feel better about your physique after pumping some iron.
2) I typically get off to threesomes of 1 guy sharing 2 girls.
This is where I wrote something funny
Social conformity.
Also the sound of teeth scraping concrete.
Glowing Things with darker colors, like purple, blue....
At 5/3/16 10:27 PM, Xenomit wrote: Really long tongues
I agree. Look up Larkin Love. Porn star. Big boobs. Huge long tongue. She could probably deep throat you while tonguing your anus at the same time.
At 5/4/16 12:12 AM, MemeFiend3 wrote: Watersports
Solid.
At 5/4/16 07:00 PM, FinaLee wrote: Harden. Great for defense.
That's very Metapod of you.
At 5/4/16 11:40 AM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:At 5/3/16 10:27 PM, Xenomit wrote: Really long tonguesFor a second there, i thought this was one of @Template88's artworks.
It kind of looks similar to it.
its done using the same tool/program I use to draw.
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At 5/6/16 02:43 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: trains
I'll just leave this here...
https://youtu.be/87GsHvjes6E?t=1m33s
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Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
Oh boy.
Pic very related, stockings, nice thighs, All Stars/Chuck Taylors, public doms that turn subby while in private, 5̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶s̶ consenting adults, shortstacks, petite, big bums, small bums, flat-chest, Pam-And rack, asians, chubby, that wacky Full Nelson sex position, boipucci, Natalia Poklonskaya, Aigis, F-Bot, robot chicks, that cute punk girl from EEnE, feet, socks, surprisingly a good well adjusted personality, tomboys, reverse traps, buttstuff, blond cuties like IQ from Rainbow Six, Orc girls, cuckqueaning, weirdly enough blushing does something for me, freckles, redhair, white/bleached hair, in fact have every hair colour here, nice sense of humour.
First ones to come to mind.
Judge me, freaks.
At 5/6/16 02:43 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: trains
That's actually a thing.
At 5/6/16 09:46 PM, Slint wrote: Peace in the middle east.
Way to make me lose my boner, asshole.
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At 5/4/16 12:09 PM, StaticSkull wrote: Nene!
this is rlly old but same oh my godd
nenes boobs in my face (^._.^)
Floating in space
What is the new standard for the necro prefix? 5 years? 10 years? 22 years?
Froggo is always watching.
I'm going to shit your pants
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At 6/14/21 07:08 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: What is the new standard for the necro prefix? 5 years? 10 years? 22 years?
I will allow it as they were calling DrunkGecko out for having the hots for a newgrounds character.
