Newgrounds = Walmart
Ebaumsworld = 7/11

Your turn.

At 1/19/15 05:28 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Pornhub = Walmart

Nah, it's more like;

Pornhub = Dollar Tree.

At 1/19/15 05:33 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/19/15 05:31 PM, Psychopath wrote:

At 1/19/15 05:28 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Pornhub = Walmart

Nah, it's more like;

Pornhub = Dollar Tree.

Point taken, and Redtube = Apple

Youtube = Microsoft

This was a good idea.

At 1/19/15 05:37 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Eharmony = Best Buy

FlashGem = Borders Group

Because neither of them exist anymore.

At 1/19/15 05:27 PM, Psychopath wrote: Newgrounds = Walmart
Ebaumsworld = 7/11

Your turn.

More like

YouTube = Walmart
Newgrounds = THE BEST STORE EVER, SO GREAT THERE IS NO STORE TO COMPARE IT TO
Ebaumsworld = Guy selling shit out of the trunk of his car
Reddit = Target

Newgrounds = Bass Pro Shops

At 1/19/15 05:44 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: So what, spencer's? You sure are active on the forum 2day kami-sama!

Spencer's is probably the closest thing now that you mention it... As a kid I always enjoyed checking out Spencer's at the mall. Hot Topic came along and it was trying so hard to cater to me but never managed to pull it off.. .Spencer's was more unassuming, it was just trying to have a good time.

Ebay= any pawn shop
Youtube=walmart
Netflix=Blockbuster

Has anyone figure out what facebook and twttier are?

At 1/19/15 05:42 PM, TomFulp wrote:

At 1/19/15 05:27 PM, Psychopath wrote: Newgrounds = Walmart
Ebaumsworld = 7/11

Your turn.

More like

YouTube = Walmart
Newgrounds = THE BEST STORE EVER, SO GREAT THERE IS NO STORE TO COMPARE IT TO

Nah, the whole point of Walmart is to be a "one stop shop" where you can get everything, hence why I compare it to Newgrounds, a place that supports multiple platforms and formats such as Flash, HTML5, music, art, ect. You can also get Bluray discs and DVDs at a Walmart, just like SWF and MP4 files on Newgrounds.

Ebaumsworld = Guy selling shit out of the trunk of his car

Why do you think I compared Ebaumsworld to 7/11? Have you been to a 7/11? I can't think of a trashier gas station chain.

Reddit = Target

Oh God no. Reddit = generic claw crane.

Also:

SWFchan = Goodwill

At 1/19/15 05:49 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: Amazon = Some kind of magical store I can't even describe.

Amazon = Amazon

*mic drop*

At 1/19/15 06:00 PM, Thegreathorn wrote: Has anyone figure out what facebook and twttier are?

Facebook = Motorola
Twitter = Sprint Corp.

Facebook = Walmart (If someone actually likes to spend time there, they're probably an idiot)
Myspace = Piggly Wiggly (Most Internet users aren't old enough to know what it is)
Reddit = Target (It's a better place to spend your time than Walmart)
Twitter = Dollar General (Tons of shit that nobody cares about, but people buy it anyway)
DeviantArt = Dollar Tree (See above)
Buzzfeed = Family Dollar (See above)
Any adult site = any adult store
4chan = Hot Topic (Tons of attempted edginess)
ThePirateBay = The black market
Wikipedia = Radio Shack (Tons of cool stuff)
Newgrounds = Cross between an independent film festival and a local game store

At 1/19/15 06:35 PM, Bit wrote: Reddit = Target (It's a better place to spend your time than Walmart)

Why do people keep comparing such a good store to the pedo site?

At 1/19/15 06:38 PM, Psychopath wrote:

At 1/19/15 06:35 PM, Bit wrote: Reddit = Target (It's a better place to spend your time than Walmart)

Why do people keep comparing such a good store to the pedo site?

I don't know what site you visited, but I don't think it was Reddit.

And the FBI are going to break down your door any minute now.

At 1/19/15 06:55 PM, Bit wrote:

At 1/19/15 06:38 PM, Psychopath wrote:

At 1/19/15 06:35 PM, Bit wrote: Reddit = Target (It's a better place to spend your time than Walmart)

Why do people keep comparing such a good store to the pedo site?

I don't know what site you visited, but I don't think it was Reddit.

And the FBI are going to break down your door any minute now.

Reddit had a thing a couple years back where a section of the site was dedicated to child porn and when it was discovered by real people, they had to shut it down. The userbase bemoaned the decision to not have the whole site shut down by labeling the removal of the CP section as censorship of free speech or some shit.

The thing I'm talking about was /r/jailbait.

9GAG=Every smartass giftcard Shop

At 1/19/15 06:59 PM, Psychopath wrote:

At 1/19/15 06:55 PM, Bit wrote:

At 1/19/15 06:38 PM, Psychopath wrote:

At 1/19/15 06:35 PM, Bit wrote: Reddit = Target (It's a better place to spend your time than Walmart)

Why do people keep comparing such a good store to the pedo site?

I don't know what site you visited, but I don't think it was Reddit.

And the FBI are going to break down your door any minute now.

Reddit had a thing a couple years back where a section of the site was dedicated to child porn and when it was discovered by real people, they had to shut it down. The userbase bemoaned the decision to not have the whole site shut down by labeling the removal of the CP section as censorship of free speech or some shit.

The thing I'm talking about was /r/jailbait.

All of Reddit is /r/jailbait. Gotcha. So all of Reddit is gone now. Quick, someone buy that url.

Reddit = shopping mall the size of a country catering to every possible interest imaginable.

There, I made the first comparison in this thread that makes sense. All of yours were arbitrary nonsense.

NG = Baddragon.com

At 1/19/15 08:11 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: All of Reddit is /r/jailbait. Gotcha. So all of Reddit is gone now. Quick, someone buy that url.

Reddit = shopping mall the size of a country catering to every possible interest imaginable.

There, I made the first comparison in this thread that makes sense. All of yours were arbitrary nonsense.

Boo hoo.

At 1/19/15 10:07 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I was going to point out we are NOT like Walmart. We are too cool and not mainstream enough for the masses.
Youtube makes way more sense there.

Scene kid l̶o̶g̶i̶c̶ autism.

At 1/19/15 09:59 PM, Psychopath wrote:

At 1/19/15 08:11 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 1/19/15 06:59 PM, Psychopath wrote:

2+2 = 22

It's 4

Boo hoo.

There's a Hot Topic in my local mall, but the majority of the people in the crowd aren't face pierced fat people with black nails and ugly oversized pants covered in useless straps and chains and shit. Actually, that might have been closed. I'm gonna go around calling the Galleria the lonely goth store and see if people don't think I need a helmet, harness and a diaper.

F.B.I. & C.I.A. = Chuck E Cheese

At 1/19/15 08:11 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: All of Reddit is /r/jailbait. Gotcha. So all of Reddit is gone now. Quick, someone buy that url.

Reddit = shopping mall the size of a country catering to every possible interest imaginable.

There, I made the first comparison in this thread that makes sense. All of yours were arbitrary nonsense.

So, what you're saying is that since you suffer from insecurity whenever someone takes a swing at something you like, have some form of malformed brain due to either real or selfdiagnosed things, and you couldn't refute that point but you still want to get the last word in, that you are an imbecile.

Yes that's a loaded statement and I'm likely a hypocrite; I don't care at the moment. I just care that I'm seeing a person who obliquely defended the fact that said thing you liked sheltered sex offenders.

At 1/19/15 10:07 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I was going to point out we are NOT like Walmart. We are too cool and not mainstream enough for the masses.
Youtube makes way more sense there.

Actually, I kind of think this site is shit. I'd compare this place to Party City, where cheap shit is shit and cheap. Alternatively, Family Dollar, which is also cheap and shit, with the added bonus of ghettoness.

e621 = Trader Joe's / Wall Drug

Don't you ever compare Newgrounds to Walmart ever again you ungrateful little shit.

You get better service here on Newgrounds than you EVER WOULD at a fucking Walmart.

At 1/19/15 11:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Don't you ever compare Newgrounds to Walmart ever again you ungrateful little shit.

You get better service here on Newgrounds than you EVER WOULD at a fucking Walmart.

You have not been to the Walmarts I have been to.

At 1/19/15 11:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Don't you ever compare Newgrounds to Walmart ever again you ungrateful little shit.

You get better service here on Newgrounds than you EVER WOULD at a fucking Walmart.

No I don't.

The staff are more helpful at Walmart.

Newgrounds = Mall of America
Kongregate = Suspiciously seedy back alley with a guy in a trenchcoat wanting to sell you something

At 1/19/15 11:28 PM, Keisok wrote: So, what you're saying

Holy shit, I found fucking Waldo! There's a reward, right? Why would you stick your head out of the tunnels after all this time just to play jackoff's advocate for mspaintderp? Also, it turns out that mine was more like the third comparison with any sense to it. I didn't see the guy comparing Netflix to Blockbuster. I found a less preposterous way to frame a website than x-darksaiyanslipknkot-x did, btw. Newgrounds is that site for cartoon porn with chicks with giant mutant cocks. I don't get how the slogan "everything by everyone" reflects that. Maybe it should beee... I dunno, "everyone in everyone". I'm sure someone can come up with something better. What's your favorite dickgirl drawing btw and what inhuman hue is the throbbing veiny skycraper? Oh, and do you know where Carmen Sandiego is? I figure you're the guy to ask if anyone is.

At 1/19/15 11:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Don't you ever compare Newgrounds to Walmart ever again you ungrateful little shit.

You get better service here on Newgrounds than you EVER WOULD at a fucking Walmart.

Newgrounds doesn't have an 80 yrold greeter everytime i come in.

At 1/20/15 01:08 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Holy shit, I found fucking Waldo! There's a reward, right? Why would you stick your head out of the tunnels after all this time just to play jackoff's advocate for mspaintderp? Also, it turns out that mine was more like the third comparison with any sense to it. I didn't see the guy comparing Netflix to Blockbuster. I found a less preposterous way to frame a website than x-darksaiyanslipknkot-x did, btw. Newgrounds is that site for cartoon porn with chicks with giant mutant cocks. I don't get how the slogan "everything by everyone" reflects that. Maybe it should beee... I dunno, "everyone in everyone". I'm sure someone can come up with something better. What's your favorite dickgirl drawing btw and what inhuman hue is the throbbing veiny skycraper? Oh, and do you know where Carmen Sandiego is? I figure you're the guy to ask if anyone is.

Because you think you're smart and have proven why reddit is the fungal rot in a neckbeard's taint. I don't need to say anything else because this chunk of autism confirms exactly what I said.