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Sports You Want In The Olympics?

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Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 01:13:37


What sports do you know of deserve to be in the Olympics? This is of course excluding the sports that are currently already in the Olympics.

My vote goes to Rock Climbing, Pro Wrestling, Surfing, Fishing, Hunting, Fencing, Bull Riding, and Whitewater Rafting.

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At 1/24/15 01:13 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What sports do you know of deserve to be in the Olympics? This is of course excluding the sports that are currently already in the Olympics.

My vote goes to Rock Climbing, Pro Wrestling, Surfing, Fishing, Hunting, Fencing, Bull Riding, and Whitewater Rafting.

Wrestling, Surfing, and Fencing are all already in the Olympics.

Fishing I don't really see that being in the Olympics, but it's a nice idea to start.

Bull Riding = No. However a combination of events from a Rodeo is a maybe.

Whitewater Rafting is a yes. Great potential in teamwork. It would be like a Summer version of Bobsledding.

Rock Climbing may be a bit too risky.

Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 01:29:38


At 1/24/15 01:22 AM, 24901miles wrote: American Football:
Played on a 25 mile long by 1 mile wide field
All performance enhancing drugs legal
Performance enhancing equipment legal if both teams agree to the same standard set
In the middle of an obstacle course made to resemble a busy city like Paris, NYC, or Tokyo
With no actual boundaries, just the two mile long end zones held 25 miles apart

That's not football. That's just going back to the olden Rome days of gladiators.

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Masturbation


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 03:21:35


Grifball

IRL, not in a video game. Just replace the energy swords with nerf bats, the gravity hammers with nerf warhammers, and the bomb with a foam ball. When one team scores it sets off fireworks.

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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 03:23:59


I'd love to see American Football, Naked women's volleyball & baseball.


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 04:39:00


All the original naked sports.


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 04:43:38


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 06:47:13


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 06:55:56


At 1/24/15 01:13 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What sports do you know of deserve to be in the Olympics? This is of course excluding the sports that are currently already in the Olympics.

My vote goes to Rock Climbing, Pro Wrestling, Surfing, Fishing, Hunting, Fencing, Bull Riding, and Whitewater Rafting.

Not that they aren't worthy as sports, but how exactly would fishing or hunting be done were they Olympic events? They require a lot of random chance, such as the presence of desirable game, and so on. If the animals were stocked it wouldn't reflect actual real-world hunting/fishing conditions, and if they weren't stocked the "winner" would basically be either whoever was luckiest or whoever got to go first.


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 08:51:37


At 1/24/15 01:16 AM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 1/24/15 01:13 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Pro Wrestling
Wrestling already in the Olympics.

I don't think he was talking about Greco-roman wrestling, i think he was talking about scripted wrestling.
And didn't the Olympic commission remove (or at least tried to) wrestling from the Olympics? I seem to remember Kurt Angle saying something about that and how he was against it.

At 1/24/15 01:47 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Masturbation

They better start preparing my gold medal if they ever implement that.


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 09:01:26


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 10:53:48


They should bring back wrestling as that homoerotic sport has been a part of the Olympic tradition dating back to ancient Greece.

Also, I want baseball back.

Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 11:22:11


At 1/24/15 01:13 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: My vote goes to Rock Climbing, Pro Wrestling, Surfing, Fishing, Hunting, Fencing, Bull Riding, and Whitewater Rafting.

Pro Wrestling isn't really a sport dude, although you would be surprised at how many people get injured in it.

I think there was bird shooting in 1896, which could go with fishing or hunting, but they cancelled it, because it killed too many animals. It's probably the same here.


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 18:06:02


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 18:08:28


At 1/24/15 01:13 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Pro Wrestling

There already is wrestling in the Olympics. Unless you're talking about that other kind of wrestling...

Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 19:14:52


They should bring back Tug-o-war.

Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-24 19:18:00


Make people care about equestrian events. Jousting.


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-25 19:44:01


Kendo

I'd even be happy seeing iaido displays and cutting arts (on tatame, not people obviously) and think they involve the sort of combination of precision and potential for ingenuity that would make for a wonderful olympic sport (and it would rejuvinate practical exploration of the form and function of the sword, rather than merely aesthetic, traditional, and hobbyist contribution to the craft).

At 1/24/15 03:21 AM, Eddmario wrote: Jousting
At 1/24/15 07:18 PM, stafffighter wrote: Make people care about equestrian events. Jousting.

I think this, along with horse archery, make wonderful additions to the martial art tradition of the Olympics. I have mixed feelings about them as sports because of their profoundly injurious nature, but then they have wrestling, bobsledding, diving, and several others that have probably equally high rates.


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At 1/24/15 01:47 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Masturbation

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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-25 23:56:10


At 1/24/15 07:14 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: They should bring back Tug-o-war.

I vote for this...


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At 1/25/15 11:54 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:
At 1/24/15 01:47 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Masturbation
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Announcer: "And the fourth place winner for the Masturbation Olympics is...MykeiXWolfe!"

Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-26 00:21:34


At 1/24/15 01:13 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What sports do you know of deserve to be in the Olympics?

Golf.

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At 1/26/15 12:21 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 1/24/15 01:13 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What sports do you know of deserve to be in the Olympics?
Golf.

Golf isn't a sport...
It's a hobby


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-26 03:10:19


At 1/26/15 01:25 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:
At 1/25/15 11:56 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 1/25/15 11:54 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:
At 1/24/15 01:47 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Masturbation
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Announcer: "And the fourth place winner for the Masturbation Olympics is...MykeiXWolfe!"
dis es vary upseting

In 3rd place is @NippleManOfMilk

Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-26 04:52:59


A martial art tournament.


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Response to Sports You Want In The Olympics? 2015-01-26 14:11:47


At 1/24/15 10:29 AM, Hoodie wrote: Water Polo

Already an olympic sport.

At 1/26/15 12:21 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 1/24/15 01:13 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What sports do you know of deserve to be in the Olympics?
Golf.

Golf has been introduced as an Olympic sport for Rio (and has been in the distant past as well).

I'd love to see American football, but there is no chance as it has to be played in more than one country...

Squash gets mentioned every four years, but never makes it, and snooker would be good as a virtually certain UK gold medal.


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