I really need a friend

[Peregrinus-Ferrum]

It's official I have no friends.
I'm hoping I can make a meaningful friendship here, or get help on how to make friends.
I'm probably gonna get a lot of shit here cause of my position but I'm just looking for someone to talk to,
So hey if you wanna be my friend or something let's talk.

[WahyaRanger2]

At 9/10/15 10:50 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Nobody here has any friends

True.

Last time I saw my real friends was like June.

[TheGamechanger]

At 9/10/15 10:50 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Nobody here has any friends

http://www.newgrounds.com/social/friends

As for friends that you meet in person, not much.

[FoAngel]

lezbefrends

[TheGamechanger]

At 9/10/15 10:55 PM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 9/10/15 10:53 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/10/15 10:50 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Nobody here has any friends

http://www.newgrounds.com/social/friends

As for friends that you meet in person, not much.

next time I have some downtime I'll make 30 alts to friend me like you did so I can feel less lonely

Say again? Look at some of the VIPs on my friends list (this is just the ones who have medals)
http://thegamechanger.newgrounds.com/news/post/936004

[SmartyPants]

Friendships are false. There is no connection, no sense of companionship. Don't become a victim of these lies. Fight the power, man.

[MykeiXWolfe]

Jill and Dick are your best bet here op.

[poopmcfarts]

At 9/10/15 10:50 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Nobody here has any friends

Truer words have never been said.

[Peregrinus-Ferrum]

At 9/10/15 11:26 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: i'll be glad to assist in any way i can, sephy.

so, anything particular you wish to talk about?

Not really anything is good.

[Zombified]

I don't really have any real life friends anymore either now that I think about it. More aquaintences than anything else.

[positively-negative]

Friendship is for people who can't afford a stripper.

[TailsPrower]

If you like mlp, I think we can work something out.

If not, gtfo lelelelel.

[ArcadeDominator]

Most people here with stick with stereotype jokes, because they say things like "nobody here has friends" but I'm pretty sure they have a social life. They think they're funny by doing stuff like that here. Me and my best friend just hanged out yesterday, I'm saying that because I don't want to stick with dumb stereotypes.

[ArcadeDominator]

At 9/10/15 11:00 PM, SmartyPants wrote: Friendships are false. There is no connection, no sense of companionship. Don't become a victim of these lies. Fight the power, man.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
/sarcasm

[Radaketor]

At 9/11/15 04:37 AM, ArcadeDominator wrote: Most people here with stick with stereotype jokes, because they say things like "nobody here has friends" but I'm pretty sure they have a social life. They think they're funny by doing stuff like that here. Me and my best friend just hanged out yesterday, I'm saying that because I don't want to stick with dumb stereotypes.

Intentionally going against the flow to act cool and mature doesn't make you any of those things, you're just as sad, lonely and pathetic as the rest of us.

[Goreguese]

ohh let's be sad together.
the last time i had friends was when i was still in college...which was 18 months ago.

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 9/10/15 10:53 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/social/friends

As for friends that you meet in person, not much.

dude the ng friends list doesnt even count

[ArcadeDominator]

At 9/11/15 06:30 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 9/11/15 04:37 AM, ArcadeDominator wrote: Most people here with stick with stereotype jokes, because they say things like "nobody here has friends" but I'm pretty sure they have a social life. They think they're funny by doing stuff like that here. Me and my best friend just hanged out yesterday, I'm saying that because I don't want to stick with dumb stereotypes.

Intentionally going against the flow to act cool and mature doesn't make you any of those things

I'm not trying to be cool I'm just being honest. I guess I really can't find a community that is open for unpopular opinions.

you're just as sad, lonely and pathetic as the rest of us.

I still have my family and friends, my love life isn't that important, since I'm only 13.

[TheGamechanger]

At 9/11/15 07:34 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 9/10/15 10:53 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/social/friends

As for friends that you meet in person, not much.

Dude the Newgrounds Friends List doesn't even count.

I know it doesn't count. I posted that to make OP feel better. However, if other Newgrounders make arrangements (such as via Private Message or the next Newgrounds Meet-Up) to meet up with other Newgrounders in person, then they might become true friends rather than just internet friends.

[Platanoz]

At 9/11/15 04:18 AM, positively-negative wrote: Friendship is for people who can't afford a stripper.

This had me rolling lol.

As far as "real friendship" goes, I don't think the internet is the best place to find it, dude-who-started-the-thread. But best of luck anyways :)

[stafffighter]

At 9/11/15 07:44 AM, SocialistClock wrote:

At 9/10/15 10:50 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Nobody here has any friends

Thats not true, me and @Stafffighter are bff's. My friends list says so

Absolutly. And it's not like it affects nothing and I just accept anyone who requests it.

[Peregrinus-Ferrum]

At 9/11/15 03:48 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Well, what are some interests of yours?

Video games and anime, writing as well.

[CiviLies]

At 9/11/15 08:27 AM, ArcadeDominator wrote:

At 9/11/15 06:30 AM, Radaketor wrote: Intentionally going against the flow to act cool and mature doesn't make you any of those things

I'm not trying to be cool I'm just being honest. I guess I really can't find a community that is open for unpopular opinions.

Maybe you just need the right thread...

[Peregrinus-Ferrum]

At 9/11/15 04:17 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 9/11/15 04:13 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: Video games and anime, writing as well.

What type of video games and anime do you like? I'm being the worst kind of person and playing Destiny right now because of that new patch rolling out, and I'm partial to overly cliche shonen like Bleach and One Piece. God I suck.

I usually play RPGs or strategy games.
My favourite games are Final Fantasy VII, Xenoblade Chronicles, and Starcraft.
Anime I like is Hellsing, Evangelion, and Afro Samurai.

[Kwing]

Fuck it. I don't have any friends right now but considering my situation I'd make a pretty shitty one. I barely have enough time for myself right now, let alone someone else. You're welcome to shoot me a PM though.

[ZE13]

At 9/10/15 10:49 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: It's official I have no friends.
I'm hoping I can make a meaningful friendship here, or get help on how to make friends.
I'm probably gonna get a lot of shit here cause of my position but I'm just looking for someone to talk to,
So hey if you wanna be my friend or something let's talk.

I'll be your friend..

[Peregrinus-Ferrum]

At 9/13/15 12:41 AM, mysticvortex13 wrote: so you wanted to talk to distract you from the misery rather than to get something off your chest..

i see...

Well the main reason im sad is that my only friend told me not to talk to her anymore.
Her boyfriend told her that.
A few weeks back my other friends told me to fuck off after I called my friends girlfriend out for calling me fat excessively.
All of my "friends" sided with her and no longer talk to me.

[StrapOnFetus]

I ask you all the time to play smash brothers with me.

[Peregrinus-Ferrum]

At 9/13/15 07:40 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: I ask you all the time to play smash brothers with me.

You've been catching me at bad times lately.
I can play some tomorrow night.
Also prepare for sore hands the fourth of December cause you and me are gonna kill some alien douchebags in Xenoblade Chronicles X.

[WahyaRanger2]

If you're outdated like me and play X360, I most commonly play;

GTA V (online)
Forza Horizon

I also have Forza 4, Halo 4, and Battlefield 4.

If you have 360 message me we'll play sometime.

I mostly race in GTA, and I try to race clean.