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Funny thing happened.

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Funny thing happened. 2015-05-23 14:50:21


We installed darts into our living room, because we often compete in our local pub, both me and my parents with the rest of the people in the village.

So yesterday we had a five player match, because my sisters visited us. Our livingroom is pretty small so each of us pretty much had to stand somewhere else so that we weren't too crowded.

We also have a problem with a rising presence of big spiders in the house and while I waited for my turn at the entrance to the room. I felt rubby tingling on my elbow. I was scared that a spider is climbing on me so I slammed my elbow down in terror. What happened later was my mother screaming, because I almost knocked her out. My resting hand was blocking the entrance but my mother thought that if she lowers herself a bit, she will be able to pass thru me and her hair brushed against my elbow, not a spider. Everyone was laughing and she was alright. I am glad that I didn't knock out my mother, it would leave me emotionaly scared for life.


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-23 14:53:01


Dem darn spiders I tell ya.

Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-23 15:08:09


But if it was a spider it could've bitten you and you could become Spider-Man.

Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-23 15:12:09


At 5/23/15 02:50 PM, Deshiel wrote: We-

Hi Deshiel


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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-23 15:12:25


Best. Story. Ever!

Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-23 16:46:50


Halfway through the story I started expecting it to end with you nailing a spider with a dart halfway across the room

This is bullshit


(>'-')>

Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-23 19:15:59


At 5/23/15 07:02 PM, Hoodie wrote:
At 5/23/15 03:12 PM, Gremlin wrote:
Hi Deshiel
DESHIEL

HOODIE


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-23 20:22:31


I remember Young Frankenstein.

Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 01:24:42


At 5/23/15 07:15 PM, Deshiel wrote:
At 5/23/15 07:02 PM, Hoodie wrote:
At 5/23/15 03:12 PM, Gremlin wrote:
Hi Deshiel
DESHIEL
HOODIE

GREMLIN


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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 04:14:25


TFW that thing that came out of your pussy years ago knocks you the fuck out.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 09:46:01


At 5/24/15 07:39 AM, dem0lecule wrote: How big was the spider? Was the spider okay?

That spider raised me.


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 15:54:43


At 5/24/15 03:48 PM, SocialistClock wrote: Grab her cock

You should totaly become my fan you know.


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 19:33:38


At 5/24/15 09:46 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 5/24/15 07:39 AM, dem0lecule wrote: How big was the spider? Was the spider okay?
That spider raised me.

Thats gotta be one big ass spider....


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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 19:51:39


At 5/24/15 07:46 PM, ZeroDown wrote:
At 5/24/15 07:43 PM, Lich wrote: Spider collab incoming
Uh, hold on.

10-4 all moderators please respond, we've got a spider collab report from @Lich.

if you start sucking some one off, then maybe some one will pay attention to you

Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 20:06:01


At 5/24/15 07:46 PM, ZeroDown wrote:
At 5/24/15 07:43 PM, Lich wrote: Spider collab incoming
Uh, hold on.

10-4 all moderators please respond, we've got a spider collab report from @Lich.

I'm waiting to see if the snakes get involved. At that point I'll know he's irredeemably evil and can do what needs to be done without hesitation or remorse.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 20:10:56


At 5/24/15 08:07 PM, ZeroDown wrote:
At 5/24/15 08:06 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm waiting to see if the snakes get involved. At that point I'll know he's irredeemably evil and can do what needs to be done without hesitation or remorse.
Oh my

Spiders cull insect populations and prevent the spread of pestilence. They can be reasoned with. Snakes are just fucking evil.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 20:13:46


Did it happen on the way to the forum?


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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 20:17:52


At 5/24/15 08:13 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Did it happen on the way to the forum?

No I was playing darts with my family! You should pay more attention to the OP my friend, you are missing all the goodies!!!!! + ! for later


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 20:21:05


At 5/24/15 08:17 PM, Deshiel wrote:
At 5/24/15 08:13 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Did it happen on the way to the forum?
No I was playing darts with my family! You should pay more attention to the OP my friend, you are missing all the goodies!!!!! + ! for later

He was referencing this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Funny_Thing_Happened_on_the_Way_to_the_Forum As much as I like musicals from that era I've never seen it.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 20:49:53


At 5/24/15 08:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: He was referencing this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Funny_Thing_Happened_on_the_Way_to_the_Forum As much as I like musicals from that era I've never seen it.

But, it's something for everyone!


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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 20:56:55


At 5/23/15 04:46 PM, Zhon wrote: Halfway through the story I started expecting it to end with you nailing a spider with a dart halfway across the room

This is bullshit

I thought that too. I also thought that he was going to "accidentally" stab his mother with one of the darts.

This is fucking bullshit I'm going home. dueces.

Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-24 21:05:31


At 5/24/15 08:49 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 5/24/15 08:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: He was referencing this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Funny_Thing_Happened_on_the_Way_to_the_Forum As much as I like musicals from that era I've never seen it.
But, it's something for everyone!

Songs, setting, slavery. It's got the three s's


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-25 01:58:28


Caveman invent darts. Ooga booga.


I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.

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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-26 20:52:34


At 5/23/15 04:46 PM, Zhon wrote: Halfway through the story I started expecting it to end with you nailing a spider with a dart halfway across the room

This is bullshit

That's exactly what I was thinking.


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Response to Funny thing happened. 2015-05-26 20:56:12


At 5/23/15 04:46 PM, Zhon wrote: Halfway through the story I started expecting it to end with you nailing a spider with a dart halfway across the room

This is bullshit

No, I mean yes. This is exactly what I wanted.

When will I get my childhood back Deshiel?

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