What a wonderful morning I WANT TO DIE
How do you feel when you wake up?
When waking up:
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I can't afford to sleep or else the fabric of reality may become ruined, I must spread love and destroy corruption constantly
At 3/30/15 10:00 PM, CiviLies wrote: Wake up
Swag
Sleep
That's what I do sometimes.
I have a boner when I wake up. The boner makes it pretty much impossible to go back to sleep.
I put off waking up for as long as I can. There's no such thing as a good morning. Almost 2 weeks ago I had one of my worst. I was awakened by FBI SWAT-impersonating clowns banging on my door, wearing full tactical gear, which included MP5 submachine guns and pistols as sidearms. After that ordeal I was inclined to never get up again, and now I wonder how I manage to get up and get through each day.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
At 3/30/15 10:35 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: FBI SWAT-impersonating clowns
Who does this?
At 3/30/15 10:38 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Who does this?
I have no fucking idea. In my entire life up to that point, I've never experienced anything even close to that. The uniforms they were wearing were definitely not authentic, and I've never seen anywhere near that amount of firepower in my apartment complex let alone outside my door. Those guys were looking for a Hispanic guy I've never even heard of and claimed that he was using my address...presumably they wanted to kill him?
Cop and FBI impersonation must be a lot more common than I thought.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
At 3/30/15 10:42 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Cop and FBI impersonation must be a lot more common than I thought.
How do you know it was an impersonation though?
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
At 3/30/15 10:43 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: How do you know it was an impersonation though?
I know what authentic FBI SWAT uniforms look like down to a tee. They also refused to provide identification when I asked for it (which no law enforcement agent can do). All they said was "we're from the feds." With all of these red flags there really is no substitute other than being intelligent and being alert.
I could've said to them, "I'm going to call 911 and have someone identify you" but I chose not to because that would have escalated the situation and would require an ESU response due to them having bulletproof vests and submachine guns.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
At 3/30/15 10:46 PM, satanbrain wrote: The same. I want you to die.
Considerate! ;D
At 3/30/15 10:48 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I know what authentic FBI SWAT uniforms look like down to a tee.
That's pretty messed up.
At 3/30/15 09:58 PM, Anatidaephobian wrote: What a wonderful morning I WANT TO DIE
Welcome to 9gag.
At 3/30/15 11:00 PM, 24901miles wrote: So you just told them you weren't going to open the door and they left?
Here's how it went down, basically. I opened my door and this was our exchange...
Squad leader: "Hello. Who is the leaseholder of this apartment?"
Me: "Me, why?"
Leader: "We're conducting an investigation right now into this guy and we want to know where he is."
Leader: *shows me a printout of a 2008 picture of a guy whose name is Gabriel Maldonado*
Me: "Never seen him--he has never lived here."
Leader: "Then why is he using your address?"
Me: "I've been here since 2004. He has no history of living here, ever. We don't even know each other and if he's using my address, I don't have the slightest clue as to why. What is he accused of?"
Leader: "Oh, that's okay. [Notice how he didn't answer my question.] Have you seen him around here anywhere?"
Me: "Nope. If he lived anywhere in here I'd know about it."
Leader: "Okay. We don't want to take up any more of your time. Thank you."
Me: "Who are you guys? Which agency are you from? Can I please see some ID?"
Another agent: "We're from the feds."
And they were in your floor, at your door? They could have busted down the hinges or shot through?
Yes, they were at my door. They were specifically honing in on my apartment and not knocking door to door. I didn't let them in. They easily could have forced their way in if I remained unresponsive. Generally, I don't let people in that knock on my door. Why did I choose to make an exception that time? Because one of my roommates had been missing for an abnormally long time and I thought he might have been desperately knocking because he lost his keys. It turned out later that he was perfectly okay and just on a little mini-vacation.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
For a while, I woke up every morning and wanted to die. Things didn't get better until around 4th period.
Nowadays I stop feeling the urge to kill myself half an hour after forcing myself out of bed.
You're all pretty fucking weak if you can't handle getting up in the morning, the worst thing i have to deal with is that i'm warm beneath the covers but as soon as i get up it gets cold as fuck.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
I usually fall asleep for another 30 minutes before I get out of bed.
I feel tired when I wake up...but I usually watch YouTube vids on my phone to help me wake up a bit...
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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