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Why do pornstars have boyfriends

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Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:10:17


I mean, would you date one?


 

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:14:43


Are you implying that pornstars aren't human beings that need love and companionship as well? Also, there's a very rigorous screening process for pornstars, so there should be no worry of getting an STD while dating one.


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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:19:31


would u date a carpenter?


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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:21:57


I would like to say yes but honestly I don't think I would be able to date a pornstar, mostly because I wouldn't feel comfortable knowing the person I love is having sex with other people, even if it just her work. But hey I've never been in a relationship with a pornstar so maybe I would be okay with it despite my presumption.


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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:33:31


Nah, i'd be really jealous.
The real question is why would a pornstar date me?


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You do realise there is more to having a girlfriend than sex right?

At 11/26/14 11:22 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/26/14 11:19 AM, Lorkas wrote: would u date a carpenter?
I like girls with wood.

Giggity


keep on Reaping on

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:36:51


They crave companionship in the same way that most everyone else does. Doing porn generally doesn't have any emotional fulfillment for those participating. Most don't even enjoy it at all. It's all (usually terrible) acting, and no real enjoyment.

If you want to see what I mean, look into the documentary After Porn Ends. It's on Netflix, and it gives a good look into porn from the perspective of porn stars who left the industry. Most of them will tell you that they did it for the money, and didn't even like it that much. If they did like it, that doesn't mean that they don't need a real partner.

Would I date a porn star? Probably not. It would be too weird to think of all of the dicks that go into her during a normal work week. Not to mention that, if the guy's face isn't shown, he's usually some gross old guy. That would just be weird.

I might date a softcore porn star, though. It would bother me less that people were only masturbating to my girlfriend rather than having sex with her on camera too. Not to mention that there are a lot of seriously cute girls in softcore porn. Less surgery / heavy use of makeup too.

Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:38:40


At 11/26/14 11:35 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/26/14 11:34 AM, Monster-64 wrote: @Radaketor thinks I'm lying though and I'm drowning in ass.

You're drowning in my ass.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:46:22


At 11/26/14 11:42 AM, Monster-64 wrote: You chose @Radaketor over @RyderOmega? This will not be shortly forgotten.

Are you saying you wouldn't want a piece of this?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:50:46


At 11/26/14 11:49 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Has anyone ever said no to you?

147 and counting.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:51:28


I wouldn't mind dating a pornstar, after all, pornstars are people too. Not to mention that they are experienced in lovemaking, or at the very least can take the wood like a champ.

I would still buy a box of condoms though, just in case.


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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:52:55


At 11/26/14 11:46 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 11/26/14 11:42 AM, Monster-64 wrote: You chose @Radaketor over @RyderOmega? This will not be shortly forgotten.
Are you saying you wouldn't want a piece of this?

Giggity


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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 11:57:53


At 11/26/14 11:50 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: I know @TailsProwler mentioned he'd like to marry me on a few occasions though.

@TailsProwler

I PROPOSED TO YOU AND YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME!!!

...buttsecks?

Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 12:23:27


At 11/26/14 11:57 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 11/26/14 11:50 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: I know @TailsProwler mentioned he'd like to marry me on a few occasions though.
@TailsProwler

I PROPOSED TO YOU AND YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME!!!

...buttsecks?

He don't need you he has me now. He is my but buddy now.


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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 12:32:18


Would I date a pornstar? You mean I could actually date one, make sweet ass love to one?

Instead of jacking off while watching them fuck?

That, is just an absurd idead

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 12:35:46


I remember once somebody posted pictures of a pornstar's facebook and it was really sad. She was really desperately lonely, and it was a shame because she was so pretty.

Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 12:48:53


Not unless he did porn specifically for looking like a Lumberjack

Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 13:11:04


At 11/26/14 12:48 PM, odditiesbyangela wrote: Not unless he did porn specifically for looking like a Lumberjack

I'm a lumberjack, but you'll be disappointed to know that I'm all about the wood, if you know what I mean.

Get it? All about the wood. Heh.

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 13:29:33


At 11/26/14 12:23 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: He don't need you he has me now. He is my but buddy now.

The competition for anal lovin is so stiff...


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 13:54:38


At 11/26/14 01:51 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Like some fuck that was twice as fat as me, talked shit all through high school, and then came out of the closet and was messaging me on Facebook. "Hey I have to ask you something"

What the fuck nope blocked have nice day.

Your first mistake was to trust someone else on Facebook that wasn't me.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 14:22:59


At 11/26/14 01:11 PM, Bit wrote:
At 11/26/14 12:48 PM, odditiesbyangela wrote: Not unless he did porn specifically for looking like a Lumberjack
I'm a lumberjack, but you'll be disappointed to know that I'm all about the wood, if you know what I mean.

Get it? All about the wood. Heh.

At the least, you could hook me up with some of your lumberjack pals.

Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 14:30:26


I get slightly upset when I know a girl i'm dating has slept with even one guy in the past, regardless of the longevity of their relationship, and that's retarded of me but also intrinsic. I don't think I could be comfortable actually dating somebody who's fucked dozens of men.

At 11/26/14 01:42 PM, Xenomit wrote: The issue isn't the possibilities of STD's, it's the fact that they have to cheat on you for a living

That's the worst fucking thing ever

What if they don't do porn anymore at the time of your theoretical relationship with one so that the questions comes down to whether or not you'd date a woman who used to take cock after cock for money

Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 14:35:21


I'd fuck James Deen and let Stoya watch. I don't think I'd date him though.


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Response to Why do pornstars have boyfriends 2014-11-26 14:51:46


At 11/26/14 02:30 PM, Jester wrote:
What if they don't do porn anymore at the time of your theoretical relationship with one so that the questions comes down to whether or not you'd date a woman who used to take cock after cock for money

It was a job, nothing more, she's mine now. If she still wants to fuck around afterwards, I'll also have a clear conscience in cutting her off.


"Now I'm a private eye-cum-negotiator..."

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